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Anonymous #1

Bringing back something from the Netherlands
    #19090939 - 11/05/13 04:13 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

A friend of mine of mine is going to Amsterdam and was wondering what is the best way to bring back hash and/or another substance produced in NL. He lives in the EU, not the USA.

Has anyone ever done this before?


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Anonymous #2

Re: Bringing back something from the Netherlands [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19091315 - 11/05/13 05:29 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I've heard of someone bringing it back in a shampoo bottle, but that was so long ago, I'd just completely advise against it. Driving to a legal state or ordering it online is worlds safer, and won't ruin the tail end of a trip to Amsterdam.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Bringing back something from the Netherlands [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19098047 - 11/06/13 10:16 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Hash is really small and you have a lot of luggage.  I think if you hide it well you would get away with it 99.99% of the time. 

Try cutting the seams of your clothes and insert a gram or two of hash and sewing it back up.    They would need to cut all your clothes apart to find it, and they don't do that super often.


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Anonymous #4

Re: Bringing back something from the Netherlands [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #19098774 - 11/07/13 02:06 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Oh you mean, smuggling narcotics?

Great idea, I mean, what is the worst that could happen?

For the benefit of getting high a few times, maybe you might get to go to prison etc


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Anonymous #5

Re: Bringing back something from the Netherlands [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19100415 - 11/07/13 12:55 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Internally in small individually wrapped rubbers. Its possible to swallow up to a kilo in a night that way. After you finish consuming it wash it down with a few anti-diarrhea pills so you won't start to poop it out until you're home. A laxative and a couple hours over a chamber pot will release your stash when you're ready. This is how cartels move heroin across the border sometimes. And with hash you'll have no chance of a lethal overdose if one should pop, so you're all good.


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Anonymous #6

Re: Bringing back something from the Netherlands [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #19100478 - 11/07/13 01:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Fuck smuggling drugs. I've done it. I've gotten away with it multiple times. I've also had several close calls. Just remember the joy those drugs bring you won't make up the cost of stress. It just isn't worth it.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Bringing back something from the Netherlands [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #19101526 - 11/07/13 04:16 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

My friend said he was thinking hash and possibly E pills in his buttcrack. How does that sound?


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Anonymous #7

Re: Bringing back something from the Netherlands [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19107752 - 11/08/13 08:56 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

It sounds like a nice way to fuck up your life completely.  I know you're prolly young and stupid and you want to do something exciting and bad because your brain isn't fully developed yet and you want to feel like a badass... but it's fucking stupid.  There are much better ways to get high without the risk.

I hope you don't take offense to that i was prolly even dumber then you are when i was that age.  Just wait till you grow up you'll see just how fucking dumb you were back then.


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Anonymous #8

Re: Bringing back something from the Netherlands [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #19109198 - 11/09/13 06:25 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I normally get a pouch of tobacco and a couple grams of hash, break the hash up into tiny sausages and  roll them between fingers then distribute evenly through the tobacco, if they open the pouch all they see is baccy and if they find a few tiny little scraps of hash just claim it's fallen in when you were smoking legally in a dutch coffee shop.

It's worked for me plenty of times.

Theoretically of course.....


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Anonymous #9

Re: Bringing back something from the Netherlands [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #19109471 - 11/09/13 08:26 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I wouldn't take the chance. If you are coming back from Amsterdam there is like a 50 percent chance they are going to want to check you. The high isn't worth the stress. Amsterdam doesn't even have the best weed anymore.


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Anonymous #5

Re: Bringing back something from the Netherlands [Re: Anonymous #9] * 1
    #19110192 - 11/09/13 12:28 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #9 said:
I wouldn't take the chance. If you are coming back from Amsterdam there is like a 50 percent chance they are going to want to check you. The high isn't worth the stress. Amsterdam doesn't even have the best weed anymore.



No. More like a 5% chance. And its people whos luggage stinks like pot smoke that get checked. People don't do their laundry before they leave so their clothes reek, and they get checked.


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Anonymous #10

Re: Bringing back something from the Netherlands [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19110218 - 11/09/13 12:35 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Your buddy is a fucking idiot. Smuggling in the buttcrack is hardly original. The border control staff are trained to detect any unusual body language and will not hesitate to glove up and search his ass at the first sign of anything suspect.

And coming back from a well-known drug city with drugs ? Totally fucking stupid.


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Anonymous #11

Re: Bringing back something from the Netherlands [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19110254 - 11/09/13 12:45 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
A friend of mine of mine is going to Amsterdam and was wondering what is the best way to bring back hash and/or another substance produced in NL. He lives in the EU, not the USA.

Has anyone ever done this before?





I think this is an incredibly stupid idea.


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Anonymous #12

Re: Bringing back something from the Netherlands [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #19111201 - 11/09/13 05:06 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I got searched and questioned coming back from a flight leaving Amsterdam, they went through everything in my bags, it really sucked.

