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So, my mom very obviously found my weed gear, as well as...
    #19092967 - 11/05/13 10:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

... my burgeoning collection of cheap liquor discards.

I had 2 fifth-sized bottles, a handful of gin pints, and several whiskey half-pints stashed behind my amp, and she cleaned my room up and reorganized everything.

When I walked in, it was like when you walk into a Marriott room... spacious, clean, with bed, furniture, and (in the unique case of bedrooms as opposed to hotel rooms) all my CDs, Blu Rays, and DVDs neatly organized on a brand new shelf! :zomgzomgzomg:


However, I later noticed that my old vape case (a Riot-brand "smellproof" hard-shell zip case) was laying on top of my desk. :hmm:

My mom has the nasal fortitude of a thousand bloodhounds so I really doubt she assumed it was an ultra-smelly camera case or some shit and decided to just set it atop my desk. Besides that, it was IN my guitar amp. Not behind it and under my desk, as were the liquor bottles, but literally IN my amp...



This posed a number of interesting conundra, but I figured she wouldn't want me further supporting the drug trade by buying new paraphernalia, so I tucked it into my locking briefcase.

There was no weed in it or I might literally be on the streets tonight. Either that, or she finally realized that maybe her alcoholic-in-progress son might be better off on weed, but if that's true then baby Jesus is real :shrug: :lolsy:.



This is just... fucking wierd. It's like the time they let it be known they found my gay porn stash (before I was out) but didn't bring it up. Except this has more serious potential repercussions.

I should probably get some product moved my way and light this thing up to make sure she didn't lace it with cyanide.

Or is there, like... some better way to proceed?



Until this, I've been planning--tentatively--on buying some weed and stashing the entire case (which holds all paraphernalia I have) in a water-tight mini-thermos in the woods near my house, but this complicates things.


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Re: So, my mom very obviously found my weed gear, as well as... [Re: st1llnox] * 3
    #19092972 - 11/05/13 10:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

You now need to have sex with her to make it better.


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Re: So, my mom very obviously found my weed gear, as well as... [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #19092986 - 11/05/13 10:31 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Mush4Brains said:
You now need to have sex with her to make it better.




:whathesaid:


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Re: So, my mom very obviously found my weed gear, as well as... [Re: Mush4Brains] * 1
    #19092991 - 11/05/13 10:32 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Not the kind of post you see from grown men too regularly


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Re: So, my mom very obviously found my weed gear, as well as... [Re: Enjoywho]
    #19092993 - 11/05/13 10:32 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Enjoywho said:
Quote:

Mush4Brains said:
You now need to have sex with her to make it better.




:whathesaid:




Dude she's my mom and I'm gay. To put a finer point on it: she's a chick and I only bone dudes. :shrug:


I thought of maybe putting it in her purse. That would put the ball back in her court.


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Re: So, my mom very obviously found my weed gear, as well as... [Re: st1llnox] * 2
    #19093000 - 11/05/13 10:34 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

st1llnox said:
I thought of maybe putting it in her purse. That would put the ball back in her court.



If this is some sort of sexual euphemism then I don'tget it


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Re: So, my mom very obviously found my weed gear, as well as... [Re: st1llnox]
    #19093003 - 11/05/13 10:34 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Maybe try having an honest open talk with her

"hey bitch i smoke marijuana, get over it"


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Re: So, my mom very obviously found my weed gear, as well as... [Re: st1llnox]
    #19093006 - 11/05/13 10:35 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

st1llnox said:
Dude she's my mom and I'm gay. To put a finer point on it: she's a chick and I only bone dudes. :shrug:


I thought of maybe putting it in her purse. That would put the ball back in her court.





If by "purse" you mean "asshole," I'm all for it.  When you think about it, it's just like banging a dude.  Except she has a vagina.  And tits.  And it's your mom.


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Re: So, my mom very obviously found my weed gear, as well as... [Re: dontknow]
    #19093013 - 11/05/13 10:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Mush4Brains said:
Quote:

st1llnox said:
Dude she's my mom and I'm gay. To put a finer point on it: she's a chick and I only bone dudes. :shrug:


I thought of maybe putting it in her purse. That would put the ball back in her court.





If by "purse" you mean "asshole," I'm all for it.  When you think about it, it's just like banging a dude.  Except she has a vagina.  And tits.  And it's your mom.




These are perhaps the most subtle caveats of them all. That said... this idea might bode better:

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dontknow said:
Maybe try having an honest open talk with her

"hey bitch i smoke marijuana, get over it"





Honestly, I've thought of sucking it up and getting student loans and just saying "FUCK UUUUUUU". Believe it or not, my honors college advisor did almost the same thing toward the end of her degree and doesn't regret a thing; she highly recommended that I do that instead of compromising myself.


