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    #19092816 - 11/05/13 10:00 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Just seen this on facebook...


"For all the conservative christians. Did you know that to oppose the government is to oppose god? Read you bible, because it clearly states that any person in authority is allowed and put there by god, Thus meaning that our current administration is of god's will and to oppose it is to oppose god.

"“Everyone must submit himself to the governing authorities, for there is no authority except that which god has established. The authorities that exist have been established by god. Consequently, he who rebels against the authority is rebelling against what god has instituted, and those who do so will bring judgment on themselves. For rulers hold no terror for those who do right, but those who do wrong. Do you want to be free from fear of the one in authority? Then do what is right and he shall commend you. For he is god’s servant to do you good. But if you do wrong, be afraid, for he does not bear the sword for nothing. He is god’s servant, an agent of wrath to bring punishment on the wrongdoer. There fore it is necessary to submit to the authorities, not only because of possible punishment but also because of conscience.

This is also why you pay taxes, for the authorities are god’s servants, who give their full time to governing. Give everyone what you owe him: If you owe taxes, pay taxes, if revenue, then revenue; if respect, then respect; if honor, then honor.”

Romans 13: 1-7
And before you try to distort that passage to fit your beliefs, realize that purposely changing the intent of god's message is called BLASPHEMY and you would be stoned in the old days"

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Re: :rofl2: conservative christians :rofl: [Re: TrentBoyett] * 2
    #19092832 - 11/05/13 10:02 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

As a conservative myself with a strong Christian background I disagree that "to oppose government is to oppose God"
Whoever posted that seems like an extremist who is just wanting some attention TBH. Didn't bother to read through most of it

edit: Jesus opposed worldy authority figures many times


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Re: :rofl2: conservative christians :rofl: [Re: TrentBoyett] * 3
    #19092840 - 11/05/13 10:04 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

person is most definitely trolling for responses.


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Re: :rofl2: conservative christians :rofl: [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19092841 - 11/05/13 10:04 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

As a Christian Conservative, This makes me laugh.

The people in power should be put there by God.

I hate that it doesn't work like that, but it doesn't.


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    #19092844 - 11/05/13 10:05 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I would say both conservatisim and Christianity are indicators of a serious mental deficiency.


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Re: :rofl2: conservative christians :rofl: [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #19092852 - 11/05/13 10:07 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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I would say both conservatisim and Christianity are indicators of a serious mental deficiency.


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Re: :rofl2: conservative christians :rofl: [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #19092855 - 11/05/13 10:08 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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As a Christian Conservative, This makes me laugh.

The people in power should be put there by God.

I hate that it doesn't work like that, but it doesn't.




Are you saying that God is not all-powerful, or that the world is ending? Or both? :sherlock:

People always think they're living in the end times. It comes from natural selfishness expressed as a desire not to have anybody else live after one dies. It's gross.


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Re: :rofl2: conservative christians :rofl: [Re: Mush4Brains] * 1
    #19092874 - 11/05/13 10:11 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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I would say both conservatisim and Christianity are indicators of a serious mental deficiency.





This is a time when the posters name matches the post.


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Re: :rofl2: conservative christians :rofl: [Re: Sophistic Radiance] * 1
    #19092876 - 11/05/13 10:11 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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As a Christian Conservative, This makes me laugh.

The people in power should be put there by God.

I hate that it doesn't work like that, but it doesn't.




Are you saying that God is not all-powerful, or that the world is ending? Or both? :sherlock:

People always think they're living in the end times. It comes from natural selfishness expressed as a desire not to have anybody else live after one dies. It's gross.




I didn't see him say either of those things. Just because people don't follow God's will doesn't make God any less powerful. Free will bro


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Re: :rofl2: conservative christians :rofl: [Re: dontknow]
    #19092894 - 11/05/13 10:14 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

See OP. The rulers are justified by virtue of their rulership. The rule of God is the rule of Might Makes Right. Even the Israelites, when besieged and conquered by foreign enemies, blamed themselves, claiming that God had sent the invaders as punishment for their disobedience.

