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OfflineBeanhead
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Re: If you had to die tomorrow, but you got to choose HOW you died, what would you do? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #19088588 - 11/05/13 03:58 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Have a nice meal, smoke a thick joint, put on my favourite record

Inject barbiturates.


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Re: If you had to die tomorrow, but you got to choose HOW you died, what would you do? [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #19089369 - 11/05/13 10:20 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I don't understand why the program hoc avatar bothers you. I am a spiritual person , I meditate , I like psychedelics , I'm into lucid dreaming ad astral projection and I try to be good to others Etc, but that avatar doesn't bother me in the slightest . Human sexuality is natural, healthy, normal and often beautiful .


We're you raised in a strict Christian household or something ? The Victorian taboo against sexuality Is unhealthy and unnatural . Why should a man and woman having sex upset or offend you, especially when you can turn it off at will?


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Re: If you had to die tomorrow, but you got to choose HOW you died, what would you do? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #19089440 - 11/05/13 10:41 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

id want to die in my sleep.


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Re: If you had to die tomorrow, but you got to choose HOW you died, what would you do? [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #19089523 - 11/05/13 11:03 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

well this hread really turned to shit, I had high hopes too...

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Moonshoe said:
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mjmihalov said:
I'd IV like 100mg of oxymorphone then jump out of a plane from really high, that would be complete euphoria.

That would actually be my second choice, I can't say my first because I don't want a visit from the NSA.

I've said too much already, where's the foil?




TERRORIST !

JK

Actually I was going to say that was my second choice- do heroin and jump out of a plane. The reason I wouldnt though is that although the fall would be incredible, once you hit the brain would instantly be destroyed, potentially meaning you would lose that near death experience of brain activity when dying.




the opana would kill me before I hit, idk what your opiate tolerance is but most people would not live very long after a 100mg shot.


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Re: If you had to die tomorrow, but you got to choose HOW you died, what would you do? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19089707 - 11/05/13 11:54 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I'd want to die somehow saving someone, sacrificing my life for someone else. Damn, going out saving the whole world would be pretty badass imagine that... Kinda like Independence Day where that hillbilly guy flies into the mothership blowing it up and saving every body kinda thing... Some sort of self-sacrificing scenario would be my choice, I think that would be the most meaningful for me.


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Re: If you had to die tomorrow, but you got to choose HOW you died, what would you do? [Re: The5thElement]
    #19089740 - 11/05/13 12:01 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Getting ran over by freeing a baby carriage from a busy street.


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Re: If you had to die tomorrow, but you got to choose HOW you died, what would you do? [Re: Yage]
    #19089759 - 11/05/13 12:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I got ran over once, didn't die but it fucking sucked :shrug:


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Re: If you had to die tomorrow, but you got to choose HOW you died, what would you do? [Re: The5thElement]
    #19089761 - 11/05/13 12:06 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I do buy a bunch of coke and fuck coke sluts like I'm gonna die tomorrow


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Re: If you had to die tomorrow, but you got to choose HOW you died, what would you do? [Re: The5thElement] * 1
    #19089764 - 11/05/13 12:06 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

my mom ran my foot over once, that shit hurt.


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Re: If you had to die tomorrow, but you got to choose HOW you died, what would you do? [Re: Yage]
    #19089769 - 11/05/13 12:07 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

On a motorcycle with with the adrenaline pumping through my veins at high speed and instant death. Gotta love that adrenaline rush..


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OfflineEnvix
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Re: If you had to die tomorrow, but you got to choose HOW you died, what would you do? [Re: A Day InThe Life]
    #19089790 - 11/05/13 12:12 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

a brain active for an hour in postmortem state could seem like a hundred years. do you really want a hundred years more of experience for the 1 hour before you become extinct?


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Re: If you had to die tomorrow, but you got to choose HOW you died, what would you do? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #19089849 - 11/05/13 12:25 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I would be tied to the bed with one chick riding my face and one chick riding my dick, and right at the peak of my orgasm they cut my chest open with a big knife, remove my heart, and with bare hands and teeth they devour it together over my corpse. I'd be on half a gram of molly while it all takes place and the girl riding my dick would be sans protection or birth control so I might impregnate her with my blood orgy spawn.

It should also be noted that the one riding my face would be blond with blue eyes, wearing black and white striped stockings and arm warmers, and the other would be brunette with green eyes, wearing pink and white striped stockings and warmers.

HOT.


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Re: If you had to die tomorrow, but you got to choose HOW you died, what would you do? [Re: RiderOnTheStorm]
    #19089873 - 11/05/13 12:29 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I don't see an avatar or a signature for him, I have signature pics and "adult" avatars both turned off.


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Re: If you had to die tomorrow, but you got to choose HOW you died, what would you do? [Re: psi]
    #19089891 - 11/05/13 12:32 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i would have an automatic off switched installed into my brain so i can just press a button to stop life


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Re: If you had to die tomorrow, but you got to choose HOW you died, what would you do? [Re: Envix]
    #19089902 - 11/05/13 12:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I would probably go with decapitation, seems pretty quick and simple. IDK about totally painless but im talking about like a quick battleaxe chop or a taut wire moving a very high velocity.

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Re: If you had to die tomorrow, but you got to choose HOW you died, what would you do? [Re: Demonic_Chronic]
    #19090135 - 11/05/13 01:22 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I'd drive out to the middle of nowhere in the rockies with everyone I know, dose everyone, get my amp hooked up to my car & rock the fuck out until the second I dropped.


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Re: If you had to die tomorrow, but you got to choose HOW you died, what would you do? [Re: Demonic_Chronic]
    #19093215 - 11/05/13 11:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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I would probably go with decapitation, seems pretty quick and simple. IDK about totally painless but im talking about like a quick battleaxe chop or a taut wire moving a very high velocity.

DC




I have heard that the decapitated head remains conscious. Its not an instant death. You would be conscious as your disembodied head for some small amount of time. This may well be a myth, but I read they tested it. Before they cut this guys head off they told him to move his eyes side to side after it was done and he did. That would be highly disturbing.


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Re: If you had to die tomorrow, but you got to choose HOW you died, what would you do? [Re: Envix]
    #19093219 - 11/05/13 11:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Envix said:
a brain active for an hour in postmortem state could seem like a hundred years. do you really want a hundred years more of experience for the 1 hour before you become extinct?




Yes! That is exactly why I want this method. Of course its a gamble, the afterlife could be good or bad, but the majority of near death experiences are highly positive. Some are hellish though. Still , it could potentially be a way to have a second life after this life, possibly a heavenly life, or like a few days of a ketamine hole or acid trip...


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Re: If you had to die tomorrow, but you got to choose HOW you died, what would you do? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #19093231 - 11/05/13 11:20 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

that was from like medieval times. the eye blinking could well be a twitch. i'm not sure if the severed spine would kill you or just paralyze  you while you bleed out.


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Re: If you had to die tomorrow, but you got to choose HOW you died, what would you do? [Re: SurReality]
    #19093248 - 11/05/13 11:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

A nuclear device at a random time point during the day of my death.

This way my neural circuitry (and me in general) would be converted to a cloud of electrons, ions and nuclei orders of magnitude faster than the lag period related to realizing whats going on. Plus I won't know exactly when its going to happen so that saves my psychological health a bit. I guess I'll take 15mg valium too.


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