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Re: Involved in a hit and run [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19101375 - 11/07/13 03:41 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Well i guess short of posting a video of myself there isnt much one can do to prove their gender. Even pics can tell lies. Ive seen men dressed up as women and found myself feeling a bit jealous of them till i realize they have testicles, then i just feel sad, very very sad


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Re: Involved in a hit and run [Re: Smashing]
    #19101379 - 11/07/13 03:43 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

You should be even more jealous when you find out they have testicles.  If you had testicles, you'd understand.


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Re: Involved in a hit and run [Re: Smashing]
    #19101388 - 11/07/13 03:45 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Well i guess short of posting a video of myself there isnt much one can do to prove their gender. Even pics can tell lies. Ive seen men dressed up as women and found myself feeling a bit jealous of them till i realize they have testicles, then i just feel sad, very very sad




Ehh, you can never be certain, but sometimes you can make a good hypothesis by their posting style.


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Re: Involved in a hit and run [Re: Herbologist]
    #19101409 - 11/07/13 03:48 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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OP should get plastic surgery.  I know a good dogector if you're interested .








Did somebody say plastic surgeon?






:lol: love that show.

Its fleeing the scene its like a 500 dollar fine and maybe some community service. You'll be alright op.


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Re: Involved in a hit and run [Re: Enjoywho]
    #19101419 - 11/07/13 03:51 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

And a violation of his probation which means his diversion goes out the window so he keeps his original charge.

But he'll be aight.


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Re: Involved in a hit and run [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19101426 - 11/07/13 03:52 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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And besides, does it really matter what sex anyone is here?




Not really, but I have a feeling there are a lot of "female" posters on here that are actually males. I think it's because they feel it'll make them get more attention, and it does.




You know Maerigan is a dude, right?


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Re: Involved in a hit and run [Re: koods]
    #19101440 - 11/07/13 03:55 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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And besides, does it really matter what sex anyone is here?




Not really, but I have a feeling there are a lot of "female" posters on here that are actually males. I think it's because they feel it'll make them get more attention, and it does.




You know Maerigan is a dude, right?




I have no reason to believe that, I have seen many pics of her, and her posting style pretty much screams girl.


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Re: Involved in a hit and run [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19101477 - 11/07/13 04:04 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

And my posting style is??? That of a man who wishes to appear to be a female in order to be noticed? Wow, thats a pretty fucked up style then. Best i change it accordingly.

Any tips on how to post more like a female? Do you throw #hugsnkissess or links to cute kittens or like some other retarded poor soul do i post a thread asking people to rate my photo?

At 28 i would have thought i had this being female thing down to an art but clearly i need some work done.


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Re: Involved in a hit and run [Re: Smashing]
    #19101482 - 11/07/13 04:05 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Dot all of your i's with a heart.

Anything less means your a dude pretending to be a chick.


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Re: Involved in a hit and run [Re: Smashing]
    #19101489 - 11/07/13 04:07 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Maybe its cause im a South African Female that it seems my posting style is that of a man's :ooo:


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Re: Involved in a hit and run [Re: Smashing]
    #19101498 - 11/07/13 04:09 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Oh, there's pics... Did you know that some species of fish have learned to use the Internet and they find pics of real people and pretend they aren't fish. Saw that on MTV news.


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Any tips on how to post more like a female?




Complain about the prices at the grocery store and ask for good casserole recipes. make sure you refer to your female friends as girlfriends, but don't snap your fingers when you say it, because then you're just a gay dude,

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Maybe its cause im a South African Female that it seems my posting style is that of a man's :ooo:




It's the username. You should have gone with squishing. Or mopping.


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Re: Involved in a hit and run [Re: koods]
    #19101539 - 11/07/13 04:19 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

LOL @ Koods

Noted - unfortunately "girlfrieeeennnnddd" is not in my vocab - maybe im shitty at being a girly girl cos i dont like them very much so ive never really aspired to like the masses of sheep that all seem to share a collective brain cell.

As for the grocery prices - all jokes aside, they are fucken ridiculous but its my boyfriend who complains more than i do - unless if its about the toilet paper, then i win the bitch fest everytime.

Where is this OP? Jail? Holding cell? Running from the law?


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Re: Involved in a hit and run [Re: Smashing]
    #19101557 - 11/07/13 04:22 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

He was crossing the street at the court, and a driver slammed into him, throwing him 60 feet.  The driver sped off without calling the police or leaving a note pinned to his forehead.


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Re: Involved in a hit and run [Re: Smashing]
    #19101558 - 11/07/13 04:22 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

He got run over by karma, and karma didn't leave a note.


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Re: Involved in a hit and run [Re: Smashing]
    #19101582 - 11/07/13 04:27 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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And my posting style is??? That of a man who wishes to appear to be a female in order to be noticed? Wow, thats a pretty fucked up style then. Best i change it accordingly.

Any tips on how to post more like a female? Do you throw #hugsnkissess or links to cute kittens or like some other retarded poor soul do i post a thread asking people to rate my photo?

At 28 i would have thought i had this being female thing down to an art but clearly i need some work done.




You took what I said completely the wrong way. I wasn't saying you are not a female, I do not know you enough to even make a guess/form an opinion about that.

All I was saying is sometimes the way people make their posts can be indicative of their gender, and it has nothing to do with kittens, or anything like that. Sometimes girls just talk/type different than guys, not always though, it can be hard to tell. Sometimes men come off as women too me and vice versa.


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Re: Involved in a hit and run [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19101613 - 11/07/13 04:33 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

So by my bitchy and perpetually sarcastic responses do feel it safe to assume im female now?

Dont fret, i take nothing on any forum personally, nothing is offencesive (that word looks weird) - at best its midly amusing :laugh:


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Re: Involved in a hit and run [Re: Smashing]
    #19101626 - 11/07/13 04:36 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Not yet, I need to see more bitching and talking about groceries, only then will I be able to form an educated opinion :lol:


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Re: Involved in a hit and run [Re: TrentBoyett] * 1
    #19101630 - 11/07/13 04:37 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

All we really need is a few months of posts in order to track the 28 day cycle.


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Re: Involved in a hit and run [Re: Enlil]
    #19101637 - 11/07/13 04:38 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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All we really need is a few months of posts in order to track the 28 day cycle.



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Re: Involved in a hit and run [Re: Smashing]
    #19101642 - 11/07/13 04:39 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I just took your ratings virginity Smashing.

Was it as good for you as it was for me?


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