That means Obama is in power either because you're an idolater or just wrong. :shrug:

Organized religion is nothing but nationalism, anyway. The Roman Church is just that-- the last remaining vestige of the Roman Empire. Orthodox and Protestant denominations always claim the supremacy of their respective nations, as well. It's not hard to see how this is-- the rules of nationalism are essentially laid down in the Old Testament, and they have been followed by countless nations living and dead as a practical guide for reinforcing the social fabric while demonizing outsiders.


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Re: :rofl2: conservative christians :rofl: [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #19092936 - 11/05/13 10:21 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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As a Christian Conservative, This makes me laugh.

The people in power should be put there by God.

I hate that it doesn't work like that, but it doesn't.





Oh man, this kid got so butthurt he gave me a 0/5 shroom rating.  The guy with a 3/5 rating is calling me a troll.  Irony is so sweet.


Let me direct you to the butthurt crybaby thread: http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/19048536/fpart/48

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Re: :rofl2: conservative christians :rofl: [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #19092956 - 11/05/13 10:26 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Did jesus himself demonize other religions

I've read about him flipping out but did he do that?


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Re: :rofl2: conservative christians :rofl: [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #19092966 - 11/05/13 10:27 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Who gives a fuck what Jesus did, why can't you live a moral and ethical life without needing a book to tell you how?


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Re: :rofl2: conservative christians :rofl: [Re: Konyap]
    #19092973 - 11/05/13 10:28 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Did jesus himself demonize other religions

I've read about him flipping out but did he do that?




He mocked pagans:

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And when you pray, do not keep on babbling like pagans, for they think they will be heard because of their many words.
Matthew 6:7





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Re: :rofl2: conservative christians :rofl: [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #19092983 - 11/05/13 10:30 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Who gives a fuck what Jesus did, why can't you live a moral and ethical life without needing a book to tell you how?




He said he was gods son.

The jews don't acknowledge that today, but they definitely did then. Also the people who turned on him were pagans and worshiped deities from Planets and such.

You have to understand this shit, these are some of the oldest stories of civilization. Why go through life afraid of religion because of some extremist and people who fear losing popularity?


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Re: :rofl2: conservative christians :rofl: [Re: TrentBoyett] * 1
    #19092984 - 11/05/13 10:30 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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I would say both conservatisim and Christianity are indicators of a serious mental deficiency.


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Re: :rofl2: conservative christians :rofl: [Re: mellowparty] * 1
    #19092990 - 11/05/13 10:32 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

If people want to read religious texts for their historical value, go ahead.  But if you're using them as a code on how to live your life, you're probably a bit loony.


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Re: :rofl2: conservative christians :rofl: [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #19092992 - 11/05/13 10:32 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

A religious debate on a drug forum won't bring any positive results :facepalm:


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Re: :rofl2: conservative christians :rofl: [Re: dontknow]
    #19093008 - 11/05/13 10:35 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Well if you like nvm you like Religion :wink:


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Re: :rofl2: conservative christians :rofl: [Re: Konyap]
    #19093010 - 11/05/13 10:36 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Who gives a fuck what Jesus did, why can't you live a moral and ethical life without needing a book to tell you how?




He said he was gods son.

The jews don't acknowledge that today, but they definitely did then. Also the people who turned on him were pagans and worshiped deities from Planets and such.




Some of them did, and they eventually became Christians. Judaism at that time was different anyway, it was Zionism and nothing else; they were awaiting a warrior messiah who would chase the Romans out of Israel and Judea, not a lamb who would die on the cross.

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You have to understand this shit, these are some of the oldest stories of civilization. Why go through life afraid of religion because of some extremist and people who fear losing popularity?




I actually consider myself fairly well read, doesn't mean I have to respect any particular Christian institution (I respect some). I favor theologies that strive to nullify perdition along with the rest of the Old Testament's barbaric take on civil society. Conservative Christians, on the other hand, seem to legitimately think we should live by the full Mosaic Law, which is insane, as it contains 613 commandments, most of which are absolutely unacceptable and unpracticable in modern society and for good reason.


