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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: Khii Khwaay]
    #19081867 - 11/03/13 06:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Khii Khwaay said:
Yeah, I guess I will have to break down the dam. I really don't want to get in the water, though. It's pretty cold now.

Is there any special trick to destroying a beaver dam?



I feel you. It would take a long time to dismantle a dam by hand, and the beavers would likely repair it as soon as you left. I would recommend looking into tannerite or an otherwise (dare I say it?) improvised explosive. Lodge a jug of explosives into the beaver lodge and shoot at it from a distance with that trusty gun of yours, and hopefully you will blow the dam to bits. If you see the beavers beginning to reform the dam over the next few days, you might need to take out another one.


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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: Khii Khwaay]
    #19081926 - 11/03/13 06:38 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Didn't some guy in Poland or somewhere like that get killed by a beaver recently?



No but I killed a beaver with my little polish guy


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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: mylfgur]
    #19081940 - 11/03/13 06:41 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Holy shit, the cops would be there so fast if I set off a bomb!

If I had a place that with enough privacy to set off bombs when I wanted to, I probably wouldn't be on the shroomery right now.

I'll probably throw a boat anchor on a chain in there and try to rip it out with the atv.


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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19081943 - 11/03/13 06:42 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:curbyourenthusiasm:


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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: trekie]
    #19081944 - 11/03/13 06:42 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Why did you have to get rid of the beaver pond?  I mean I can understand that there are legit reasons because they really are quite onerous but why there?  Was the field being farmed?  I'm not judging, I'm just asking.


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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19081951 - 11/03/13 06:44 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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mjmihalov said:
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I LOL'ed intensely.






^^^

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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: zappaisgod]
    #19081958 - 11/03/13 06:44 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

There's no crop in the field right now, but if it floods before the winter freeze it will be a nightmare come spring.


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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: Khii Khwaay]
    #19081982 - 11/03/13 06:48 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

On the other hand, it would make for an awesome ice rink.


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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: Khii Khwaay]
    #19082012 - 11/03/13 06:55 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I know they're a huge pain in the ass.


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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: Khii Khwaay] * 1
    #19082133 - 11/03/13 07:25 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Are you going to eat the beaver? Real men always eat the beaver.


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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #19082192 - 11/03/13 07:36 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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NotTheDevil said:
Bombs?



this is actually fairly accurate i believe

dynamite


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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: hidenseek1]
    #19082215 - 11/03/13 07:43 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Die no miiiiight!


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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19082230 - 11/03/13 07:46 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: Tmethyl]
    #19082273 - 11/03/13 07:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Tmethyl said:
I LOL'ed intensely.




heh heh.

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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: XUL]
    #19082815 - 11/03/13 09:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Next time try to salvage the body, it has helped me feel guilt free in the past. It's hard to feel bad about surviving, try eating the beaver! Sounds good to me, though I still haven't tried grey squirrel yet.  :laugh:


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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: XUL]
    #19082819 - 11/03/13 09:41 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

look out man they might go to war against you now :uptosomething: :lol:


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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: PanGaia]
    #19082825 - 11/03/13 09:42 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Yes, you have eat the beaver, it's the only way to right your wrong.


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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19082843 - 11/03/13 09:45 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Eat that beaver op  :eatingout:


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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: The5thElement]
    #19082856 - 11/03/13 09:48 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

OP hould be ashamed for not eating the beaver, you always eat the beaver.Eat that beaver like it's the last beaver you'll ever eat.

beaver eater, ten maybe she'll work extra hard while slobbing on your fuck stick


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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: The5thElement]
    #19082861 - 11/03/13 09:49 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i thought surely there was going to be a cum shot in here


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