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fuck you gatorade
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so im at the store thirsty AF and I see this buetiful radioactive green Gatorade..i think yum,a new lime flavor.i purchase it and low and behold its lime-cucumber flavored Gatorade! nasty ass shit,smells like a synthetic plate of salad...any other flavors you hate?
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i hate that flavour man, my ex got a bottle of it when it first came out, and gave me a sip. Me thinking it was lime, nearly puked. what a sick game gatorade is playing!
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the mango sucks asshole so does the "rain" series of gatorades
I wish theyd bring the old flavors back..i liked that x factor gatorade where they mixed flavors the new Gatorade sucks,G2,or w/e..i feel like im drinking creatine
id never thought id say this but powerade has toppled Gatorade as my favorite synthetic,chemical based,sports drink
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gatorade G2 is disgusting too. i only like the orignal line.
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I swear that cucumber-lime is my second favorite flavor! White cherry is my fav though
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Well the first mistake was looking at Gatorade instead of Powerade gatorades just too syrupy for me
Can't say I've ever had an undrinkable sports drink, but I usually get either fruit punch or grape. Not a fan of blue raspberry in particular.
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Re: fuck you gatorade [Re: pcplease]
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not really a fan of red Gatorade either unless its ice cold
Gatorade generally makes me more thirsty than when I began
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the G2 Gatorade dose suck don't drink stuff like that much any more instead will drink blue Powerade slushies from the gas station every now and then if I am in the mood
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watermelon mon said: the G2 Gatorade dose suck don't drink stuff like that much any more instead will drink blue Powerade slushies from the gas station every now and then if I am in the mood
OMG blue pwoerade ONLY from thsoda fountain is THE cure for a hangover
sponges hangover helper-44oz thirstbustr filled with 2 parts blue powerade 1 part cold water(cuts down the sweetness) plus lots and lots of ICE is my fav drink after mass alcohol is consumed
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I like the new clear Gatorade.
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Gatorade sucks. The original formula changed years ago. The powdered mix seems to have stayed the same though. If Im gonna pay for a sports drink I prefer Coconut Water.
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Lime cucumber Gatorade might be the best flavor out there. It had to grow on me before I fell in love with it
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Re: fuck you gatorade [Re: T-Rex]
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T-Rex said: Gatorade sucks. The original formula changed years ago. The powdered mix seems to have stayed the same though. If Im gonna pay for a sports drink I prefer Coconut Water.

coconut water is awesome, and a great source of potassium.
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Re: fuck you gatorade [Re: Legend]
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its all about the glacier freeze bro
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Re: fuck you gatorade [Re: T-Rex]
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T-Rex said: Gatorade sucks. The original formula changed years ago. The powdered mix seems to have stayed the same though. If Im gonna pay for a sports drink I prefer Coconut Water.

Lemon lime mix is still good too, I have some of that in the pantry. Forgot about it til now show's how much I use it
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Re: fuck you gatorade [Re: pcplease]
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gatorade is some fucked up shit
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who the fuck thinks coconut water is a sports drink
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Re: fuck you gatorade [Re: SnowDaze]
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It IS a fucking sports drink. 10x better than fucking gatorade at that.
Gatorade is some nasty shit. You shouldn't drink that brominated vegetable oil.
Coconut water is probably THE best sports drink in existence. You can replace human blood directly with coconut water.
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Re: fuck you gatorade [Re: SnowDaze]
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SnowDaze said: who the fuck thinks coconut water is a sports drink
because of the electrolyte?
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Re: fuck you gatorade [Re: SnowDaze]
#19087068 - 11/04/13 07:41 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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SnowDaze said: its all about the glacier freeze bro
This.
And that watermelon one is pretty damn good too (the pink one)
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Re: fuck you gatorade [Re: Shroomism]
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my grandpa swears by carrot juice when he was thirsty plastering homes in the Arizona sun
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Havnt drank gatorade or any sports drink for years, but I recall liking the cool breeze and the yellow one idk the name.
All the others suck
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anybody remember allsport?
had a little carbonation in there,and was actually pretty decent...don't know why they discontinued it..was around from like '99-2001 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_Sport
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I guess they still make it but its not owned by pepsi anymore and its all vitamined-out now
it used to be very good actually
Ive never ever had a yearning to try vitamin water.it looks gross..
maybe id try that formula 50 just cuz I like fiddie
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tried vitamin water before it was alright would drink it again
nice Shroomopotamus I tried some of those pink apples you were talking about before and they are really good
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ahh man a lot of you may be too young too have tried allsport...twas good with that subtle carbonation!
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Re: fuck you gatorade [Re: Shroomism]
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Shroomism said: It IS a fucking sports drink. 10x better than fucking gatorade at that.
Gatorade is some nasty shit. You shouldn't drink that brominated vegetable oil.
Coconut water is probably THE best sports drink in existence. You can replace human blood directly with coconut water.
i looked it up, it dosnt replace blood, like your bleeding out use coconut
it works as a mediocre hydration fluid by i.v.
its a bit low on the electrolytes and a bit high in potassium, but will work if you dont have a better one
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They used coconut water successfully in Hawaii in WW2 for direct plasma transfusions when there was severe shortages, look it up. It's not as good as plasma, but it's the closest thing that the human body will not reject. It's got fewer electrolytes, so it's not a perfect replacement, but it will work in an emergency as a saline IV
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Re: fuck you gatorade [Re: Legend]
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SnowDaze said: who the fuck thinks coconut water is a sports drink
because of the electrolyte?