I didn't have anything with me, but all of my cloths smelled like weed.  :dawerp:


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Anonymous #13

Re: Bringing back something from the Netherlands [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #19111794 - 11/09/13 07:34 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

very stupid


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Anonymous #14

Re: Bringing back something from the Netherlands [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #19111801 - 11/09/13 07:36 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Honestly the only way I have ever seen anyone bring anything back from overseas is swallowing it. And for obvious reasons that is nasty, but could be worth it i guess.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Bringing back something from the Netherlands [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #19111876 - 11/09/13 07:59 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #14 said:
Honestly the only way I have ever seen anyone bring anything back from overseas is swallowing it. And for obvious reasons that is nasty, but could be worth it i guess.





I have been through customs ten times and my bags have never been searched.  One time they were xrayed, the other 9 times they just asked me if I had any food from outside the country. 

I notice that it helps to go through at night on a holiday - Thanksgiving night there was barely anyone working at customs and no one was getting searched.


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Anonymous #15

Re: Bringing back something from the Netherlands [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #19111913 - 11/09/13 08:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #8 said:
I normally get a pouch of tobacco and a couple grams of hash, break the hash up into tiny sausages and  roll them between fingers then distribute evenly through the tobacco, if they open the pouch all they see is baccy and if they find a few tiny little scraps of hash just claim it's fallen in when you were smoking legally in a dutch coffee shop.

It's worked for me plenty of times.

Theoretically of course.....




This. Hide it in plain sight. You shove stuff up your ass and inbetween the seams of your suitcase,  you start to look a lot like a drug smuggler. Finding a couple chunks of hash in your tobacco at least gives you the chance to say :facepalm3: "That's where that hash went, i'm such an idiot! Sorry, sir."

That said; If you have to ask, transporting drugs over international borders probably isn't for you.


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Anonymous #14

Re: Bringing back something from the Netherlands [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #19111945 - 11/09/13 08:18 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #3 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #14 said:
Honestly the only way I have ever seen anyone bring anything back from overseas is swallowing it. And for obvious reasons that is nasty, but could be worth it i guess.





I have been through customs ten times and my bags have never been searched.  One time they were xrayed, the other 9 times they just asked me if I had any food from outside the country. 

I notice that it helps to go through at night on a holiday - Thanksgiving night there was barely anyone working at customs and no one was getting searched.




I didn't mean to imply you had to go that far. Only that it was the only way my friends thought was safe on a commercial flight. Presumably if they had an option they were comfortable with that didn't involve them shitting out a condom of hash would have been preferable, lol


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Anonymous #3

Re: Bringing back something from the Netherlands [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #19111976 - 11/09/13 08:30 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

If you put it inside an electronic device they would need to take apart all of your devices to find stuff.


If you put it in the seams of a jacket or something, they would need to rip apart all your clothes to find it.  Unless its kind of bumpy....But you can make most things really thin.


Inside of a laptop that works is probably a good place.

If it has two hard drive bays, the second hard drive could be completely filled with whatever you want.


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Anonymous #14

Re: Bringing back something from the Netherlands [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #19111997 - 11/09/13 08:37 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #3 said:
If you put it inside an electronic device they would need to take apart all of your devices to find stuff.


If you put it in the seams of a jacket or something, they would need to rip apart all your clothes to find it.  Unless its kind of bumpy....But you can make most things really thin.


Inside of a laptop that works is probably a good place.

If it has two hard drive bays, the second hard drive could be completely filled with whatever you want.




But that's isn't that why they use the "x ray" machines or whatever they are. I'm not sure exactly what pick up and if they're only looking for a weapon. But if you look at the ones for example at the courthouse they can see a good bit of detail.

I'm sure you could do it, but it would require knowledge the average drug user probably doesn't have. And I certainly wouldn't feel comfortable with that compared to swallowing it. Again I didn't ask their opinions on it, but it does seem like the only way that could possibly be worth moving small amounts of controlled substances across international borders.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Bringing back something from the Netherlands [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #19112090 - 11/09/13 08:59 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

An X-ray machine or whatever it is would not be able to see drugs inside of an electronic device.  For one thing the circuit boards of a laptop are pretty hard to penetrate for xrays, that is why they make you take your laptop out of your backpack.

Remember that it makes a 2d picture from a 3d object, and small amounts of drugs are not going to look any different than clothes or other random crap you are carrying.  Large amounts of drugs might look like suspicious empty spaces in your luggage which they could perhaps be interested in.

When I go through airport security with something illegal and easily visible on xrays (like a pocket knife, lock picks or a bottle of water) I take all of the electronics, chargers, wires, and metal things that I have and pile them on top of the prohibited item.  Works most of the time.


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Anonymous #16

Re: Bringing back something from the Netherlands [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #19115964 - 11/10/13 05:06 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

flatten the hash and put it in an envelope.


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Anonymous #17

Re: Bringing back something from the Netherlands [Re: Anonymous #16]
    #19119432 - 11/11/13 08:33 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Incredibly stupid ideas on here.

But: this is not america, you won't go to prison in europe for smuggling some cannabis.

There is one safe way to smuggle small amounts of high quality hash: put it in your mouth, if they search you, chew it up and swallow it.


