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Offline245willow19

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    #19089621 - 11/05/13 11:32 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showprofile.php?User=290328

What do you guys think of his sig? I think it's beautiful. Any chick who can do that I will marry them


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Re: I salute you [Re: 245willow19]
    #19089742 - 11/05/13 12:01 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Makes me horny every time I see it :kingcrankey:


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Re: I salute you [Re: A Day InThe Life]
    #19089823 - 11/05/13 12:19 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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A Day InThe Life said:
Makes me horny every time I see it :kingcrankey:



QFT

Quote:

Esekon Kelly said:
...it's beautiful. Any chick who can do that I will marry them



QFT



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Re: I salute you [Re: 245willow19] * 2
    #19089847 - 11/05/13 12:25 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Esekon Kelly said:
Any chick who can do that I will marry them




Do what exactly, make a slingshot out of their panties? That's easy.


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Re: I salute you [Re: 245willow19] * 4
    #19089860 - 11/05/13 12:27 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Esekon Kelly said:
I think it's beautiful. Any chick who can do that I will marry them




thats not setting the bar very high, any chick could do that


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Re: I salute you [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19089862 - 11/05/13 12:27 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

When she raises her eyebrows at the camera in a naughty way, ugh, it makes me so horny...I bet she is a wild cat in bed, she could fuck all night and make the perfect sandwich. Bitch got style :smirk:.
Anyway I just hope she has personality :shrug:
:feelsgoodman:

Quote:

Do what exactly, make a slingshot out of their panties? That's easy.




Indeed, that's quite true, but very few chicks I know can do it exactly the way she does it, naughty eyebrows, elegance, nice perfect pussy and asshole, cuteness and touching herself and making a slingshot out of panties, even if the common wench could do that, I doubt they could my cock erect and stay happy :lmafo:. This chick has got skill


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Re: I salute you [Re: Ballerium]
    #19089870 - 11/05/13 12:29 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Ballerium said:
Quote:

Esekon Kelly said:
Any chick who can do that I will marry them




Do what exactly, make a slingshot out of their panties? That's easy.



true.


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Re: I salute you [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19089896 - 11/05/13 12:35 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

mjmihalov said:
Quote:

Ballerium said:
Quote:

Esekon Kelly said:
Any chick who can do that I will marry them




Do what exactly, make a slingshot out of their panties? That's easy.



true.



Okay Mr. Smarty pants, find me another girl who can do the exact same thing and make my cock happy...you need at least 5. This chick got skill...bitch needs a promotion and maybe a medal or two


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Re: I salute you [Re: 245willow19] * 4
    #19089903 - 11/05/13 12:37 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

How can you judge if a chick has skill or not solely based on the way she raises her eyebrow and takes her panties off? :lol:

I would imagine chicks who can do those two things are a dime a dozen.


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Re: I salute you [Re: 245willow19]
    #19089914 - 11/05/13 12:39 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

don't get me wrong, I think she's sexy. oherwise she wouldn't be in my sig...

but it doesn't seem like it takes an immense amount of skill to do what she does.


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Re: I salute you [Re: Ballerium]
    #19089926 - 11/05/13 12:42 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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How can you judge if a chick has skill or not solely based on the way she raises her eyebrow and takes her panties off?



This isn't my brain talking, it's my illogical cock...it knows what it wants :shrug:. If it says this chick has fucking skill, then I believe it. Anyway, regardless of what my cock thinks, the chick is sexy and cute and I would seriously dry smash her shit box...no chick has let me smash her shit box yet...so I need this, [mod edit: snip].
I suppose I am not use to seeing sexy girls like this...most irish girls aren't very sexy to me...they don't know how to fuck or touch themselves...I like Asians. Maybe that's why I think she has skill because most girls I know can't do that shit since they're fat and nerdy

Does anyone have her phone number? Also are you a chick :grin:?


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Re: I salute you [Re: 245willow19] * 2
    #19089942 - 11/05/13 12:45 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Oh, well that makes more sense then. Yes, I am a chick, so sometimes I tend to forget that guys don't always think with the head that's attached to their shoulders. :lol:


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Re: I salute you [Re: Ballerium]
    #19089957 - 11/05/13 12:49 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Oh, well that makes more sense then. Yes, I am a chick, so sometimes I tend to forget that guys don't always think with the head that's attached to their shoulders. 



Oh, sup.
:douchewink:
Yeah, I don't generally think with my brain anymore. When I am doing maths, it is usually my cock thinking and that probably explains why my notebook is full of naked chicks and huge tits...stupid cock :facepalm:.

Quote:

thats not setting the bar very high, any chick could do that



Really? Hook me up, bro! The chicks I know aren't naughty enough...fucking choir girls or scumbag chavs. Ireland was a very Catholic nation.


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Re: I salute you [Re: 245willow19]
    #19090008 - 11/05/13 12:59 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

You're from ireland? I know one skilled girl there...

Sheila Kneafsey aka Slane Girl

But she's my future wife, so you can't have her.


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Re: I salute you [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19090026 - 11/05/13 01:02 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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You're from ireland? I know one skilled girl there...

Sheila Kneafsey aka Slane Girl

But she's my future wife, so you can't have her.



