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Khii Khwaay
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I had to shoot a beaver today.
#19081667 - 11/03/13 05:52 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I wish I didn't have to, and I still feel kind of bad about it, but it was a choice between him and about 15 acres of otherwise dry land.
I went to my parent's farm today, and the beavers had built a pretty big dam at the mouth of a creek that drains 2 big fields. Another 6 inches and both of them would have been underwater. Normally, there is a local trapper that takes a few of them every fall, but he hasn't shown up since his dog died.
So, I set up by the dam in the evening and I shot one. I don't really like killing things for no reason, but what the hell could I do?
There's at least two more of them down there. I hope after tonight they just fuck off, but if I have to drop another one, I guess that's what I'll do.
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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: Khii Khwaay] 1
#19081673 - 11/03/13 05:53 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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You're going to have to destroy the dam they made, and wait for them to return. Beavers are really fucking nasty pests, you gotta do what you gotta do.
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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: Mush4Brains]
#19081723 - 11/03/13 06:02 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Well you didn't exactly kill them for no reason then, I suppose. Agreeing with Mush, I would definitely destroy the dam if I were you. Like the bees that try to nest on my deck, if you destroy their homes repeatedly they will likely find another place to live.
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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: mylfgur]
#19081734 - 11/03/13 06:05 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I LOL'ed intensely.
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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: Tmethyl]
#19081742 - 11/03/13 06:07 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Tmethyl said: I LOL'ed intensely.
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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: mylfgur]
#19081758 - 11/03/13 06:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yeah, I guess I will have to break down the dam. I really don't want to get in the water, though. It's pretty cold now.
Is there any special trick to destroying a beaver dam?
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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: Khii Khwaay]
#19081766 - 11/03/13 06:11 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Bombs?
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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19081769 - 11/03/13 06:11 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Lol you didn't kill them for no reason, the fuck you talkin about boy You wouldn't last a day where I grew up
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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: Tmethyl]
#19081773 - 11/03/13 06:12 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Why? What's so funny? Is it because I shot it, or because I'm a pussy for feeling bad?
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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: volcomstoner]
#19081783 - 11/03/13 06:14 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I thought for sure that was going to a sexual euphemism and this thread was going to explain it.
Dissapoint.
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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: volcomstoner]
#19081789 - 11/03/13 06:14 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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volcomstoner said: Lol you didn't kill them for no reason, the fuck you talkin about boy You wouldn't last a day where I grew up
Oh, I've killed my share of animals in my life, but they've gone to good use. I guess I feel bad because this one just floated down the river afterwards.
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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19081792 - 11/03/13 06:15 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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mjmihalov said: I thought for sure that was going to a sexual euphemism and this thread was going to explain it.
Dissapoint.
That's what I thought as well, then I was going to make a sexual joke but then I kind of forgot. Gotta step it up tonight
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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19081804 - 11/03/13 06:17 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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mjmihalov said: I thought for sure that was going to a sexual euphemism and this thread was going to explain it.
Dissapoint.
I've been on some serious beaver hunts in my time, the details of which are far too lewd to be talked about even here.
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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: Khii Khwaay]
#19081805 - 11/03/13 06:17 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Khii Khwaay said:
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volcomstoner said: Lol you didn't kill them for no reason, the fuck you talkin about boy You wouldn't last a day where I grew up
Oh, I've killed my share of animals in my life, but they've gone to good use. I guess I feel bad because this one just floated down the river afterwards.
I'm sure it ended up feeding something.
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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: volcomstoner]
#19081810 - 11/03/13 06:18 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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volcomstoner said:
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mjmihalov said: I thought for sure that was going to a sexual euphemism and this thread was going to explain it.
Dissapoint.
That's what I thought as well, then I was going to make a sexual joke but then I kind of forgot. Gotta step it up tonight
Step ya game up, brahh.
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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: volcomstoner]
#19081812 - 11/03/13 06:18 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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The Canadian rite of passage.
Don't get too close to the beaver, they can be very aggressive
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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19081816 - 11/03/13 06:18 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Tmethyl said: I LOL'ed intensely.
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mjmihalov said:
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Tmethyl said: I LOL'ed intensely.
I wish I knew what was so funny
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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: mylfgur]
#19081824 - 11/03/13 06:20 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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mylfgur said:
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Tmethyl said: I LOL'ed intensely.
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mjmihalov said:
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Tmethyl said: I LOL'ed intensely.
I wish I knew what was so funny

Beavers.
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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: Patlal]
#19081837 - 11/03/13 06:22 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Didn't some guy in Poland or somewhere like that get killed by a beaver recently?
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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19081851 - 11/03/13 06:24 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Make yourself a hat out of the first one then slippers. or moccasins if you are a lesbian. You didnt kill them for no reasonop. but not a huge fan of any rodent
You had the right to kill em kill em all.