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Anonymous #16

Re: Bringing back something from the Netherlands [Re: Anonymous #17]
    #19122196 - 11/11/13 06:14 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

hey it wasnt that stupid bro ive mailed hash from germany which I brought back on the train from the netherlands just like that... vac sealed in an envelope. Have you ever smuggled hash back from the netherlands? Didnt think so, dumbass.


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Anonymous #17

Re: Bringing back something from the Netherlands [Re: Anonymous #16]
    #19125085 - 11/12/13 05:49 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #16 said:
hey it wasnt that stupid bro ive mailed hash from germany which I brought back on the train from the netherlands just like that... vac sealed in an envelope. Have you ever smuggled hash back from the netherlands? Didnt think so, dumbass.




Well I did. Several times :>

And sending it in a simple envelope is the least dumb idea uttered here.

Can still get you caught because it starts smelling hours after you gave it away.

Put it in your mouth, don't act stupid and the worst case is you have to eat it and probably become a little stoned for a day.


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Anonymous #15

Re: Bringing back something from the Netherlands [Re: Anonymous #17] * 1
    #19127485 - 11/12/13 05:04 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I'm envisioning someone's cheeks puffed up like  chipmunk, calmly walking through an airport checkpoint giving security a thumbs up.


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Anonymous #7

Re: Bringing back something from the Netherlands [Re: Anonymous #16]
    #19128529 - 11/12/13 08:31 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #16 said:
hey it wasnt that stupid bro ive mailed hash from germany which I brought back on the train from the netherlands just like that... vac sealed in an envelope. Have you ever smuggled hash back from the netherlands? Didnt think so, dumbass.



Everyone is a fucking genius until they get caught.


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Anonymous #18

Re: Bringing back something from the Netherlands [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19158094 - 11/19/13 02:38 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I had a (stupid) friend who brought back nearly an ounce of weed from amsterdam to another EU country. The way she did it was to get two jars of pasta sauce or whatever - empty one, place weed inside and triple bag it. Then she poured second jars worth of sauce into the first jar. This was put on her check in luggage and she did this multiple times. Crazy kid but I dont know what her odds were. Dont think she'd repeat it again! I also know people that unknowingly took small amounts of weed with them through customs still in their wallet or jacket pocket or whatever. Bottom line is youre always gambling in these situations. Sure you can find weed anywhere dude, probably not worth it


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Anonymous #19

Re: Bringing back something from the Netherlands [Re: Anonymous #18]
    #19158673 - 11/19/13 08:37 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Friends of mine went from England - Netherlands by train with drugs.

The Dutch/Belgian border is the easiest one to cross, just send it by mail and don't take it on you, like really... don't.

-Lives in NL


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Anonymous #1

Re: Bringing back something from the Netherlands [Re: Anonymous #19]
    #19163643 - 11/20/13 05:56 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Hey guys, my friend ended up not bringing anything back(one reason was because he was too stoned to remember lol).


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Anonymous #20

Re: Bringing back something from the Netherlands [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #19163652 - 11/20/13 06:01 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Cut a soap bar in 2. Scrape out a hole in both sides. Put stuff in there. Close it. Was your hands with it. The water seals it up again


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Anonymous #3

Re: Bringing back something from the Netherlands [Re: Anonymous #20]
    #19164022 - 11/20/13 08:58 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #20 said:
Cut a soap bar in 2. Scrape out a hole in both sides. Put stuff in there. Close it. Was your hands with it. The water seals it up again




That's actually a pretty good idea.  It's not like the cut all your soaps when you cross a border.


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Anonymous #20

Re: Bringing back something from the Netherlands [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #19168872 - 11/21/13 07:50 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

That and the soap layer that has traces of any thing incriminating is washed away or neutralize.... Hehehe....

Just remember: Try this at your own risk. . . .


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Anonymous #21

Re: Bringing back something from the Netherlands [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19169776 - 11/21/13 12:18 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

It's easy. Kidnap a baby, kill it, gut it and place drugs in the body cavity.


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Anonymous #16

Re: Bringing back something from the Netherlands [Re: Anonymous #21]
    #19172391 - 11/21/13 08:04 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I was thinking more along the lines of molding a brick of hash into a turd shape, Shoving it inside your asshole and telling them that you ate too much Dutch Cheese and legal heroin.


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Anonymous #15

Re: Bringing back something from the Netherlands [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19172473 - 11/21/13 08:19 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
Hey guys, my friend ended up not bringing anything back(one reason was because he was too stoned to remember lol).



Ya pussed out huh? :nonono:


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Anonymous #22

Re: Bringing back something from the Netherlands [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #19207848 - 11/30/13 09:09 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Terrible idea.  But with that being said, my buddy managed to stash his "souvenirs" in his briefs during the plane ride. It can be done, but it's pretty risky.


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Anonymous #23

Re: Bringing back something from the Netherlands [Re: Anonymous #20]
    #19219856 - 12/02/13 10:27 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #20 said:
Cut a soap bar in 2. Scrape out a hole in both sides. Put stuff in there. Close it. Was your hands with it. The water seals it up again




Fucking genious


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