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InvisibleMoonshoe
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If you had to die tomorrow, but you got to choose HOW you died, what would you do?
    #19088026 - 11/04/13 11:39 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

If you for some reason HAD to die tomorrow (no way out of it) but you got to die ANY way you want, how would you die?

My idea is this- First I would inject heroin (I have never done this) and then I would drown myself in freezing cold water.

The reason for this is

A. First time IV heroin use is said to be one of the best possible feelings you can have and would erase all pain, fear and suffering from the death probably.

B. There is an afterlife experience that can occur during the final moments of brain activity. This is when near death experiences happen. You can have a life review, see loved ones, see beings of light, feel love and peace, see religious figures, and go towards a tunnel of light. In many but not all cases these death or near death experiences can be very beautiful.  Strassman hypothesized that it might be the pineal gland producing DMT in the moments of death.

All that can happen in the few minutes of brain activity after breathing or heart rate stops.

The interesting thing is that when you drown in normal water, it takes a minute or two for you to die , but when you die in freezing cold water the brain can remain alive for up to an hour.

SO the way I imagine it, this could extend that near death experience exponentially. The brain continues to have its crazy death trip for many times longer than normal.

Also people say when you freeze you get this very warm, comforting, peaceful sensation.

So I hypothesize that by injecting myself with a large dose of high quality IV heroin (but not enough to OD) and then drowning myself in freezing cold water, I could have an amazing orgasmic experience (first time IV heroin use, I have never done any opiate stronger than kratom) followed by an amazing hour long near death experience (hopefully).

How about you? What would be your ideal death?


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Re: If you had to die tomorrow, but you got to choose HOW you died, what would you do? [Re: Moonshoe] * 1
    #19088037 - 11/04/13 11:42 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I'd IV like 4 grams of Heroin with my best friends.


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Re: If you had to die tomorrow, but you got to choose HOW you died, what would you do? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #19088048 - 11/04/13 11:46 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I'd IV like 100mg of oxymorphone then jump out of a plane from really high, that would be complete euphoria.

That would actually be my second choice, I can't say my first because I don't want a visit from the NSA.

I've said too much already, where's the foil?


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Re: If you had to die tomorrow, but you got to choose HOW you died, what would you do? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19088145 - 11/05/13 12:09 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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mjmihalov said:
I'd IV like 100mg of oxymorphone then jump out of a plane from really high, that would be complete euphoria.

That would actually be my second choice, I can't say my first because I don't want a visit from the NSA.

I've said too much already, where's the foil?




TERRORIST !

JK

Actually I was going to say that was my second choice- do heroin and jump out of a plane. The reason I wouldnt though is that although the fall would be incredible, once you hit the brain would instantly be destroyed, potentially meaning you would lose that near death experience of brain activity when dying.


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Re: If you had to die tomorrow, but you got to choose HOW you died, what would you do? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #19088212 - 11/05/13 12:30 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

sacrificing myself for all of humanity, jesus style.

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Re: If you had to die tomorrow, but you got to choose HOW you died, what would you do? [Re: hTx] * 1
    #19088216 - 11/05/13 12:31 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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hTx said:
sacrificing myself for all of humanity, jesus style.

:rainbowcloud:




But how? Why? To what end?


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Re: If you had to die tomorrow, but you got to choose HOW you died, what would you do? [Re: hTx]
    #19088230 - 11/05/13 12:37 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i want to be ridden like a wild stallion by the most beautiful women.

draining me of all bodily fluids till i finally sercombe to dehydration.


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Re: If you had to die tomorrow, but you got to choose HOW you died, what would you do? [Re: evileye001]
    #19088264 - 11/05/13 12:52 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Blah blah blah drugs....

Fall out of an airplane over a spectacular view of the earth.

Enough time to realize what going on and come to terms while enjoying the scene.


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Re: If you had to die tomorrow, but you got to choose HOW you died, what would you do? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #19088270 - 11/05/13 12:57 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

well, if i had to pick a way to die, it would have to be a painless and preferably unexpected way of dying.

i mean you would lose your shit if you knew somehow somewhere you were going to die.

my first initial thought is obviously a drug overdose, like going into an operation at a hospital, except once they put you under aneasthetic they just OD you or kill you somehow in your sleep without interupting you.

but then thats pretty un-realistic, given that i know i'm dying that day. so i'll prob tell the doctors to get fucked and not go into the hospital in the first place.

maybe the best way to die would be to get " Dexter'd ", i.e. have some dude like dexter come up behind you, hit you with some needle that knocks you out unexpectedly, and then just be killed before waking up. choked while i'm unconcious or something i dunno. or just pumped with a shitload more drugs that end up killing me in the end.


tl;dr- someway thats quick, painless and unexpected


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Re: If you had to die tomorrow, but you got to choose HOW you died, what would you do? [Re: Soulidarity]
    #19088275 - 11/05/13 12:58 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah, it would be in my sleep, but holy fuck, could you ever just go to sleep after you said... in my sleep
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Re: If you had to die tomorrow, but you got to choose HOW you died, what would you do? [Re: 4runner] * 1
    #19088292 - 11/05/13 01:04 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

fill up a big ass balloon with helium and float up to space


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Re: If you had to die tomorrow, but you got to choose HOW you died, what would you do? [Re: Soulidarity]
    #19088298 - 11/05/13 01:06 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Trip on a good amount of pure acid and mdma with all my friends that I truly love (2-3) friends .I would spend the rest of the time after the peak with my family, when the time came I would take cionyde or die in my sleep


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Re: If you had to die tomorrow, but you got to choose HOW you died, what would you do? [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #19088300 - 11/05/13 01:08 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I would let lucifer throw a spear through my jugular, lucifer you fuck


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Re: If you had to die tomorrow, but you got to choose HOW you died, what would you do? [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #19088302 - 11/05/13 01:09 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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I would let bubba throw a cock through my jugular, lucifer you fuck




nice


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Re: If you had to die tomorrow, but you got to choose HOW you died, what would you do? [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #19088311 - 11/05/13 01:14 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Seriously_trippin said:
Trip on a good amount of pure acid and mdma with all my friends that I truly love (2-3) friends .I would spend the rest of the time after the peak with my family, when the time came I would take cionyde or die in my sleep





dude you know cyanide is a horrific death right? it sends you into convulsions that can be so strong that you actually break your own bones. thats not a good way to die man!


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Re: If you had to die tomorrow, but you got to choose HOW you died, what would you do? [Re: SurReality]
    #19088314 - 11/05/13 01:15 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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SurReality said:
Quote:

MystiqueMushroom said:
I would let bubba throw a cock through my jugular, lucifer you fuck




nice



Fuck off


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Re: If you had to die tomorrow, but you got to choose HOW you died, what would you do? [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #19088318 - 11/05/13 01:17 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:sad:


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Re: If you had to die tomorrow, but you got to choose HOW you died, what would you do? [Re: SurReality]
    #19088330 - 11/05/13 01:23 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

How are you not banned yet SurReality with that avy

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Get that out of here you slut


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Re: If you had to die tomorrow, but you got to choose HOW you died, what would you do? [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #19088331 - 11/05/13 01:24 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

you can turn off adult content in the settings if it offends you. why the hate man?


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Re: If you had to die tomorrow, but you got to choose HOW you died, what would you do? [Re: SurReality]
    #19088337 - 11/05/13 01:27 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Because im tired of the pornography just running rampant trying to  get people thinking about unimportant things and giving their energy away, cmon bro, whos fuckin side you on?


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