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Re: :rofl2: conservative christians :rofl: [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #19093022 - 11/05/13 10:39 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Niddah

A man is not allowed to have sexual relations with a woman—including his wife—during and after her menstrual period (Leviticus 18:19), until after she undergoes the proper cleansing procedures in a mikveh. Such a woman is referred to as niddah.




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    #19093032 - 11/05/13 10:41 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I also seem to recall something about how if a woman gets raped she has to marry the rapist. This sentiment has been echoed recently by many Republicans in heavily conservative states. They actually want to go back to the moral and social norms of 4000 BC.


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    #19093039 - 11/05/13 10:43 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

FYI 4000BC is when the earth was formed.


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    #19093046 - 11/05/13 10:44 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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FYI 4000BC is when the earth was formed.



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Re: :rofl2: conservative christians :rofl: [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #19093047 - 11/05/13 10:44 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

and slavery is fine, you're allowed to beat your slave as long as he gets back up with in 2 days, you're allowed to sell your daughter as a sex slave, etc...

fuck christianiy.


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    #19093053 - 11/05/13 10:45 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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mjmihalov said:
and slavery is fine, you're allowed to beat your slave as long as he gets back up with in 2 days, you're allowed to sell your daughter as a sex slave, etc...

fuck christianiy.




Yeah, the list just goes on. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/613_mitzvot#Maimonides.27_list

This should be an amusing evening. :stirthepot:


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    #19093059 - 11/05/13 10:47 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

37-41:

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Not to love the idolater — Deut.  13:9
Not to cease hating the idolater — Deut.  13:9
Not to save the idolater — Deut.  13:9
Not to say anything in the idolater's defense — Deut.  13:9
Not to refrain from incriminating the idolater — Deut.  13:9




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Re: :rofl2: conservative christians :rofl: [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #19093060 - 11/05/13 10:48 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

the whole religion is :facepalm: I can't beleive I followed it for as long as I did.

You have to be a mindless idiot to follow this bullshit.


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    #19093073 - 11/05/13 10:50 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

139-165: Mosaic Law gets juicy.

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Not to have sexual relations with your mother — Lev.  18:7
Not to have sexual relations with your father's wife — Lev.  18:8
Not to have sexual relations with your sister — Lev.  18:9
Not to have sexual relations with your father's wife's daughter — Lev.  18:11
Not to have sexual relations with your son's daughter — Lev.  18:10
Not to have sexual relations with your daughter — Lev.  18:10
Not to have sexual relations with your daughter's daughter — Lev.  18:10
Not to have sexual relations with a woman and her daughter — Lev.  18:17
Not to have sexual relations with a woman and her son's daughter — Lev.  18:17
Not to have sexual relations with a woman and her daughter's daughter — Lev.  18:17
Not to have sexual relations with your father's sister — Lev.  18:12
Not to have sexual relations with your mother's sister — Lev.  18:13
Not to have sexual relations with your father's brother's wife — Lev.  18:14
Not to have sexual relations with your son's wife — Lev.  18:15
Not to have sexual relations with your brother's wife — Lev.  18:16
Not to have sexual relations with your wife's sister — Lev.  18:18
A man must not have sexual relations with an animal — Lev.  18:23
A woman must not have sexual relations with an animal — Lev.  18:23
A man must not have sexual relations with a man — Lev.  18:22
Not to have sexual relations with your father — Lev.  18:7
Not to have sexual relations with your father's brother — Lev.  18:14
Not to have sexual relations with someone else's wife — Lev.  18:20
Not to have sexual relations with a menstrually impure woman — Lev.  18:19
Not to marry non-Jews — Deut.  7:3
Not to let Moabite and Ammonite males marry into the Jewish people — Deut.  23:4
Not to prevent a third-generation Egyptian convert from marrying into the Jewish people — Deut.  23:8-9
Not to refrain from marrying a third generation Edomite convert — Deut.  23:8-9




Timeless stuff, eh? I know a guy who refrained from marrying a third-generation Edomite convert, fucker got smote hard.