That, or I could lose like 15 more pounds and do hella pr0n... :strokebard:. Volcomstoner, you in? I hear twinks are fashionable lately.


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Re: So, my mom very obviously found my weed gear, as well as... [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #19093017 - 11/05/13 10:38 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

has she hit menopause? Doesn't that make her estrogen turn into testosterone? So you're in the clear.


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Re: So, my mom very obviously found my weed gear, as well as... [Re: st1llnox] * 2
    #19093019 - 11/05/13 10:38 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:underage:


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Re: So, my mom very obviously found my weed gear, as well as... [Re: dontknow]
    #19093042 - 11/05/13 10:43 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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dontknow said:
has she hit menopause? Doesn't that make her estrogen turn into testosterone? So you're in the clear.




Upper middle class bro... they use lawyers. Pretty sure they already looked into what legal process they'd need to use to "evict" me, since they can't outright eject a long-time resident of a shared household in my state.



Is there a way to like... roofie people with marijuana? This could potentially solve a LOT of problems...


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Cavemen_savemen: st1lln0x, do you feel like a robot yet?
st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam
Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
:crankey: IS LIFE SKULLFUCKING YOU!? HAVE SOME FREE MORALE! :awesomenod:
Click if you want to feel you alone can do it! Click if you want to feel confident and beastly! Click if you want courage to let go and move on! And click the message if you need someone to talk to -- I'll understand, even if we "hate" each other on here :hug: :sun:


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Re: So, my mom very obviously found my weed gear, as well as... [Re: TrentBoyett] * 1
    #19093043 - 11/05/13 10:44 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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mjmihalov said:
:underage:




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Re: So, my mom very obviously found my weed gear, as well as... [Re: st1llnox]
    #19093045 - 11/05/13 10:44 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

st1llnox said:

Upper middle class bro... they use lawyers. Pretty sure they already looked into what legal process they'd need to use to "evict" me, since they can't outright eject a long-time resident of a shared household in my state.



Is there a way to like... roofie people with marijuana? This could potentially solve a LOT of problems...




I think his point was that you can bang your mom and it's basically a dude.


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Re: So, my mom very obviously found my weed gear, as well as... [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #19093057 - 11/05/13 10:46 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Mush4Brains said:
Quote:

st1llnox said:

Upper middle class bro... they use lawyers. Pretty sure they already looked into what legal process they'd need to use to "evict" me, since they can't outright eject a long-time resident of a shared household in my state.



Is there a way to like... roofie people with marijuana? This could potentially solve a LOT of problems...




I think his point was that you can bang your mom and it's basically a dude.





To be fair, I'm drunk right now and even if this is just my most cursory impression... I don't think that this is a step in the right direction.

Though thanks for clearing that up. I'm going to have to sign on here sober one of these days. P.s. that's still totally out of the question :shrug:


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Cavemen_savemen: st1lln0x, do you feel like a robot yet?
st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam
Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
:crankey: IS LIFE SKULLFUCKING YOU!? HAVE SOME FREE MORALE! :awesomenod:
Click if you want to feel you alone can do it! Click if you want to feel confident and beastly! Click if you want courage to let go and move on! And click the message if you need someone to talk to -- I'll understand, even if we "hate" each other on here :hug: :sun:


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Re: So, my mom very obviously found my weed gear, as well as... [Re: st1llnox]
    #19093071 - 11/05/13 10:50 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

again :underage:


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Re: So, my mom very obviously found my weed gear, as well as... [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19093083 - 11/05/13 10:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

mjmihalov said:
again :underage:




Ya'll nukkas have never spent a semester back at home with your parents, eh? :underage: right back at ya... you clearly don't know what it's like to forge your own life and then get back under your parents' scrutiny.


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st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam
Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
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Click if you want to feel you alone can do it! Click if you want to feel confident and beastly! Click if you want courage to let go and move on! And click the message if you need someone to talk to -- I'll understand, even if we "hate" each other on here :hug: :sun:


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Re: So, my mom very obviously found my weed gear, as well as... [Re: st1llnox] * 3
    #19093086 - 11/05/13 10:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I still don't understand why banging your mom is out of the question.


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Re: So, my mom very obviously found my weed gear, as well as... [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19093088 - 11/05/13 10:54 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Smoke weed.


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Re: So, my mom very obviously found my weed gear, as well as... [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19093092 - 11/05/13 10:54 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Your mom...cleaned your..room? Good god man boy.


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