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OfflineMr. Material
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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #19083630 - 11/04/13 12:21 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)



Just like this - covered in latex, with a limited oxygen supply.


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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: Soulidarity]
    #19086162 - 11/04/13 04:29 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Soulidarity said:
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Crystal G said:
The most important feature is that it needs to FEEL REAL. It cannot feel like silicone or plastic, it needs to be warm to the touch, and feel like real skin, and flesh. The mouth area also needs to contain a fluid that feels like real saliva. I could give a fuck less what it looks like as long as it feels real. I'll just bang it in pitch dark. :lolsy:



i fit this description



Me too, what's up crystal? :wink:


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Offlinezee007
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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: Crystal G]
    #19086279 - 11/04/13 05:00 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
The most important feature is that it needs to FEEL REAL. It cannot feel like silicone or plastic, it needs to be warm to the touch, and feel like real skin, and flesh. The mouth area also needs to contain a fluid that feels like real saliva. I could give a fuck less what it looks like as long as it feels real. I'll just bang it in pitch dark. :lolsy:




You know, you can wear a blindfold and fuck just about anyone.


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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #19086292 - 11/04/13 05:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

A vagina and a pulse


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OfflineSkeletalSpore
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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: Synthe]
    #19086619 - 11/04/13 06:13 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)


This will suffice for the next 20-35 years.


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Offlinedontknow
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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: SkeletalSpore]
    #19086638 - 11/04/13 06:19 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

bambi no..


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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: Mr. Material]
    #19086696 - 11/04/13 06:33 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Mr. Material said:


Just like this - covered in latex, with a limited oxygen supply.




idk about that, but i am really digging that girls get up.


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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #19086737 - 11/04/13 06:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

It must have genuine intelligence in a pleasing and arounsing way and be exciting to the senses.

It doesnt have to be humanoid but it should have the feel of being alive.

Some kind of freaky sex alien could be awesome too. That may even be better, that it is its own thing instead of an imitation of something it is not.


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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: Asante]
    #19086755 - 11/04/13 06:45 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Wiccan_Seeker said:
Some kind of freaky sex alien could be awesome too. That may even be better, that it is its own thing instead of an imitation of something it is not.





Good job Wiccan! Now the extraterrestrials are going to be afraid of becoming our sex slaves! :lol:


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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: Legend] * 1
    #19086780 - 11/04/13 06:49 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

it'd be awesome if they came with probes


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InvisibleAsante
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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: Legend] * 1
    #19086802 - 11/04/13 06:51 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: NotTheDevil] * 1
    #19087078 - 11/04/13 07:43 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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NotTheDevil said:
Your designing a sex machine whose sole purpose it to give you the best sex/orgasms ever. What features do you want for it?





For me?  Female, waist high, can't talk, flat head to set your beer on, pistol grip ears that you hold on to while receiving a blow job.


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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: starfire_xes]
    #19087119 - 11/04/13 07:50 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

so i guess that means your into 10 year olds with down syndrome right


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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: Soulidarity]
    #19087153 - 11/04/13 07:56 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

it needs two modes.

young tight virgin

and rock your world MILF.

oh and a sandwich maker.


and it has to look like this...


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Offlineevileye001
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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: Soulidarity]
    #19087157 - 11/04/13 07:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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starfire_xes said:
Quote:

NotTheDevil said:
Your designing a sex machine whose sole purpose it to give you the best sex/orgasms ever. What features do you want for it?





For me?  Female, waist high, can't talk, flat head to set your beer on, pistol grip ears that you hold on to while receiving a blow job.



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Soulidarity said:
so i guess that means your into 10 year olds with down syndrome right




:cheersyoufuck:


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OfflineCrystal G
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Re: What are your Ideal features for a sex machine? [Re: zee007]
    #19087498 - 11/04/13 09:29 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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zee007 said:
Quote:

Crystal G said:
The most important feature is that it needs to FEEL REAL. It cannot feel like silicone or plastic, it needs to be warm to the touch, and feel like real skin, and flesh. The mouth area also needs to contain a fluid that feels like real saliva. I could give a fuck less what it looks like as long as it feels real. I'll just bang it in pitch dark. :lolsy:




You know, you can wear a blindfold and fuck just about anyone.




Not the same. The whole purpose of a sex toy is its power to give, give, and give, and not ask for anything in return.


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