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Re: :rofl2: conservative christians :rofl: [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #19093085 - 11/05/13 10:53 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

"Not to have sexual relations with a woman and her daughter — Lev.  18:17"

That's how I know for sure this religion is not for me, that is one bs rule.


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Re: :rofl2: conservative christians :rofl: [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19093108 - 11/05/13 10:56 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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I would say both conservatisim and Christianity are indicators of a serious mental deficiency.


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    #19093113 - 11/05/13 10:57 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I knew a chick who married an Ammonite male... she died! :aweman:


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    #19093116 - 11/05/13 10:58 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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    #19093190 - 11/05/13 11:12 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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    #19093223 - 11/05/13 11:18 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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and slavery is fine, you're allowed to beat your slave as long as he gets back up with in 2 days, you're allowed to sell your daughter as a sex slave, etc...

fuck christianiy.




That would be judaism, not Christianity.  If it's in the old testament, it has judaic origins.


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    #19093227 - 11/05/13 11:19 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

You are aware christians follow the old testament as well? right?


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Re: :rofl2: conservative christians :rofl: [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #19093234 - 11/05/13 11:20 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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QFT QFT



QFT QFT QFT




Need I remind you of Matthew 6:7? The LORD's damnation be upon ye who babble on like the pagans! [Pub:4665516)



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Re: :rofl2: conservative christians :rofl: [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #19093239 - 11/05/13 11:22 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Yeah, the list just goes on. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/613_mitzvot#Maimonides.27_list






By the looks of that list god could really use an ego death. What a fucking narcissist


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Re: :rofl2: conservative christians :rofl: [Re: JacksonMetaller]
    #19093249 - 11/05/13 11:24 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I will give "god" 1000lbs of mushrooms for free, all he has to do is come to me and ask for them.


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Re: :rofl2: conservative christians :rofl: [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19093252 - 11/05/13 11:25 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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You are aware christians follow the old testament as well? right?





I follow the old testament.  After all, there sure seems to be a lot of dudes drinking wine, 'knowing' women, getting mistresses..... :grin:


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Re: :rofl2: conservative christians :rofl: [Re: starfire_xes]
    #19093288 - 11/05/13 11:37 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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You are aware christians follow the old testament as well? right?





I follow the old testament.




Oh... so you're one of those. :awedisgust:


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Re: :rofl2: conservative christians :rofl: [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #19093298 - 11/05/13 11:40 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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You are aware christians follow the old testament as well? right?





I follow the old testament.




Oh... so you're one of those. :awedisgust:





One day your going to wake up and find your Infidel Pig Self a slave serving me and my 42 Virgins (who won't be virgins for long) in Paradise.


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Re: :rofl2: conservative christians :rofl: [Re: starfire_xes]
    #19093346 - 11/05/13 11:51 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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You are aware christians follow the old testament as well? right?





I follow the old testament.




Oh... so you're one of those. :awedisgust:





One day your going to wake up and find your Infidel Pig Self a slave serving me and my 42 Virgins (who won't be virgins for long) in Paradise.




Your virgins will be ripe for the plucking while you're sleeping off your two or three. :datass:


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You really are the worst kind of person.



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Re: :rofl2: conservative christians :rofl: [Re: Sophistic Radiance] * 1
    #19093389 - 11/06/13 12:03 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Duuuuuude, there's conservative Christians on here? SWEEEEEEET!!!!! :awesome:

How about they all PM me for some fun?? :naughty:


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Re: :rofl2: conservative christians :rofl: [Re: Crystal G]
    #19093397 - 11/06/13 12:04 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:pm: sent!

Oh yeah, I'm now a cnservative christian, can we sex?


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Re: :rofl2: conservative christians :rofl: [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19093564 - 11/06/13 12:56 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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:pm: sent!

Oh yeah, I'm now a cnservative christian, can we sex?




god help you. you are in for some shit.


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Re: :rofl2: conservative christians :rofl: [Re: The Vapor] * 1
    #19093584 - 11/06/13 01:02 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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:pm: sent!

Oh yeah, I'm now a cnservative christian, can we sex?




god help you. you are in for some shit.




because I wants to sex with crystal?

I know what I'm getting into...and I like it!


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