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InvisibleKhii Khwaay
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I had to shoot a beaver today.
    #19081667 - 11/03/13 05:52 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I wish I didn't have to, and I still feel kind of bad about it, but it was a choice between him and about 15 acres of otherwise dry land.

I went to my parent's farm today, and the beavers had built a pretty big dam at the mouth of a creek that drains 2 big fields. Another 6 inches and both of them would have been underwater. Normally, there is a local trapper that takes a few of them every fall, but he hasn't shown up since his dog died.

So, I set up by the dam in the evening and I shot one. I don't really like killing things for no reason, but what the hell could I do?

There's at least two more of them down there. I hope after tonight they just fuck off, but if I have to drop another one, I guess that's what I'll do.


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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: Khii Khwaay] * 1
    #19081673 - 11/03/13 05:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

You're going to have to destroy the dam they made, and wait for them to return.  Beavers are really fucking nasty pests, you gotta do what you gotta do.


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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #19081723 - 11/03/13 06:02 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Well you didn't exactly kill them for no reason then, I suppose. Agreeing with Mush, I would definitely destroy the dam if I were you. Like the bees that try to nest on my deck, if you destroy their homes repeatedly they will likely find another place to live.


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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: mylfgur]
    #19081734 - 11/03/13 06:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I LOL'ed intensely.


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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: Tmethyl]
    #19081742 - 11/03/13 06:07 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Tmethyl said:
I LOL'ed intensely.




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InvisibleKhii Khwaay
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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: mylfgur]
    #19081758 - 11/03/13 06:10 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah, I guess I will have to break down the dam. I really don't want to get in the water, though. It's pretty cold now.

Is there any special trick to destroying a beaver dam?


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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: Khii Khwaay]
    #19081766 - 11/03/13 06:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Bombs?


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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19081769 - 11/03/13 06:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Lol you didn't kill them for no reason, the fuck you talkin about boy
You wouldn't last a day where I grew up


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InvisibleKhii Khwaay
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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: Tmethyl]
    #19081773 - 11/03/13 06:12 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Why? What's so funny? Is it because I shot it, or because I'm a pussy for feeling bad?


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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19081783 - 11/03/13 06:14 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I thought for sure that was going to a sexual euphemism and this thread was going to explain it.

Dissapoint.


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InvisibleKhii Khwaay
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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19081789 - 11/03/13 06:14 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

volcomstoner said:
Lol you didn't kill them for no reason, the fuck you talkin about boy
You wouldn't last a day where I grew up




Oh, I've killed my share of animals in my life, but they've gone to good use. I guess I feel bad because this one just floated down the river afterwards.


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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19081792 - 11/03/13 06:15 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

mjmihalov said:
I thought for sure that was going to a sexual euphemism and this thread was going to explain it.

Dissapoint.



That's what I thought as well, then I was going to make a sexual joke but then I kind of forgot. Gotta step it up tonight


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InvisibleKhii Khwaay
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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19081804 - 11/03/13 06:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

mjmihalov said:
I thought for sure that was going to a sexual euphemism and this thread was going to explain it.

Dissapoint.




I've been on some serious beaver hunts in my time, the details of which are far too lewd to be talked about even here.


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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: Khii Khwaay]
    #19081805 - 11/03/13 06:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Khii Khwaay said:
Quote:

volcomstoner said:
Lol you didn't kill them for no reason, the fuck you talkin about boy
You wouldn't last a day where I grew up




Oh, I've killed my share of animals in my life, but they've gone to good use. I guess I feel bad because this one just floated down the river afterwards.




I'm sure it ended up feeding something.


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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19081810 - 11/03/13 06:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

volcomstoner said:
Quote:

mjmihalov said:
I thought for sure that was going to a sexual euphemism and this thread was going to explain it.

Dissapoint.



That's what I thought as well, then I was going to make a sexual joke but then I kind of forgot. Gotta step it up tonight




Step ya game up, brahh.


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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19081812 - 11/03/13 06:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

The Canadian rite of passage.

Don't get too close to the beaver, they can be very aggressive


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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19081816 - 11/03/13 06:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Tmethyl said:
I LOL'ed intensely.



Quote:

mjmihalov said:
Quote:

Tmethyl said:
I LOL'ed intensely.







I wish I knew what was so funny
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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: mylfgur]
    #19081824 - 11/03/13 06:20 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

mylfgur said:
Quote:

Tmethyl said:
I LOL'ed intensely.



Quote:

mjmihalov said:
Quote:

Tmethyl said:
I LOL'ed intensely.







I wish I knew what was so funny
:mygoditsfullofstars:




Beavers.


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InvisibleKhii Khwaay
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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: Patlal]
    #19081837 - 11/03/13 06:22 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Didn't some guy in Poland or somewhere like that get killed by a beaver recently?


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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19081851 - 11/03/13 06:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Make yourself a hat out of the first one then slippers. or moccasins if you are a lesbian.
You didnt kill them for no reasonop. but not a huge fan of any rodent

You had the right to kill em kill em all.


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