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OfflineVsnares.Zappa
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Depressed Chinese bachelor cuts his penis off (MOTHEROFGODWTF)
    #19091237 - 11/05/13 05:16 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Depressed Chinese bachelor cuts his penis off


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    Single Yang Hu, 26, sliced off his manhood since he 'had no use for it'
    He cycled to hospital but was sent back to retrieve his severed penis
    After cycling back again in agony, doctors said they couldn't save it
    Friends said he was depressed after moving to Jiaxing, working long hours


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A Chinese man frustrated at being single cut off his own penis then, in agony, decided to cycle to a hospital for treatment.

When he arrived doctors told him they couldn't help save his manhood and ordered him to cycle back home to get the penis before he could be treated.

When Yang Hu, 26, eventually arrived back at the hospital with the severed member, doctors told him that it had been without blood for too long, and it was impossible to reattach it.

Yang's friends said that he had been increasingly depressed about the fact that since moving to the city he could not find a girlfriend.

What was worse, they said, was that he was doing such long hours in a clothing factory in Jiaxing, in Zhejiang province in east China, that he doubted he would ever have a chance to meet a woman.

His depression grew so bad that after returning home after work at 9pm on October 27 to his rented room he had suddenly decided to cut off his member as there was no use for it anyway, and believing it would stop him thinking about getting a girlfriend.

Incredibly he managed to cycle to the hospital, then cycled home again to collect the severed member and then back to the hospital.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2478848/Depressed-bachelor-cuts-penis-CYCLES-hospital-treatment.html#ixzz2jotJRqz5
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Re: Depressed Chinese bachelor cuts his penis off (MOTHEROFGODWTF) [Re: Vsnares.Zappa] * 6
    #19091252 - 11/05/13 05:19 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:damnwtf:


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Re: Depressed Chinese bachelor cuts his penis off (MOTHEROFGODWTF) [Re: Vsnares.Zappa]
    #19091254 - 11/05/13 05:20 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Why would he do that himself though?


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Re: Depressed Chinese bachelor cuts his penis off (MOTHEROFGODWTF) [Re: Vsnares.Zappa]
    #19091255 - 11/05/13 05:20 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I cut off half of my penis in a dream once years ago because I thought it was too long.
I woke up in a panic and boy oh boy, it had never felt so good to feel my dick before.


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Re: Depressed Chinese bachelor cuts his penis off (MOTHEROFGODWTF) [Re: Vsnares.Zappa] * 1
    #19091258 - 11/05/13 05:20 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Wow what a horror story, and incredibly sad..


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Re: Depressed Chinese bachelor cuts his penis off (MOTHEROFGODWTF) [Re: shimmeringtrance] * 1
    #19091277 - 11/05/13 05:24 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Cool, now I know a Chinese guy that will commit suicide very soon.


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Re: Depressed Chinese bachelor cuts his penis off (MOTHEROFGODWTF) [Re: shimmeringtrance]
    #19091292 - 11/05/13 05:26 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

he got to the emergency using a bicycle and forgot to bring his severed parts...he had to go back....imagine the pain!!!!!!


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Re: Depressed Chinese bachelor cuts his penis off (MOTHEROFGODWTF) [Re: Vsnares.Zappa]
    #19091299 - 11/05/13 05:27 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Vsnares.Zappa said:
he got to the emergency using a bicycle and forgot to bring his severed parts...he had to go back....imagine the pain!!!!!!




Can't. i have no idea how a severed penis feels like.


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Re: Depressed Chinese bachelor cuts his penis off (MOTHEROFGODWTF) [Re: Patlal] * 5
    #19091317 - 11/05/13 05:30 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Patlal said:
Quote:

Vsnares.Zappa said:
he got to the emergency using a bicycle and forgot to bring his severed parts...he had to go back....imagine the pain!!!!!!




Can't. i have no idea how a penis feels like.




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Re: Depressed Chinese bachelor cuts his penis off (MOTHEROFGODWTF) [Re: Vsnares.Zappa]
    #19091321 - 11/05/13 05:31 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

+1ed


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Re: Depressed Chinese bachelor cuts his penis off (MOTHEROFGODWTF) [Re: Vsnares.Zappa]
    #19091326 - 11/05/13 05:32 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I smell a malpractice lawsuit in the works!


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Re: Depressed Chinese bachelor cuts his penis off (MOTHEROFGODWTF) [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19091359 - 11/05/13 05:39 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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mjmihalov said:
I smell a malpractice lawsuit in the works!




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You need human rights to have malpractice lawsuits


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Re: Depressed Chinese bachelor cuts his penis off (MOTHEROFGODWTF) [Re: Patlal]
    #19091428 - 11/05/13 05:53 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

dude's dumb, a castration involve the balls not the dick.


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Re: Depressed Chinese bachelor cuts his penis off (MOTHEROFGODWTF) [Re: Vsnares.Zappa]
    #19091441 - 11/05/13 05:56 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Vsnares.Zappa said:
he got to the emergency using a bicycle and forgot to bring his severed parts...he had to go back....imagine the pain!!!!!!




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Re: Depressed Chinese bachelor cuts his penis off (MOTHEROFGODWTF) [Re: memes]
    #19091471 - 11/05/13 06:00 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

why wouldnt they got get it with an ambulance?


because china?


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Re: Depressed Chinese bachelor cuts his penis off (MOTHEROFGODWTF) [Re: Salomon] * 1
    #19091474 - 11/05/13 06:01 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Salomon said:
because china?




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memes said:
yes, because china?




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Re: Depressed Chinese bachelor cuts his penis off (MOTHEROFGODWTF) [Re: Vsnares.Zappa]
    #19091493 - 11/05/13 06:06 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I have a similar story.

One time I was drunk and mad at how lame I am/the fact that no one was texting me, so I punched my phone and broke it, I immediately felt regretful. I tried to fix it but it was all to no avail.


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Re: Depressed Chinese bachelor cuts his penis off (MOTHEROFGODWTF) [Re: Vsnares.Zappa] * 1
    #19091494 - 11/05/13 06:06 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Vsnares.Zappa said:
He cycled to hospital but was sent back to retrieve his severed penis
After cycling back again in agony, doctors said they couldn't save it





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Re: Depressed Chinese bachelor cuts his penis off (MOTHEROFGODWTF) [Re: Robo]
    #19091552 - 11/05/13 06:17 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Pretty sad man


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Re: Depressed Chinese bachelor cuts his penis off (MOTHEROFGODWTF) [Re: Vsnares.Zappa]
    #19091787 - 11/05/13 06:56 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:hugitout:


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