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Offlinerobbyberto
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Re: I am currently academic fraud, yay! [Re: B_BOY]
    #19095366 - 11/06/13 01:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Sorry, opt-outs aren't real people. Come back when you grow a spine.


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Re: I am currently academic fraud, yay! [Re: B_BOY]
    #19095370 - 11/06/13 01:19 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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B_BOY said:
I never said your ideas are not worth listening to. Did I?

And it is interested, not interesting to have a conversation with me.



i am typing quickly

you seem to be trying to have an argument about something but I cant really figure out what it is

just admit that your comment that "All college grads are dumb as fuck" was stupid and we can move on. Because it was a stupid, blatantly false comment. Some people cheat in college. That does not in any way imply that all college grads are dumb as fuck. I am not dumb as fuck.


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Re: I am currently academic fraud, yay! [Re: morrowasted]
    #19095372 - 11/06/13 01:20 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

ok so not ALL college grads are dumb as fuck, just most of them are. Now you can go back and tell mommy that her money is well spent.


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: I am currently committing academic fraud, yay! [Re: zappaisgod]
    #19095374 - 11/06/13 01:20 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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zappaisgod said:
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Patlal said:
So my roommates teacher is a bitch and he is struggling in hois class. He is fucking pissed off and has something due tomorrow. He offered me 100$ to do it for him while he gets drunk. I gladly accepted.

Its a paper about gender inequality and violence against women in India. I don't know shit about it but he gave me his access to academic papers. So I am now an expert.

Who else has cheated their way through school?




You aren't cheating.  He is.  You are being an entrepreneur.




I like the way you think!


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Re: I am currently academic fraud, yay! [Re: B_BOY]
    #19095380 - 11/06/13 01:21 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

now who's butthurt :rolleyes:


anyway I wrote a couple papers for money in undergrad for asian people. it's whatever, fuck it. they aren't gonna learn to write and they would just pay someone else to do it if they didnt pay me.


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: I am currently academic fraud, yay! [Re: morrowasted]
    #19095901 - 11/06/13 03:12 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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morrowasted said:
now who's butthurt :rolleyes:


anyway I wrote a couple papers for money in undergrad for asian people. it's whatever, fuck it. they aren't gonna learn to write and they would just pay someone else to do it if they didnt pay me.




That's hopw I see it too. I'll provide the paper, then what you do with it isn't my business.

I got to learn about India too. Fucked up country.


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Re: I am currently committing academic fraud, yay! [Re: Patlal]
    #19096006 - 11/06/13 03:35 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Patlal said:
So my roommates teacher is a bitch and he is struggling in hois class. He is fucking pissed off and has something due tomorrow. He offered me 100$ to do it for him while he gets drunk. I gladly accepted.

Its a paper about gender inequality and violence against women in India. I don't know shit about it but he gave me his access to academic papers. So I am now an expert.

Who else has cheated their way through school?




Do you know what's awesome? Two things:

First of all, YOU're actually not committing any academic fraud. Writing a paper for somebody isn't considered an offence unless you are in his class or seriously affiliated with what he's doing. Academic fraud, in your case, will be commited the second your friend hands in that paper, but he'll be guilty entirely, not you.

Secondly, writing academic papers is a legitimate job that people do. I've seen ads for it on campus. It's insanely profitable, excellent for stimulating the mind, and a great way to absorb new information. There was a cool article about some guy in his twenty's who was making thousands of dollars per month off of writing academic papers. He didn't even have a bachelor's in the field, let alone a phd, but he was able to gather all the information he needed from the internet and it turned out it to be extremely effective. If you're good at it, you can make it an awesome part time job!


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Re: I am currently academic fraud, yay! [Re: Alexestalex]
    #19096027 - 11/06/13 03:39 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I once cheated on a test in grade 4  :loldongs:


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Re: I am currently committing academic fraud, yay! [Re: zappaisgod]
    #19096047 - 11/06/13 03:42 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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zappaisgod said:
Quote:

Patlal said:
So my roommates teacher is a bitch and he is struggling in hois class. He is fucking pissed off and has something due tomorrow. He offered me 100$ to do it for him while he gets drunk. I gladly accepted.

