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Poor Boy
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whats the dillio with DrKenny?
#19091281 - 11/05/13 05:24 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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you could make a simple thread asking what your choice beer is and he will go into a LOOOOONG freakin paragraph and half of the shit has nothing to do with anything.
i remember long ago my grand pappy picked me up and sat me on his lap. it was quiet for a bit, but finally he started spurtin out words. at first i was a little unsure of what he was saying... he did start making sense after a good 10 minutes. he started telling me how when he was in the navy he ran into a man at a bar that use to collect ww2 art. he went on talking about the art this man collected and what he planned on doing with it. at one point this man stopped talking and starred at the table then at his glass. he expressed how much he missed his wife who passed away and the only way he could bring back the memories was by giving away some of this art. this man then tells my grandpappy that he would like to give him a piece of art and he did. grandpappy was telling me that about 20 years later he was having a garage sale and put that painting out, slapped a 5.00 tag on it. with in 5 minutes an older man approached and offered 50.00 for the painting. he then asked if he could also buy him a beer. my grandpappy agreed. later that night he met up with this older man and he bought my grandpappy a round of miller light. from then on miller light was his fav beer. once i was of age my pappy bought me around to commemorate this older man. this is when miller light became my fav beer.
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pirate-blues



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Re: whats the dillio with DrKenny? [Re: Poor Boy]
#19091288 - 11/05/13 05:25 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Dr. P. Silocybin
Would you like fries with that?



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Re: whats the dillio with DrKenny? [Re: pirate-blues] 3
#19091356 - 11/05/13 05:39 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I lol'd
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TrentBoyett
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Re: whats the dillio with DrKenny? [Re: Poor Boy]
#19091361 - 11/05/13 05:39 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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He is the one poster that I truly despise, he's just a really terrible troll.
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koods
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Re: whats the dillio with DrKenny? [Re: TrentBoyett] 5
#19091373 - 11/05/13 05:42 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I don't think he's faking it, unfortunately.
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TheGreenArrow
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I like stories like that. I'm okay with Dr. Kenny its great for a change of pace. Your grandad seemed like a neat guy to knock one back with. And miller light, and high life are the best domestics.
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Re: whats the dillio with DrKenny? [Re: koods]
#19091386 - 11/05/13 05:44 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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someone asked what everyones favorite anime was
he posted a 3 hour long anime in a youtube video
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the mad machinest
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Re: whats the dillio with DrKenny? [Re: TheGreenArrow] 1
#19091398 - 11/05/13 05:46 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I don't know wheather to like or dislike his posts
sometimes it's funny but the majority of his posts I just skim right over..
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TrentBoyett
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I haven't read one of his post since the first day I seen him on here.
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Dr. P. Silocybin
Would you like fries with that?



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Re: whats the dillio with DrKenny? [Re: koods]
#19091432 - 11/05/13 05:53 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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koods said: I don't think he's faking it, unfortunately.
I've been hoping that he is... but every time I see a new post of his that flame of hope grows smaller.
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Robo
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Re: whats the dillio with DrKenny? [Re: Poor Boy] 4
#19091433 - 11/05/13 05:53 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Dr. Kenny ?
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memes
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I lollered one day when i saw like 8 of his posts in a row in different threads. he's stuck out to me ever since. if i'm particularly bored, i'll read them - and chuckle.
they're usually quasi-relevant and (on their own) a good story
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Poor Boy
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Re: whats the dillio with DrKenny? [Re: Konyap]
#19091518 - 11/05/13 06:11 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: whats the dillio with DrKenny? [Re: Poor Boy] 1
#19091525 - 11/05/13 06:12 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I tend to start reading replies before looking at the names.. I find myself all too often beginning to read one of his posts, before I know it's his, thinking "okay what the fuck is this person on?". About the fourth or fifth line in I'm like "Oh it's that dude, isn't it?"
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
Edited by Shroomslip (11/05/13 06:18 PM)
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pcplease
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Re: whats the dillio with DrKenny? [Re: Shroomslip] 2
#19091551 - 11/05/13 06:17 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Dork Kenny is the greatest writer of our generation
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Poor Boy
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Re: whats the dillio with DrKenny? [Re: pcplease]
#19091565 - 11/05/13 06:19 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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pirate-blues



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Re: whats the dillio with DrKenny? [Re: pcplease]
#19091574 - 11/05/13 06:21 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
pcplease said: Dork Kenny is the greatest writer of our generation
He needs to work on his hook. I usually end up skipping his posts, or get through two sentences and then skip.
Should also probably work on his use of paragraphs.....
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Synthe
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Re: whats the dillio with DrKenny? [Re: pcplease] 2
#19091577 - 11/05/13 06:22 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
pcplease said: Dork Kenny is the greatest writer of our generation

I hope he spreads his light to this thread.
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pcplease
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Re: whats the dillio with DrKenny? [Re: Synthe]
#19091742 - 11/05/13 06:49 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Hehe  The title of this thread is wrong. He spells it DrkKenny. One might guess it's meant as "dark kenny" but I like dork kenny- especially as he makes a thread once a week about messaging girls he doesn't know on Facebook 
@pirate Can't remember what the post was about (surprisingly ), but one was a page long sentence  I guess that's why he's such a great writer. So much innovation and straying away from the norm 
Shame I'm not from France, he seems like he'd make a great friend
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Re: whats the dillio with DrKenny? [Re: pcplease] 5
#19091945 - 11/05/13 07:21 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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ah yes That Drkkenny. I haven't really spoken to him or seen him since he threw that party for the queen. I remember seeing him sitting next to her but he looked a bit nervous. I think he was bumed out about the band he hired. Come to think of it, Looking at The queen that night, she looked a bit distracted. She kept looking behind her as if she was looking for some one. I could tell that was really bothering drkkenny. His brother came forth later in the evening, The one who lost his leg and three fingers in the war, Some say he can't bare children anymore so that is why the wedding got called off. From the looks of things that night there was some sort of an argument between Drkkenny and His brother. The queen and drkkenny suddenly stood up hustled out the door, even before the third set was furnished. Right behind them was the queens entire staff stomping out the door as well.They were making all kinds of racket. Strangest thing I've seen in a while. I herd though. thruogh the grapevine that drkkenny is very upset about his big loss in the last election. He lost in a total landslide and im sure enduring something like that is enough to make anyone feel bad.I hear he's not taking it well at all.
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Edited by Eddeee (11/05/13 07:44 PM)
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