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Offlinedontknow
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Re: So, my mom very obviously found my weed gear, as well as... [Re: st1llnox]
    #19093095 - 11/05/13 10:54 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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st1llnox said:
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dontknow said:
has she hit menopause? Doesn't that make her estrogen turn into testosterone? So you're in the clear.




Upper middle class bro... they use lawyers. Pretty sure they already looked into what legal process they'd need to use to "evict" me, since they can't outright eject a long-time resident of a shared household in my state.



Is there a way to like... roofie people with marijuana? This could potentially solve a LOT of problems...



i meant in the clear to bang since you're gay


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Re: So, my mom very obviously found my weed gear, as well as... [Re: Sham87]
    #19093096 - 11/05/13 10:55 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Sham87 said:
Smoke weed.



E'ryday?


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Re: So, my mom very obviously found my weed gear, as well as... [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #19093099 - 11/05/13 10:56 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Mush4Brains said:
I still don't understand why banging your mom is out of the question.




Cuz I'm gay bro... duuurrr! :aweohyou:


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Sham87 said:
Smoke weed.




Paid tomorrow. Perhaps I'll end my newfound dependence on alcohol and/or benzos for sleep therein.

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Bodhi of Ankou said:
Your mom...cleaned your..room? Good god man boy.





Very well played. :nodofunderstanding:

I DIDN'T ASK HER TO THOUGH! I WAS ROOM-RAPED!!!


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Re: So, my mom very obviously found my weed gear, as well as... [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #19093101 - 11/05/13 10:56 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i have to ask... how old are you? not that you will incromanate you self *shroomery*

i mean yea i admit i live with my parents. but thats because i lost my decent paying job and couldent afford my rent. i still pay some rent to my parents and have a good place to stay till i get back on my feet.

im 23 yo, a full grown man who comes and goes as he pleases. if i want to buy a pint or smoke some dope (as long as it not in the house so i dont stink it up cuz i respect them) then they dont give a shit.

im more of a guy they rent a room to then a son. yea they love me but mommy dosent clean my room and do my clothes.

im a full grown man and what i do is my fucking business and they know that. but i still respect there house.

you seem cool but how old are you dude? you really have to hide your liquor from your mommy and daddy?

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Re: So, my mom very obviously found my weed gear, as well as... [Re: st1llnox]
    #19093109 - 11/05/13 10:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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st1llnox said:
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mjmihalov said:
again :underage:




Ya'll nukkas have never spent a semester back at home with your parents, eh? :underage: right back at ya... you clearly don't know what it's like to forge your own life and then get back under your parents' scrutiny.



I was jking nigga.

I currently am living back at my moms.


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Re: So, my mom very obviously found my weed gear, as well as... [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19093114 - 11/05/13 10:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I'm 23 and temporarily living at home :shrug:.  Why pay rent if you don't have to?


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Re: So, my mom very obviously found my weed gear, as well as... [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #19093121 - 11/05/13 10:59 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I was basically forced back here after I nearly killed my roommate/bro-in-law because he robbed my dude...


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OfflineMush4Brains
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Re: So, my mom very obviously found my weed gear, as well as... [Re: st1llnox] * 1
    #19093125 - 11/05/13 10:59 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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st1llnox said:

Cuz I'm gay bro... duuurrr! :aweohyou:





Do you really sure you're gay though?  Have you ever banged a woman?  If not, just ask your mom if she'd be your first, just to make sure you're not at least bisexual.


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Re: So, my mom very obviously found my weed gear, as well as... [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #19093126 - 11/05/13 10:59 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Bodhi of Ankou said:
Your mom...cleaned your..room? Good god man boy.



Lol for real. I went back to live with my parents, they dont fucking clean my room

Wtf dude? Thats why people are saying :underage:

Of course maybe its not your fault and your mom is like, nosy as fuck lol


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Re: So, my mom very obviously found my weed gear, as well as... [Re: evileye001]
    #19093139 - 11/05/13 11:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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evileye001 said:
i have to ask... how old are you? not that you will incromanate you self *shroomery*

i mean yea i admit i live with my parents. but thats because i lost my decent paying job and couldent afford my rent. i still pay some rent to my parents and have a good place to stay till i get back on my feet.

im 23 yo, a full grown man who comes and goes as he pleases. if i want to buy a pint or smoke some dope (as long as it not in the house so i dont stink it up cuz i respect them) then they dont give a shit.

im more of a guy they rent a room to then a son. yea they love me but mommy dosent clean my room and do my clothes.

im a full grown man and what i do is my fucking business and they know that. but i still respect there house.

you seem cool but how old are you dude? you really have to hide your liquor from your mommy and daddy?

:morningtoke:




:highfive: bro. You've got the best case scenario of our mutual affliction.

I'm the exact same age, and I do my own laundry and whatnot. I guess just because I'm used to living in more chaos than they're accustomed to, once in a while my mom just "takes care of things". If I had the authority, I'd fine her $250 for every time she cleans my room. I don't want her to. It's my fucking room until we all say otherwise. She digs up MY fucking shit. She moves things that I had placed very deliberately, and then I can't find them.

I'm grateful that she loves me and that she wants to do nice things for me, but some of the nice things they've done in the past have nearly ruined my college career and I've known for a long time now that things won't improve until I do my own thing--even though that will make them uncomfortable.


