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OfflineKonyap

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Re: :rofl2: conservative christians :rofl: [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #19093022 - 11/05/13 10:39 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Niddah

A man is not allowed to have sexual relations with a woman—including his wife—during and after her menstrual period (Leviticus 18:19), until after she undergoes the proper cleansing procedures in a mikveh. Such a woman is referred to as niddah.




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Re: :rofl2: conservative christians :rofl: [Re: Konyap]
    #19093032 - 11/05/13 10:41 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I also seem to recall something about how if a woman gets raped she has to marry the rapist. This sentiment has been echoed recently by many Republicans in heavily conservative states. They actually want to go back to the moral and social norms of 4000 BC.


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Re: :rofl2: conservative christians :rofl: [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #19093039 - 11/05/13 10:43 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

FYI 4000BC is when the earth was formed.


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Re: :rofl2: conservative christians :rofl: [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #19093046 - 11/05/13 10:44 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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FYI 4000BC is when the earth was formed.



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Re: :rofl2: conservative christians :rofl: [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #19093047 - 11/05/13 10:44 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

and slavery is fine, you're allowed to beat your slave as long as he gets back up with in 2 days, you're allowed to sell your daughter as a sex slave, etc...

fuck christianiy.


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Re: :rofl2: conservative christians :rofl: [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19093053 - 11/05/13 10:45 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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mjmihalov said:
and slavery is fine, you're allowed to beat your slave as long as he gets back up with in 2 days, you're allowed to sell your daughter as a sex slave, etc...

fuck christianiy.




Yeah, the list just goes on. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/613_mitzvot#Maimonides.27_list

This should be an amusing evening. :stirthepot:


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Re: :rofl2: conservative christians :rofl: [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #19093059 - 11/05/13 10:47 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

37-41:

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Not to love the idolater — Deut.  13:9
Not to cease hating the idolater — Deut.  13:9
Not to save the idolater — Deut.  13:9
Not to say anything in the idolater's defense — Deut.  13:9
Not to refrain from incriminating the idolater — Deut.  13:9




Deep, man. I feel way more saved now that I know. :mindblown:


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Re: :rofl2: conservative christians :rofl: [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #19093060 - 11/05/13 10:48 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

the whole religion is :facepalm: I can't beleive I followed it for as long as I did.

You have to be a mindless idiot to follow this bullshit.


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Re: :rofl2: conservative christians :rofl: [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #19093073 - 11/05/13 10:50 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

139-165: Mosaic Law gets juicy.

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Not to have sexual relations with your mother — Lev.  18:7
Not to have sexual relations with your father's wife — Lev.  18:8
Not to have sexual relations with your sister — Lev.  18:9
Not to have sexual relations with your father's wife's daughter — Lev.  18:11
Not to have sexual relations with your son's daughter — Lev.  18:10
Not to have sexual relations with your daughter — Lev.  18:10
Not to have sexual relations with your daughter's daughter — Lev.  18:10
Not to have sexual relations with a woman and her daughter — Lev.  18:17
Not to have sexual relations with a woman and her son's daughter — Lev.  18:17
Not to have sexual relations with a woman and her daughter's daughter — Lev.  18:17
Not to have sexual relations with your father's sister — Lev.  18:12
Not to have sexual relations with your mother's sister — Lev.  18:13
Not to have sexual relations with your father's brother's wife — Lev.  18:14
Not to have sexual relations with your son's wife — Lev.  18:15
Not to have sexual relations with your brother's wife — Lev.  18:16
Not to have sexual relations with your wife's sister — Lev.  18:18
A man must not have sexual relations with an animal — Lev.  18:23
A woman must not have sexual relations with an animal — Lev.  18:23
A man must not have sexual relations with a man — Lev.  18:22
Not to have sexual relations with your father — Lev.  18:7
Not to have sexual relations with your father's brother — Lev.  18:14
Not to have sexual relations with someone else's wife — Lev.  18:20
Not to have sexual relations with a menstrually impure woman — Lev.  18:19
Not to marry non-Jews — Deut.  7:3
Not to let Moabite and Ammonite males marry into the Jewish people — Deut.  23:4
Not to prevent a third-generation Egyptian convert from marrying into the Jewish people — Deut.  23:8-9
Not to refrain from marrying a third generation Edomite convert — Deut.  23:8-9




Timeless stuff, eh? I know a guy who refrained from marrying a third-generation Edomite convert, fucker got smote hard.


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Re: :rofl2: conservative christians :rofl: [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #19093085 - 11/05/13 10:53 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

"Not to have sexual relations with a woman and her daughter — Lev.  18:17"

That's how I know for sure this religion is not for me, that is one bs rule.


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Re: :rofl2: conservative christians :rofl: [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19093108 - 11/05/13 10:56 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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I would say both conservatisim and Christianity are indicators of a serious mental deficiency.


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Re: :rofl2: conservative christians :rofl: [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19093113 - 11/05/13 10:57 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I knew a chick who married an Ammonite male... she died! :aweman:


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Re: :rofl2: conservative christians :rofl: [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #19093116 - 11/05/13 10:58 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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I would say both conservatisim and Christianity are indicators of a serious mental deficiency.


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Re: :rofl2: conservative christians :rofl: *DELETED* [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19093190 - 11/05/13 11:12 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: :rofl2: conservative christians :rofl: [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #19093212 - 11/05/13 11:16 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Need I remind you of Matthew 6:7? The LORD's damnation be upon ye who babble on like the pagans! [Pub:4665516)


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Re: :rofl2: conservative christians :rofl: [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19093223 - 11/05/13 11:18 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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mjmihalov said:
and slavery is fine, you're allowed to beat your slave as long as he gets back up with in 2 days, you're allowed to sell your daughter as a sex slave, etc...

fuck christianiy.




That would be judaism, not Christianity.  If it's in the old testament, it has judaic origins.


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Re: :rofl2: conservative christians :rofl: [Re: lowbrow]
    #19093227 - 11/05/13 11:19 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

You are aware christians follow the old testament as well? right?


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Re: :rofl2: conservative christians :rofl: [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #19093234 - 11/05/13 11:20 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Need I remind you of Matthew 6:7? The LORD's damnation be upon ye who babble on like the pagans! [Pub:4665516)



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Re: :rofl2: conservative christians :rofl: [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #19093239 - 11/05/13 11:22 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Yeah, the list just goes on. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/613_mitzvot#Maimonides.27_list






By the looks of that list god could really use an ego death. What a fucking narcissist


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Re: :rofl2: conservative christians :rofl: [Re: JacksonMetaller]
    #19093249 - 11/05/13 11:24 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I will give "god" 1000lbs of mushrooms for free, all he has to do is come to me and ask for them.


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