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Depressed Chinese bachelor cuts his penis off (MOTHEROFGODWTF)
#19091237 - 11/05/13 05:16 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Depressed Chinese bachelor cuts his penis off

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Single Yang Hu, 26, sliced off his manhood since he 'had no use for it' He cycled to hospital but was sent back to retrieve his severed penis After cycling back again in agony, doctors said they couldn't save it Friends said he was depressed after moving to Jiaxing, working long hours
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A Chinese man frustrated at being single cut off his own penis then, in agony, decided to cycle to a hospital for treatment.
When he arrived doctors told him they couldn't help save his manhood and ordered him to cycle back home to get the penis before he could be treated.
When Yang Hu, 26, eventually arrived back at the hospital with the severed member, doctors told him that it had been without blood for too long, and it was impossible to reattach it.
Yang's friends said that he had been increasingly depressed about the fact that since moving to the city he could not find a girlfriend.
What was worse, they said, was that he was doing such long hours in a clothing factory in Jiaxing, in Zhejiang province in east China, that he doubted he would ever have a chance to meet a woman.
His depression grew so bad that after returning home after work at 9pm on October 27 to his rented room he had suddenly decided to cut off his member as there was no use for it anyway, and believing it would stop him thinking about getting a girlfriend.
Incredibly he managed to cycle to the hospital, then cycled home again to collect the severed member and then back to the hospital.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2478848/Depressed-bachelor-cuts-penis-CYCLES-hospital-treatment.html#ixzz2jotJRqz5 Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook
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Re: Depressed Chinese bachelor cuts his penis off (MOTHEROFGODWTF) [Re: Vsnares.Zappa] 6
#19091252 - 11/05/13 05:19 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: Depressed Chinese bachelor cuts his penis off (MOTHEROFGODWTF) [Re: Vsnares.Zappa]
#19091254 - 11/05/13 05:20 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Why would he do that himself though?
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Re: Depressed Chinese bachelor cuts his penis off (MOTHEROFGODWTF) [Re: Vsnares.Zappa]
#19091255 - 11/05/13 05:20 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I cut off half of my penis in a dream once years ago because I thought it was too long. I woke up in a panic and boy oh boy, it had never felt so good to feel my dick before.
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Re: Depressed Chinese bachelor cuts his penis off (MOTHEROFGODWTF) [Re: Vsnares.Zappa] 1
#19091258 - 11/05/13 05:20 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Wow what a horror story, and incredibly sad..
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Re: Depressed Chinese bachelor cuts his penis off (MOTHEROFGODWTF) [Re: shimmeringtrance] 1
#19091277 - 11/05/13 05:24 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Cool, now I know a Chinese guy that will commit suicide very soon.
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Re: Depressed Chinese bachelor cuts his penis off (MOTHEROFGODWTF) [Re: shimmeringtrance]
#19091292 - 11/05/13 05:26 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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he got to the emergency using a bicycle and forgot to bring his severed parts...he had to go back....imagine the pain!!!!!!
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Re: Depressed Chinese bachelor cuts his penis off (MOTHEROFGODWTF) [Re: Vsnares.Zappa]
#19091299 - 11/05/13 05:27 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Vsnares.Zappa said: he got to the emergency using a bicycle and forgot to bring his severed parts...he had to go back....imagine the pain!!!!!!
Can't. i have no idea how a severed penis feels like.
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Re: Depressed Chinese bachelor cuts his penis off (MOTHEROFGODWTF) [Re: Patlal] 5
#19091317 - 11/05/13 05:30 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Patlal said:
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Vsnares.Zappa said: he got to the emergency using a bicycle and forgot to bring his severed parts...he had to go back....imagine the pain!!!!!!
Can't. i have no idea how a penis feels like.
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Re: Depressed Chinese bachelor cuts his penis off (MOTHEROFGODWTF) [Re: Vsnares.Zappa]
#19091321 - 11/05/13 05:31 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: Depressed Chinese bachelor cuts his penis off (MOTHEROFGODWTF) [Re: Vsnares.Zappa]
#19091326 - 11/05/13 05:32 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I smell a malpractice lawsuit in the works!
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Re: Depressed Chinese bachelor cuts his penis off (MOTHEROFGODWTF) [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19091359 - 11/05/13 05:39 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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mjmihalov said: I smell a malpractice lawsuit in the works!