The alcohol thing wouldn't be such a big deal, but I take it overboard sometimes and they've cleaned puke off my walls, washed pukey laundry, and worried their firstborn son would die of alcohol poisoning and tranquilisers a few too many times, so I keep it subtle for their sakes.

Neither of them drink and while I'd love to drink with my dad, it'll probably never happen.


One thing I know for sure though is that I'm done being complacent. I'm going to find a job worth going to and come hell or high water, I'm going back to MY university next semester to be back with MY friends and MY mentors and MY professors. My parents are just going to have to suck it up while I kick ass and take names :shrug:


I like you already :aweyeah:


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Re: So, my mom very obviously found my weed gear, as well as... [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #19093142 - 11/05/13 11:04 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Mush4Brains said:
I'm 23 and temporarily living at home :shrug:.  Why pay rent if you don't have to?




cuz then you are independent and they have no choice but to treat you like a adult not there son/daughter.

ever heard the term "until you pay rent then what i say goes"

then here you go! i have as much right as you. i still respect you but i dont mooch off and am my own man and do as i please.


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Re: So, my mom very obviously found my weed gear, as well as... [Re: st1llnox]
    #19093147 - 11/05/13 11:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

so that means you can leave your weed gear out now since she left it in the open, no?

through away your empty bottles ya bum. keep at least one or two but not the whole bar..


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Re: So, my mom very obviously found my weed gear, as well as... [Re: zZZz]
    #19093159 - 11/05/13 11:06 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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xbloodwhipx said:
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Bodhi of Ankou said:
Your mom...cleaned your..room? Good god man boy.



Lol for real. I went back to live with my parents, they dont fucking clean my room

Wtf dude? Thats why people are saying :underage:

Of course maybe its not your fault and your mom is like, nosy as fuck lol





I mean if it makes any difference, I FUCKING HATE WHEN SHE CLEANS MY ROOM :kingcrankey:.

It's like my stuff is getting raped.

Folder I needed to turn in my 73 page writing responses for my class? WHO THE FUCK KNOWS... it's probably in folder heaven.

Other shit I need? "It's in there somewhere." :hmm:

I mean its sweet and I appreciate that she tries to do nice things for me, but ever since I was 15 or 16 I've told her not to do it and that I don't want it.
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zZZz said:
so that means you can leave your weed gear out now since she left it in the open, no?

through away your empty bottles ya bum. keep at least one or two but not the whole bar..




Man I wanted to make a cool photo collage to post on here to commemorate my new alcoholism :nonono:


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st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam
Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
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Re: So, my mom very obviously found my weed gear, as well as... [Re: st1llnox] * 1
    #19093165 - 11/05/13 11:07 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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st1llnox said:
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mjmihalov said:
again :underage:




Ya'll nukkas have never spent a semester back at home with your parents, eh? :underage: right back at ya... you clearly don't know what it's like to forge your own life and then get back under your parents' scrutiny.





You clearly do not attend college and this statement doesn't apply.

But to my confused question.

How does a genius of your caliber need help from people of this community that are all clearly show an intelligence that is a mere small fraction of yours on a topic that most uninformed youth have figured out at a young age usually by 14 and yet your stumped?

Is it because your massive genius brain is working full time on figuring out how to get the $20 (12% of your check) back from your employer they are docking you for accepting a fake bill which under the contract you signed declaires so.

Man your brain must be getting cramps from ll the important hard work its going through.


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btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: So, my mom very obviously found my weed gear, as well as... [Re: fee]
    #19093179 - 11/05/13 11:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:rofl2:


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Re: So, my mom very obviously found my weed gear, as well as... [Re: evileye001]
    #19093184 - 11/05/13 11:10 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i see your problem.

as i stated it would help if you payed some rent to them but still...


have you ever thought about sitting your parent down and asking them to respect your space? enplane that you are your own person and that you can take care of yourself. im not saying reject a free meal but if a package comes in the mail ore something it souldent be weird for them to say here is your package and leave it at that.

i have always had a very nosey mother and had to establish young that i was growing up and that she needs to respect me, my space and my privacy.

you come to my room you better knock and weight for a response. the same respect that i would show for you mom.


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Re: So, my mom very obviously found my weed gear, as well as... [Re: evileye001] * 1
    #19093194 - 11/05/13 11:12 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

and fee... quit putting people down you do that constantly.

feels bad man


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Re: So, my mom very obviously found my weed gear, as well as... [Re: evileye001] * 1
    #19093197 - 11/05/13 11:13 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I still like the idea of having sex with your mom.

Or your dad if that makes you feel more comfortable. :shrug:


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Re: So, my mom very obviously found my weed gear, as well as... [Re: st1llnox]
    #19093205 - 11/05/13 11:15 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

73 page assigments, coding for hospital equipment, high end jobs your just about to be hired at. Why dude :nonono:


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Re: So, my mom very obviously found my weed gear, as well as... [Re: Enjoywho]
    #19093211 - 11/05/13 11:16 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Enjoywho said:
I still like the idea of having sex with your mom.

Or your dad if that makes you feel more comfortable. :shrug:




cant any body be serious?

bash once fine bash twice thats ok bash three times. your a douch trying to get off on others pain!!!

:zomgwtf:


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