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Re: Bike was stolen tonite.... [Re: DeadPhan]
    #19098198 - 11/06/13 10:52 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

people can call you a hipster for preeetty much anything, kinda stupid.

oh you have a beard? LOL what a hipster!
you like old music or listen to vinyl records? HAHA hipster fag
what's that? you have a slightly differing opinion than I? whaaaat a hipster.

:shrug:


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Re: Bike was stolen tonite.... [Re: mushroom_sandwich]
    #19098208 - 11/06/13 10:53 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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mushroom_sandwich said:
people can call you a hipster for preeetty much anything, kinda stupid.

oh you have a beard? LOL what a hipster!
you like old music or listen to vinyl records? HAHA hipster fag
what's that? you have a slightly differing opinion than I? whaaaat a hipster.

:shrug:



You sound like a hipster that gets a lot of shit for it


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Re: Bike was stolen tonite.... [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19098215 - 11/06/13 10:55 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

nah, I've actually never been called a hipster (UNTIL NOW VOLCOM) I just see it everywhere in real life or the internet.
I do collect records though.


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Re: Bike was stolen tonite.... [Re: mushroom_sandwich]
    #19098228 - 11/06/13 10:58 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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I do collect records though.



lol hipster


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Re: Bike was stolen tonite.... [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19098238 - 11/06/13 11:00 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:curbyourenthusiasm:


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Re: Bike was stolen tonite.... [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19098255 - 11/06/13 11:03 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Hey man I'm just busting your balls and as far as age you've got a single year on me so.....


I actually didn't think you where a hipster but the way you described yourself is something that a hipster would say but at the same time care so much about what they wear and all that other shit. They are a walking contradiction. I do not believe this to be the case with you my friend.


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btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
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I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: Bike was stolen tonite.... [Re: mushroom_sandwich]
    #19098283 - 11/06/13 11:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I've got a beard, and tend to like older music for the most part......shit!  :thataintright:


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Re: Bike was stolen tonite.... [Re: DeadPhan]
    #19098291 - 11/06/13 11:12 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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DeadPhan said:
I've got a beard, and tend to like older music for the most part......shit!  :thataintright:





That could not have been a better gif.

Fuck I laughed so loud


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: Bike was stolen tonite.... [Re: fee]
    #19098301 - 11/06/13 11:14 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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fee said:
Hey man I'm just busting your balls and as far as age you've got a single year on me so.....


I actually didn't think you where a hipster but the way you described yourself is something that a hipster would say but at the same time care so much about what they wear and all that other shit. They are a walking contradiction. I do not believe this to be the case with you my friend.




I guess I'm not good at conveying myself through text.  I was playing along basically. No worries. :tongue::lol::cheers:


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Re: Bike was stolen tonite.... [Re: fee]
    #19098305 - 11/06/13 11:14 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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fee said:
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DeadPhan said:
I've got a beard, and tend to like older music for the most part......shit!  :thataintright:





That could not have been a better gif.

Fuck I laughed so loud



same here :lol:


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Re: Bike was stolen tonite.... [Re: fee] * 1
    #19098315 - 11/06/13 11:17 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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fee said:
Quote:

DeadPhan said:
I've got a beard, and tend to like older music for the most part......shit!  :thataintright:





That could not have been a better gif.

Fuck I laughed so loud



Ya. I must admit.  If it weren't for the gifs on here sometimes I wouldn't know how to communicate. So often there are no words.  But always gifs. :lol:


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Re: Bike was stolen tonite.... [Re: DeadPhan]
    #19098319 - 11/06/13 11:19 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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:crankey:
ran into the library in town for like 5 minutes.  parked said bike right outside where it is very lit up, with lot of in and out traffic.  never had an issue.  if im ever gonna be too long i lock it up.  anyway, i was just grabbing a book they had on reserve for me.  so i didnt think much of it. 

come out, its gone.

i got this bike a couple weeks ago at a thrift shop.  i saw it outside, and had my girl stop the car so i could see how much.  i was in the market for a bike as my other bikes gears are all screwed up and it needs new tires.  guy tells me fifty.  i say, think you can do 40?  he says sure.  i tell him i dont have the money on me at the moment but ill be back later or tommorow to pick it up.  i go about checkin stuff out at the thrift shop and come upon a pair of freshwater fishing poles.  ask him how much, he says 5 bux for the pair!  Score!  then as im leavin im like, k, thanks, maybe see ya later or tommorow.  he goes, how much you got on you?  i say, 20.  he says, sold!  i was stoked.  awesome comfy, nice riding, older, classic style bike for 20 bux. 

i find its gone and go back into the library as i know there is a camera.  me and the security guards, one being my neighbor, overlook the footage.  i almost wish i didnt.  watching it being stolen on video made it almost all the more personal.  just makes me so sick of people.  fucking scum.  dude was wearing nice enough clothes and looked nothing like an addict or anything.  not that really changes things, but in a way it does.  it shows that this was a straight up hoodlum thief. 

they asked if i wanted to call the police and make a report, and although tempting, i dont like dealing with cops.  i am on probation, and even though i dont have a lengthy record, its enough that if they by chance look me up, i wouldnt want to be in the library hearing my record come back on their radio in front of my neighbor or just people within earshot.  its whatever, but also, ive had experiences where cops give people shit for showing up to calls that they think are a waste of time.  that and i just didnt want to have to wait around and fill out a report and all that.  i would have to tell my probation officer that i had police contact, even though i wasnt on the bad side of it, i just figured, chalk it up as a loss.  i wish the library would almost just hand the video over to the cops even without needing a report just so they could be on the lookout more and even just be aware of such things happening and maybe just take a ride down main street more often, and fucking lay off the old drunks and kinds on skateboards and deal with the real scum.

i took a good look at the dude, but i figure, hes just gonna sell it quick anyway, or hes not gonna bring it around town ever again.  there is an area like 5 or so miles down the road that is crack central that he probaly resides and it will either stay there, or he will sell it.  chances are if i see it again, it would likely be with someone who bought it from him or one of his associates.

almost makes it worse that it was such a good deal at the thrift shop.  i think id be less pissed if i paid so much for it as i was just so psyched i got such a great bike for such a great deal.  like it was meant to be mine. 

i did post a picture and the description of the dude on bookface for any of my friends to keep an eye out.  who knows, maybe it will turn up.  doubt it though. 

im about to get all Pee-Wees Big Adventure up in this bitch though!  LOL.  Oh well, RIP Buddy.  :feelsbadman: 
here she is




I live in a good neighbourhood, but if you leave a bike of for a minute, it will be stolen. I've had like six bikes, 5 were stolen one when Id leave them outside for anywhere between 2 minutes and an hour, one of them broke. Lesson: ALWAYS lock your bike if someone can get to it


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Re: Bike was stolen tonite.... [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19101366 - 11/07/13 03:39 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Lmao.  Ya. I'm a hipster bro.  I'm 32. Hipsters were not even some gay ass term when I was comin up. Honestly.  If you were to label me anything.  You would prolly call me a bum if you saw me. That or a hippie. But I'm a deadhead. I'm just me ya tool!  :bluemoon:Say what you will. I could give a shit. That's on you. Lmao. :cheers:

Anyway, I'm going all out on my next bike. I'm fixin to find a nice cannondale or the like. And prolly a dragon to tie up next to it.



EXACTLY what a hipster would say




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