You need human rights to have malpractice lawsuits
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Re: Depressed Chinese bachelor cuts his penis off (MOTHEROFGODWTF) [Re: Patlal]
#19091428 - 11/05/13 05:53 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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dude's dumb, a castration involve the balls not the dick.
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Re: Depressed Chinese bachelor cuts his penis off (MOTHEROFGODWTF) [Re: Vsnares.Zappa]
#19091441 - 11/05/13 05:56 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Vsnares.Zappa said: he got to the emergency using a bicycle and forgot to bring his severed parts...he had to go back....imagine the pain!!!!!!
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Re: Depressed Chinese bachelor cuts his penis off (MOTHEROFGODWTF) [Re: memes]
#19091471 - 11/05/13 06:00 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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why wouldnt they got get it with an ambulance?
because china?
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Re: Depressed Chinese bachelor cuts his penis off (MOTHEROFGODWTF) [Re: Salomon] 1
#19091474 - 11/05/13 06:01 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Salomon said: because china?
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memes said: yes, because china?
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Re: Depressed Chinese bachelor cuts his penis off (MOTHEROFGODWTF) [Re: Vsnares.Zappa]
#19091493 - 11/05/13 06:06 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I have a similar story.
One time I was drunk and mad at how lame I am/the fact that no one was texting me, so I punched my phone and broke it, I immediately felt regretful. I tried to fix it but it was all to no avail.
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Re: Depressed Chinese bachelor cuts his penis off (MOTHEROFGODWTF) [Re: Vsnares.Zappa] 1
#19091494 - 11/05/13 06:06 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Vsnares.Zappa said: He cycled to hospital but was sent back to retrieve his severed penis After cycling back again in agony, doctors said they couldn't save it
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Re: Depressed Chinese bachelor cuts his penis off (MOTHEROFGODWTF) [Re: Robo]
#19091552 - 11/05/13 06:17 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Pretty sad man
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Re: Depressed Chinese bachelor cuts his penis off (MOTHEROFGODWTF) [Re: Vsnares.Zappa]
#19091787 - 11/05/13 06:56 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: Depressed Chinese bachelor cuts his penis off (MOTHEROFGODWTF) [Re: Synthe]
#19092083 - 11/05/13 07:44 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Oh no, now he can't even masturbate.
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Re: Depressed Chinese bachelor cuts his penis off (MOTHEROFGODWTF) [Re: Legend]
#19093334 - 11/05/13 11:48 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Legend said: Oh no, now he can't even masturbate.

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Re: Depressed Chinese bachelor cuts his penis off (MOTHEROFGODWTF) [Re: NotTheDevil] 1
#19093499 - 11/06/13 12:34 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Seems pretty drastic for being lonely.
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Re: Depressed Chinese bachelor cuts his penis off (MOTHEROFGODWTF) [Re: Enjoywho]
#19093558 - 11/06/13 12:55 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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omg I heard all about this listing to the radio feel bad for him but come on how can anyone do that to themselves
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Re: Depressed Chinese bachelor cuts his penis off (MOTHEROFGODWTF) [Re: watermelon mon]
#19093850 - 11/06/13 02:49 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I feel like you would definitely get phantom-limb syndrome from this one... And that is fucking depressing as well.
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Re: Depressed Chinese bachelor cuts his penis off (MOTHEROFGODWTF) [Re: Snotfish]
#19093905 - 11/06/13 03:16 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I call bullshit on this whole story and here's why first, the guy would have likely exsanguinated from his injury before he even went to the hospital. Second, what kind of hospital sends a guy that, through some miracle didn't lose all his blood on the way to the hospital in the first place, riding on a bicycle back to get a severed penis? And third, the guy made it back to the hospital riding a bicycle that would have meant more circulation and thus more blood loss... dude this guy would have been dead before he got to the hospital the first time. This story dosen't add up I'm tellin yall there's some hinky Chinese shit going on here like government conspiracy NWO illumunati owls and shit.
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Re: Depressed Chinese bachelor cuts his penis off (MOTHEROFGODWTF) [Re: abltsandwich]
#19094076 - 11/06/13 05:13 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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i've seen a documentary about a cannibal cutting of a mans penis and eating it and the guy himself said at first the pain was enormous but that faded away to nothing rather quikly. He was alive for quite a long time so it's plausible.
Also we all know Asians have superpowers
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Re: Depressed Chinese bachelor cuts his penis off (MOTHEROFGODWTF) [Re: Beanhead]
#19094217 - 11/06/13 07:01 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Someone else said it but it does seem like cutting of his balls would have more of the desired effect.
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