Its a paper about gender inequality and violence against women in India. I don't know shit about it but he gave me his access to academic papers. So I am now an expert.

Who else has cheated their way through school?




You aren't cheating.  He is.  You are being an entrepreneur.




actually, it's conspiracy to commit fraud.


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Re: I am currently academic fraud, yay! [Re: Patlal]
    #19096258 - 11/06/13 04:31 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i never have, but i'd be lying if i said the thought hadn't crossed my mind before.


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Re: I am currently committing academic fraud, yay! [Re: koods]
    #19096572 - 11/06/13 05:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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koods said:
Quote:

zappaisgod said:
Quote:

Patlal said:
So my roommates teacher is a bitch and he is struggling in hois class. He is fucking pissed off and has something due tomorrow. He offered me 100$ to do it for him while he gets drunk. I gladly accepted.

Its a paper about gender inequality and violence against women in India. I don't know shit about it but he gave me his access to academic papers. So I am now an expert.

Who else has cheated their way through school?




You aren't cheating.  He is.  You are being an entrepreneur.




actually, it's conspiracy to commit fraud.


 

I don't think there is any criminality issue.  Fuck the academy.


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Re: I am currently committing academic fraud, yay! [Re: zappaisgod]
    #19096706 - 11/06/13 05:52 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah, I don't think most types of academic malfeasance are covered by criminal statues. You probably have to outright bribe someone to change a grade before it would be prosecutable.


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Re: I am currently committing academic fraud, yay! [Re: koods]
    #19097067 - 11/06/13 07:07 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

In a couple of years your room mate will be one of those guys complaining he can't find a good paying job with great benefits despite his 4 year degree in underwater basket weaving or whatever it is.
"Bro I put in all this hard work getting a degree and I still can't find a job. The system has totally set us up to fail, but at least I get free coffee working as a barista."


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Re: I am currently committing academic fraud, yay! [Re: HarperLewis]
    #19097106 - 11/06/13 07:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

When I was in high school me and a friend changed our biology grades In the teachers computer.

Think that's as close as I've gotten to "academic fraud"


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Re: I am currently academic fraud, yay! [Re: morrowasted]
    #19098222 - 11/06/13 10:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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morrowasted said:
Quote:

B_BOY said:
Do I even college? Now come on, you surely can put together a more complete sentence than this.



dude. shut the fuck up



lol B_BOY I suggest you castrate yourself ASAP, we don't want your genes in the gene pool.


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Re: I am currently committing academic fraud, yay! [Re: zappaisgod]
    #19098504 - 11/07/13 12:11 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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zappaisgod said:
Quote:

Patlal said:
So my roommates teacher is a bitch and he is struggling in hois class. He is fucking pissed off and has something due tomorrow. He offered me 100$ to do it for him while he gets drunk. I gladly accepted.

Its a paper about gender inequality and violence against women in India. I don't know shit about it but he gave me his access to academic papers. So I am now an expert.

Who else has cheated their way through school?




You aren't cheating.  He is.  You are being an entrepreneur.





Haha this

Im loving it


America was built on that entrepreneurial spirit.

I do kids tests for money all the time. Its a pretty sweet way to pick up some cash, especially if you enjoy learning.


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Re: I am currently academic fraud, yay! [Re: B_BOY]
    #19098514 - 11/07/13 12:15 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

B_BOY said:
ok so not ALL college grads are dumb as fuck, just most of them are. Now you can go back and tell mommy that her money is well spent.




LOL someone is butthurt they never got accepted to college.


Better learn a skill quick or enjoy being poor the rest of your life.


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Re: I am currently academic fraud, yay! [Re: B_BOY]
    #19098528 - 11/07/13 12:18 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I AM KING YOU ARE ASS I AM FUCK WE ARE RAPE


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