Man, she was all over the news. I think she attempted suicide and they brought her to hospital for treatment. She was so shocked and everyone was harassing her. By the way, you can have that chick, she is a walking STD :lol: inbred country girl. She isn't skilled at all...did you see the way she was sucking that cock? She was sucking it like a ice pop...nah...that's not how you do it, bitch :facepalm:.


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Re: I salute you [Re: 245willow19]
    #19090031 - 11/05/13 01:03 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Esekon Kelly said:
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showprofile.php?User=290328

What do you guys think of his sig? I think it's beautiful. Any chick who can do that I will marry them





Haha I said something along these lines to him a week or so ago, yeah this guys sig is def. amazing.

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Re: I salute you [Re: 245willow19]
    #19090064 - 11/05/13 01:07 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Esekon Kelly said:
Quote:

You're from ireland? I know one skilled girl there...

Sheila Kneafsey aka Slane Girl

But she's my future wife, so you can't have her.



Man, she was all over the news. I think she attempted suicide and they brought her to hospital for treatment. She was so shocked and everyone was harassing her. By the way, you can have that chick, she is a walking STD :lol: inbred country girl. She isn't skilled at all...did you see the way she was sucking that cock? She was sucking it like a ice pop...nah...that's not how you do it, bitch :facepalm:.




Yeah, people are so judgemental for some reason, I seen some of the twitter hate she was getting, it was pathetic, I genuinely felt bad for her. I hate slut-shaming.


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Re: I salute you [Re: TrentBoyett] * 1
    #19090232 - 11/05/13 01:42 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

still dont beat my sig.



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Re: I salute you [Re: evileye001]
    #19090239 - 11/05/13 01:44 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I have to disagree, but I like your's as well.


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Re: I salute you [Re: evileye001]
    #19090275 - 11/05/13 01:52 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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evileye001 said:
still dont beat my sig.





Wait, is that the girl who plays fiona in shameless?




:drooling:


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Re: I salute you [Re: Synthe]
    #19090283 - 11/05/13 01:54 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

No, that is Emmy Rossum!

The girl in his sig plays on victorius and a few oher shows on nick.


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Re: I salute you [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19091026 - 11/05/13 04:34 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

no her name is ariana grande



http://arianagrandeland.blogspot.com/


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Re: I salute you [Re: evileye001]
    #19091154 - 11/05/13 05:00 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:lol: nice I like it


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Re: I salute you [Re: evileye001]
    #19091198 - 11/05/13 05:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

evileye001 said:
no her name is ariana grande




Idk if that was a reply fail or what... but I was saying the girl from shameless is Emmy Rossum.


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Re: I salute you [Re: Ballerium]
    #21508391 - 04/05/15 11:23 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Ballerium said:
Quote:

Esekon Kelly said:
Any chick who can do that I will marry them




Do what exactly, make a slingshot out of their panties? That's easy.



Prove it!


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Re: I salute you [Re: PLURAL] * 1
    #21508446 - 04/05/15 11:50 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

ive always hated that sig OP...

that pussy looks way too beat up and loose for your to stick your pencil penis in


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Re: I salute you [Re: Doctor Sponge]
    #21508515 - 04/06/15 12:10 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

It's way nicer than your mom's at least, lol.


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Re: I salute you [Re: PLURAL]
    #21508539 - 04/06/15 12:16 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

such burn

much sweat

low blow




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Re: I salute you [Re: Doctor Sponge]
    #21508578 - 04/06/15 12:32 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

When'd you opt-out?


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Re: I salute you [Re: PLURAL]
    #21508601 - 04/06/15 12:43 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

lol

I like that

subtle but hilarious

'bout two yeerz 'go...


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Re: I salute you [Re: 245willow19]
    #22877011 - 02/07/16 08:54 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

I think it's about time you come back, OP!


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Re: I salute you [Re: 245willow19]
    #22877655 - 02/08/16 12:22 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

:alientransform:


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Re: I salute you [Re: PLURAL]
    #22878122 - 02/08/16 07:52 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

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treant said:
I think it's about time you come back, OP!



Word :lol: that dude was the funniest mother fucker back when I first started lurking


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Re: I salute you [Re: hex_enduction]
    #22878186 - 02/08/16 08:24 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

my sig is the best. i could go onto any porn site, see a hot lady take her panties off, with her legs spread and act sexy :facepalm:

please, vote for me, Shroomery for best sig, ever :cookiemonster:


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Re: I salute you [Re: daz01]
    #22878393 - 02/08/16 09:49 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

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Tears_Acid said:
Sad... This thread = FAIL




Go ahead, Mr. Bigshot, please enlighten us on how exactly this is a fail thread?

It isn't exactly chock-full of content, but it was posted when I was very active here and it went well with the vibe of the board at the time.


Quote:

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Quote:

treant said:
I think it's about time you come back, OP!



Word :lol: that dude was the funniest mother fucker back when I first started lurking



Yeah, I enjoyed his presence here, his junkie cop stuff was great.

I guess they found out he was trolling by linking this account to one on a different site, or something Like that...

Idc about that though, he was cool enough and wasn't malicious :shrug:

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daz01 said:
my sig is the best.



Uh no:


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Re: I salute you [Re: PLURAL]
    #22881618 - 02/09/16 04:02 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

uh yes


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