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thedude1992
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Involved in a hit and run
#19098652 - 11/07/13 01:15 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I was involved in a hit and run two days ago. I was backing out of my parking space, and hit the car behind me. I almost hit the curb to my right and was focused on that rather than what was behind me. I was gonna stop and leave a note, but then I remembered the three times my car has been hit with no note, and I said fuck it I'm out, it's my turn. So I floored it out of Taco Bell, and noticed a guy in a big ass diesel pickup that was following me out of there. I had figured he saw the whole thing, but I had already started to speed away, so there was no turning back. He chased me for a few miles, but I toasted him and he couldn't keep up. Think fast and the furious lol.
So I've figured he could have gotten my plates, and decided that I'm probably fucked. Turns out I was right. I got a call from a local officer about an hour ago, saying my car was involved in an accident. He also said the witness could identify the driver. I denied that I was the driver, and said I let my roommates borrow my car often, and I would ask them if they knew anything. I have a meeting with him tomorrow at one. The plan is to say I talked to my roommates and they said they haven't driven the car. I'm going to ask him where again it happened, and act surprised when he says Taco Bell. I'll say that I thought I hit the curb and didn't feel the other car. That's the best I can come up with..I have also hired a lawyer.
I know I should have just left a fucking note, but I am a dumbass and that's what dumbasses do. The shittiest part about this whole deal is that I have a plea deal for probation, that if I don't commit any crimes for the duration of probation, my weed charges will be dropped. So if I do get smashed for this I'll likely be getting my weed charges too. With only a month left on probation..fml lol
I had to tell someone, so thanks for hearing me out shroomery.
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Re: Involved in a hit and run [Re: thedude1992]
#19098666 - 11/07/13 01:22 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yup, should have left a note
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Re: Involved in a hit and run [Re: thedude1992]
#19098684 - 11/07/13 01:28 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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You probably shouldn't lie at this point. All they have to do is get security footage of you at Taco Bell, or ask the employees' who worked that day if they can identify you, in which case, you're fucked. Get out of town, man. Get out of town.
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Take your licks.
Your actions speak volumes to your character.
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TrentBoyett
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If they don't have cameras, which they probably do, atleast inside by the cash register, then deny everything get a haircut, go tanning, whatever, try to change your appearnce a lot.
Or just never go meet with the cop and stay out of town.
is your probation reporting or non reporting?
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Re: Involved in a hit and run [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19098792 - 11/07/13 02:15 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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mjmihalov said: If they don't have cameras, which they probably do, atleast inside by the cash register, then deny everything get a haircut, go tanning, whatever, try to change your appearnce a lot.
Or just never go meet with the cop and stay out of town.
is your probation reporting or non reporting?
I've already got a haircut since then lol. It used to be super fucking long and now it's pretty short. I look completely different for sure though. I don't think I am going to deny that it was me, but just try and convince him I didn't know I hit the car behind me. That plays along nicely with the fact that I said I didn't get in a wreck recently I think. My lawyer said to not admit to anything and as long as they can't prove I knew I hit it, I should be good. Just gotta act super surprised and apologetic, and hope I can take care of this out of court. Probation is reporting, this was supposed to be my last month. So leaving isn't really an option. Fuuuuuck I'm seriously dissapointed in my judgement skills though haha. If it does go to court maybe I can push it back until my current probation is over? Idk if they could hold it against me at that point...innocent until proven guilty, right?
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Re: Involved in a hit and run [Re: thedude1992]
#19098799 - 11/07/13 02:17 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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This is the part where your life turns into the movie The Machinest
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Re: Involved in a hit and run [Re: thedude1992]
#19098815 - 11/07/13 02:26 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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probation is wierd, but I would try to push it back either way.
also your not knowing you hit him story will be foiled by you speeding away and trying to lose the guy that was following you.
idk seems possibly beatable, but they'll probably still charge you.
I wouldn't go talk with anyone though, maybe give him a call and say you didn't do it and you're a busy person that doesn't want to be bothered with this, and if they want to charge they they can send you the ticket or whaatever.
Never talk to cops, they'll always try to trip you up.
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Re: Involved in a hit and run [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19098841 - 11/07/13 02:37 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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mjmihalov said: probation is wierd, but I would try to push it back either way.
also your not knowing you hit him story will be foiled by you speeding away and trying to lose the guy that was following you.
idk seems possibly beatable, but they'll probably still charge you.
I wouldn't go talk with anyone though, maybe give him a call and say you didn't do it and you're a busy person that doesn't want to be bothered with this, and if they want to charge they they can send you the ticket or whaatever.
Never talk to cops, they'll always try to trip you up.
Good point. I guess I could try denying that I was running away from the guy and I was running late or something. Idk. I might just be fucked. Lol. I was planning on bringing the lawyer to the meeting, so I wouldn't slip up. I'll keep you posted on how it goes though
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Re: Involved in a hit and run [Re: thedude1992]
#19098846 - 11/07/13 02:39 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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You could say that a guy was chasing you for an unknown reason and you didn't want to be raped so you kept driving 
But honestly I would deny, deny, deny
Don't even admit you knew someone was following you, I wouldn't at least.
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Re: Involved in a hit and run [Re: thedude1992] 4
#19099056 - 11/07/13 05:35 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Hopefully you get the fucking you so richly deserve.
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You're gonna say you thought you hit the curb and then the officer's going to ask then why were you speeding away. Don't bother lying might as well own up to your mistakes and rough it out. Good luck dude.
EDIT: mjmihalov beat me to it
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Quote:
Acaterpillar said: This is the part where your life turns into the movie The MAD Machinest


op you're fukt!! good luck and sounds like you have a smart lawyer...
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Re: Involved in a hit and run [Re: thedude1992]
#19099106 - 11/07/13 06:37 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Monkey see, monkey do
Just because you've been screwed in the past by some irresponsible fuck, doesn't mean anyone else deserves it.
Ripple effect got you OP
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Ya dun goofed 
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Re: Involved in a hit and run [Re: trampis]
#19099154 - 11/07/13 07:04 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Sorry, brah, you're not a dumbass. You're just an ass.
You did not leave a note because people have hit you and not left a note in the past, which means you knew what it felt like to be fucked over and you didn't care. Then you sped off trying to out run another vehicle. Then you tried to sell out your roommates. You sound like an awful person.
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Re: Involved in a hit and run [Re: thedude1992] 2
#19099158 - 11/07/13 07:07 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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So, the basic facts are:
1. You're in a diversion program to give you a second chance for fucking up. 2. While in said diversion program, you hit a car by accident. 3. Instead of simply leaving a note, you decide to: a. Fuck the owner of that car, and b. Fuck yourself
Nice job, bro.
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Quote:
MadSeasonAbove said: Monkey see, monkey do
Just because you've been screwed in the past by some irresponsible fuck, doesn't mean anyone else deserves it.
It should mean the opposite. He's like someone with a horrible disease that hopes everyone else gets it too.
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Re: Involved in a hit and run [Re: koods]
#19099301 - 11/07/13 08:21 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yeah honestly you deserve whats coming to you OP. Next time dont be a douche and just leave a note. Who cares what has happened to you in the past.
I have had my truck hit before and the person didnt leave a note... shit happens, oh well.
Then probly 2 years later I was in my truck and for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to have my foot on the clutch while I was checking my phone in my parking spot I end up rolling backwards and my wheels were turned just enough to clip the back end of another truck. I got out mad as fuck at myself for being so stupid but the guy was very cool and all he asked for was $20 for some touch up paint... Moral of the story, If you're a fucking douche it will come back to bite you in the ass. If you're a respectable member of society and do whats right, everything will be fine.
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