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myc_check1212
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rule #4 compliant words of wisdom
#19099190 - 11/07/13 07:27 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Just as it says, what are the pearls of wisdom you have heard on your tour de life?
I open with:
1) "use 'em, don't abuse 'em" that was from my pepre. Never knew he had it in him. But I guess he was a younger man at one time
2) "cheat where you can gentlemen", from a drill sgt on range qualifications.
3) "fat girls are good for two things privates, sucking dick and cooking food. Cuz they have to cook to stay fat, and suck dick to keep a man". From another drill sgt.
4) "rules are only rules when they apply to everybody else" martin crane from "Frasier". That man would have made an awesome drinking buddy.
5) "be well liked" barney Lomax "death of a salesman"
now that I think of it, number three isn't very nice. Hopefully the intelligent conversation glosses over that nugget...
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rulesq
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Re: rule #4 compliant words of wisdom [Re: myc_check1212]
#19099193 - 11/07/13 07:29 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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“Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again, but life goes on.”
- Fred Jung( played by Ray Liotta) on Blow
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Re: rule #4 compliant words of wisdom [Re: rulesq]
#19099214 - 11/07/13 07:41 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
3) "fat girls are good for two things privates, sucking dick and cooking food. Cuz they have to cook to stay fat, and suck dick to keep a man". From another drill sgt.
lol
Last week of bootcamp:
"It's the last fucking week of boot camp and ya'all acting like a bunch of fairy fucks! Are we going to finish strong or not!?" From a first class petty officer.
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myc_check1212
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Re: rule #4 compliant words of wisdom [Re: XUL]
#19099430 - 11/07/13 08:59 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ha! I like how we have a combination of real life, television and literature.
"am I wearing lipstick Derek, I wanna look good while I'm getting fucked!"
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something super extreme
NIGGA YOU A FUCK NIGGA!


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Re: rule #4 compliant words of wisdom [Re: myc_check1212]
#19099433 - 11/07/13 08:59 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I think #3 is perfectly acceptable and mostly true. However, that doesn't make fat folks any more acceptable either.
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myc_check1212
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For the fucking win! Svs gets the square! I pulled a muscle laughing
-------------------- Lord_Senate: Pedophiles, rapists and everything in between. pastywhyte said: I'm not going to rush, I believe crow is best served cold. AhabMcBathsalts said: This is why democracy doesn't work. Because idiots like this get a fucking vote.
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