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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: Khii Khwaay]
#19081867 - 11/03/13 06:28 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Khii Khwaay said: Yeah, I guess I will have to break down the dam. I really don't want to get in the water, though. It's pretty cold now.
Is there any special trick to destroying a beaver dam?
I feel you. It would take a long time to dismantle a dam by hand, and the beavers would likely repair it as soon as you left. I would recommend looking into tannerite or an otherwise (dare I say it?) improvised explosive. Lodge a jug of explosives into the beaver lodge and shoot at it from a distance with that trusty gun of yours, and hopefully you will blow the dam to bits. If you see the beavers beginning to reform the dam over the next few days, you might need to take out another one.
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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: Khii Khwaay]
#19081926 - 11/03/13 06:38 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Khii Khwaay said: Didn't some guy in Poland or somewhere like that get killed by a beaver recently?
No but I killed a beaver with my little polish guy
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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: mylfgur]
#19081940 - 11/03/13 06:41 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Holy shit, the cops would be there so fast if I set off a bomb!
If I had a place that with enough privacy to set off bombs when I wanted to, I probably wouldn't be on the shroomery right now.
I'll probably throw a boat anchor on a chain in there and try to rip it out with the atv.
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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: volcomstoner]
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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: trekie]
#19081944 - 11/03/13 06:42 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Why did you have to get rid of the beaver pond? I mean I can understand that there are legit reasons because they really are quite onerous but why there? Was the field being farmed? I'm not judging, I'm just asking.
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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19081951 - 11/03/13 06:44 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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mjmihalov said:
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Tmethyl said: I LOL'ed intensely.
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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: zappaisgod]
#19081958 - 11/03/13 06:44 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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There's no crop in the field right now, but if it floods before the winter freeze it will be a nightmare come spring.
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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: Khii Khwaay]
#19081982 - 11/03/13 06:48 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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On the other hand, it would make for an awesome ice rink.
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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: Khii Khwaay]
#19082012 - 11/03/13 06:55 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I know they're a huge pain in the ass.
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Are you going to eat the beaver? Real men always eat the beaver.
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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: NotTheDevil]
#19082192 - 11/03/13 07:36 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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NotTheDevil said: Bombs?
this is actually fairly accurate i believe
dynamite
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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: hidenseek1]
#19082215 - 11/03/13 07:43 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Die no miiiiight!
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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: volcomstoner]
#19082230 - 11/03/13 07:46 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: Tmethyl]
#19082273 - 11/03/13 07:53 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Tmethyl said: I LOL'ed intensely.
heh heh.
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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: XUL]
#19082815 - 11/03/13 09:40 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Next time try to salvage the body, it has helped me feel guilt free in the past. It's hard to feel bad about surviving, try eating the beaver! Sounds good to me, though I still haven't tried grey squirrel yet.
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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: XUL]
#19082819 - 11/03/13 09:41 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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look out man they might go to war against you now
Edited by watermelon mon (11/03/13 09:42 PM)
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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: PanGaia]
#19082825 - 11/03/13 09:42 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yes, you have eat the beaver, it's the only way to right your wrong.
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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19082843 - 11/03/13 09:45 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Eat that beaver op
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OP hould be ashamed for not eating the beaver, you always eat the beaver.Eat that beaver like it's the last beaver you'll ever eat.
beaver eater, ten maybe she'll work extra hard while slobbing on your fuck stick
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i thought surely there was going to be a cum shot in here
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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: SurReality]
#19082873 - 11/03/13 09:51 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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 Ask and you shall recieve
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hmmm she's pretty old and nasty looking, I should have searched slightly harder
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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: SurReality]
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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: volcomstoner]
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Yeh, she didn't even get shot in the beaver; fail.
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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19082886 - 11/03/13 09:53 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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except the pic is a face shot not a beaver shot
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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: volcomstoner]
#19082887 - 11/03/13 09:53 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I would have went with a brunette lady but that's just personal preference tbh
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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: SurReality]
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well goddamn it nobody was specific
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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: volcomstoner]
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OP was pretty specific
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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: volcomstoner]
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I had to shoot a beaver today
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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19082900 - 11/03/13 09:56 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Fcuk you and your logic
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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: volcomstoner]
#19082918 - 11/03/13 09:58 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I like the second pic better
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yeah me too much improvement so bangin wow cumshot much doge approve
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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: Khii Khwaay]
#19082956 - 11/03/13 10:05 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Did you eat it's tail?
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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: nicechrisman]
#19083179 - 11/03/13 10:57 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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umm op.. have you tried asking them nicely if they could leave?
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Re: I had to shoot a beaver today. [Re: Khii Khwaay]
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Khii Khwaay said: Yeah, I guess I will have to break down the dam. I really don't want to get in the water, though. It's pretty cold now.
Is there any special trick to destroying a beaver dam?
A track hoe comes to mind but they will rebuild it in a few days best to call the game warden and have them removed and transplanted elsewhere.
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