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Re: Which side do you dress to? [Re: something super extreme]
    #19098865 - 11/07/13 02:49 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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He's asking which side you put your dick in your pants, bros.




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Re: Which side do you dress to? [Re: Soulidarity]
    #19098959 - 11/07/13 03:59 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

To the right, but to be honest, I've never owned a pair of pants where it even mattered.  I know skinny pants are popular now, but geez...


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Re: Which side do you dress to? [Re: badchad] * 2
    #19098962 - 11/07/13 04:01 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

It's a question asked by a tailor so as to not grab your dick while measuring your inseam, pal.
More polite than asking "where's your dick, bro".


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Re: Which side do you dress to? [Re: something super extreme]
    #19098966 - 11/07/13 04:06 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

That makes more sense. 

I thought the purpose was to allow extra room in one side while making the pants.


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...most subjects find the experience valuable, some find it frightening, and many say that is it uniquely lovely.

Osmond, H.  Annals, NY Acad Science (1957) 66:418-434; p.436


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Re: Which side do you dress to? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19098975 - 11/07/13 04:14 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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I'm kind of a communist mama bear. :ancientaliens:



Communism is good in theory, it doesn't seem to work too well IRL.




It's never been tested IRL. We have no idea whether or not communism works. The closest thing we have to communism is fascism falsely flying the flag of the people, and fascism is as far away from communism as you can get, save anarchy, which is social and political libertarianism.


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Re: Which side do you dress to? [Re: healing]
    #19098989 - 11/07/13 04:29 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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healing said:
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mjmihalov said:
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BlindSophist said:
I'm kind of a communist mama bear. :ancientaliens:



Communism is good in theory, it doesn't seem to work too well IRL.




It's never been tested IRL. We have no idea whether or not communism works. The closest thing we have to communism is fascism falsely flying the flag of the people, and fascism is as far away from communism as you can get, save anarchy, which is social and political libertarianism.




If it was up to me we would have a direct democracy & a resource based economy, even better than communisn can ever hope to be IMO.

Something like The Venus Project Would be a way better option than both capitalism and communism, you should check it out if you haven't yet.

It seems a little far fetched, but I personally think what they're striving for is obtainable.


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Re: Which side do you dress to? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19099022 - 11/07/13 04:56 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I made a mistake in my previous post. Anarchy is actually social and economic libertarianism.


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Re: Which side do you dress to? [Re: healing]
    #19099381 - 11/07/13 08:45 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

there not supposed to measure one side, move your dick over and measure the other?:confused:


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Re: Which side do you dress to? [Re: something super extreme]
    #19099418 - 11/07/13 08:56 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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It's a question asked by a tailor so as to not grab your dick while measuring your inseam, pal.
More polite than asking "where's your dick, bro".



I always lie :naughty:


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Re: Which side do you dress to? [Re: jewunit]
    #19099428 - 11/07/13 08:58 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Nothing like getting felt up accidentally by an unwitting tailor.


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Re: Which side do you dress to? [Re: something super extreme]
    #19099517 - 11/07/13 09:25 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

i thought left side meant where my dick wasnt:shrug::strokebeard:


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Re: Which side do you dress to? [Re: hidenseek1]
    #19099569 - 11/07/13 09:45 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Left side, here.  I'm left-handed.


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Re: Which side do you dress to? [Re: mpd]
    #19099576 - 11/07/13 09:48 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I leave my fly open and dress right down the middle.


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Re: Which side do you dress to? [Re: something super extreme]
    #19099624 - 11/07/13 10:01 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

i just let it drop, and it will flop where it wants, nonstop


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Re: Which side do you dress to? [Re: hidenseek1]
    #19099657 - 11/07/13 10:13 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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hidenseek1 said:
i thought left side meant where my dick wasnt:shrug::strokebeard:




I never realized how incredibly complex this question was until this thread.


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Smith, P.  Bull. Menninger Clinic (1959) 23:20-27; p. 27.

...most subjects find the experience valuable, some find it frightening, and many say that is it uniquely lovely.

Osmond, H.  Annals, NY Acad Science (1957) 66:418-434; p.436


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Re: Which side do you dress to? [Re: badchad]
    #19099662 - 11/07/13 10:17 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I tuck my cock upward in the elastic waist band of my sweat pants.
I only do this at playgrounds though.
Go to the anonymous message board to find out why, kids.


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