hahahaha I was so gonna say that too
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I actually liked that flavor! I can never have orange again after one night of puking sick AND hungover...this was years ago and I have tried but every attempt brings me back to that night
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Powerade>Gatorade
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no allsport drinkers
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Re: fuck you gatorade [Re: SnowDaze]
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SnowDaze said: its all about the glacier freeze bro
yes that one along with frost is good
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I love the g2 purple gatorade. Couldn't stand the x factor that shit was gross.
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no fuckin way
Gatorade x factor and Gatorade frost was the best lines ever period
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the "rain" series of gatorades
spot on there bro
hands down best one isnt even gatorade, MFing Powerade's Sour Melon is da BOMB!
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this

over any sports drink
way more electrolytes
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Re: fuck you gatorade [Re: Shroomism]
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This is my go-to brand. I hate that Zico brand, it tastes like dirty bath water.
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Re: fuck you gatorade [Re: T-Rex]
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I've never had coconut water. Am I really missing out? gatorade and powerade both suck IMO
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I've heard mixed results. But then again most of the negative opinions were from people accustomed to drinking sugar and corn syrup infused beverages. Its a great All-natural drink as with pineapple,grape,orange,guava juices. Give it a shot.
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Re: fuck you gatorade [Re: T-Rex]
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Yeah, I can't stand overly sugary shit, so who knows maybe I'll like it. I've honestly never seen it in a store before, but that could be because I've just never paid attention.
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Gatorade is gross.
I like the aloe Vera juices with chunks of coconut. Yum. Full of electrolytes and quite hydrating. I even find organic ones at the 99 cent store
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fuck sports drink all together , all about water and dr pepper occasionally
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Re: fuck you gatorade [Re: PLOWTO]
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I can actually agree with that, water with occasional dr pepper (best soda) But I also am a sucker for energy drinks, I love my caffeine
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yeah , i wish i could drink red bull and rockstar without the caffeine , shits good tasting but i can't have caffeine all the time .
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Re: fuck you gatorade [Re: PLOWTO]
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I wish I could drink redbulls with double the caffeine  I used to drink 7-8 cups of very strong moka pot coffee I have friends that will get some serious shakes off one cup of my strong ass coffee
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wow , just smoke some crack already , or at least a little meth snorted if you like being stimulated that much .
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Re: fuck you gatorade [Re: PLOWTO]
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I do meth every once in a while, it lasts too long for me, and crack doesn't last long enough
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volcomstoner said: I wish I could drink redbulls with double the caffeine  I used to drink 7-8 cups of very strong moka pot coffee I have friends that will get some serious shakes off one cup of my strong ass coffee
I literally get violently ill off even one cup of strong coffee..it seems im hyper sensitive to coffee caffeine,,i get super wired right away off just about any coffee..i use coffee every morning to purge evilness and toxicisity 
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Yes, you are missing out. It's LOADED with electrolytes, (and potassium..more potassium than a banana) Its super hydrating. Just don't drink too much at the same time. You can get the runs. Water is the best rehydration drink. But coconut water is fucking awesome when you have sweated out all those salts.
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Re: fuck you gatorade [Re: Legend]
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SnowDaze said: who the fuck thinks coconut water is a sports drink
because of the electrolyte?

It's what plants crave.
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i tried that cucmber. it wasnt bad jst tasted really weird as a drink. didnt feel right lol. white cherry is best.
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learning sponge said: no allsport drinkers
It's all over michigan, you can get a couple flavors the last I seen it, drank it, but didnt taste like it used to....
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Cucumber lime gatorade is nectar from thy gods, coconut water is nectar from thy mother earth. Love em both.
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Demonic_Chronic said: Cucumber lime gatorade is nectar from thy gods, coconut water is nectar from thy mother earth. Love em both.
DC
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Oh I love cucumbers, and that gatorade is so intensly delicious its not even funny. Also prob. the most thirst quenching any-ade ive ever had.
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Demonic_Chronic said: Oh I love cucumbers, and that gatorade is so intensly delicious its not even funny. Also prob. the most thirst quenching any-ade ive ever had.
DC
nah...ill eat cucmber in a salad but that's it...my GF gets em on her subway and I think that's a bit gross...when I drink any powerade or Gatorade I like to water it down..IMO gtorade is especially salty and syrippy..if its warm forget it too... the worst Gatorade ever is th rain series and this G2 shit
I feel the x-factor series was the best flavors along with the frost series..its beyond me why the fuck they got rid of them
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