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InvisibleLegend
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Re: Depressed Chinese bachelor cuts his penis off (MOTHEROFGODWTF) [Re: Synthe]
    #19092083 - 11/05/13 07:44 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Oh no, now he can't even masturbate.


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Re: Depressed Chinese bachelor cuts his penis off (MOTHEROFGODWTF) [Re: Legend]
    #19093334 - 11/05/13 11:48 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Legend said:
Oh no, now he can't even masturbate.


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Yes, he can
Anally

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Re: Depressed Chinese bachelor cuts his penis off (MOTHEROFGODWTF) [Re: NotTheDevil] * 1
    #19093499 - 11/06/13 12:34 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Seems pretty drastic for being lonely. :lol:


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Re: Depressed Chinese bachelor cuts his penis off (MOTHEROFGODWTF) [Re: Enjoywho]
    #19093558 - 11/06/13 12:55 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

omg I heard all about this listing to the radio
feel bad for him but come on how can anyone do that to themselves :facepalm:


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Re: Depressed Chinese bachelor cuts his penis off (MOTHEROFGODWTF) [Re: watermelon mon]
    #19093850 - 11/06/13 02:49 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I feel like you would definitely get phantom-limb syndrome from this one... And that is fucking depressing as well.


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Re: Depressed Chinese bachelor cuts his penis off (MOTHEROFGODWTF) [Re: Snotfish]
    #19093905 - 11/06/13 03:16 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I call bullshit on this whole story and here's why
first, the guy would have likely exsanguinated from his injury before he even went to the hospital.
Second, what kind of hospital sends a guy that, through some miracle didn't lose all his blood on the way to the hospital in the first place, riding on a bicycle back to get a severed penis?
And third, the guy made it back to the hospital riding a bicycle that would have meant more circulation and thus more blood loss... dude this guy would have been dead before he got to the hospital the first time.
This story dosen't add up I'm tellin yall there's some hinky Chinese shit going on here like government conspiracy NWO illumunati owls and shit.


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Re: Depressed Chinese bachelor cuts his penis off (MOTHEROFGODWTF) [Re: abltsandwich]
    #19094076 - 11/06/13 05:13 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

i've seen a documentary about a cannibal cutting of a mans penis and eating it and the guy himself said at first the pain was enormous but that faded away to nothing rather quikly. He was alive for quite a long time so it's plausible.

Also we all know Asians have superpowers :shrug:


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Re: Depressed Chinese bachelor cuts his penis off (MOTHEROFGODWTF) [Re: Beanhead]
    #19094217 - 11/06/13 07:01 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Someone else said it but it does seem like cutting of his balls would have more of the desired effect.


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