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InvisibleDemonic_Chronic
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Ugh My stomach feels solid, I have to poop!...Drinking coffee to help but no go..
    #19080749 - 11/03/13 02:59 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Usually coffee clears me right up but right now I cant clear it out....This sucks cuz I cant move very much, im hindered by this..

:wtfsonic:

Also doesnt help that im taking a tolerance break from amphetamines... Those usually make me shit right away.

DC


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The Real violence, the violence that I realized was unforgiveable
Is the violence that we do to ourselves
When we are too afraid to be, who we really are.


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Offlinedontknow
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Re: Ugh My stomach feels solid, I have to poop!...Drinking coffee to help but no go.. [Re: Demonic_Chronic] * 1
    #19080756 - 11/03/13 03:01 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

When I was constipated as a kid my mom would stick a pill up my butt. Forgot the name of it, i'll see if she has more for you


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Re: Ugh My stomach feels solid, I have to poop!...Drinking coffee to help but no go.. [Re: Demonic_Chronic]
    #19080766 - 11/03/13 03:02 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Exercise intensely for a few minutes, preferably hop on a bicycle and just ride around until you feel yourself loosen up.


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OfflineThe5thElement
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Re: Ugh My stomach feels solid, I have to poop!...Drinking coffee to help but no go.. [Re: dontknow]
    #19080767 - 11/03/13 03:02 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

HAHA, your mom put her finger in your butt.


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Re: Ugh My stomach feels solid, I have to poop!...Drinking coffee to help but no go.. [Re: The5thElement]
    #19080782 - 11/03/13 03:05 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah maybe that's why I enjoy sticking my own up there now


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The discerning heart seeks knowledge, but the mouth of a fool feeds on folly. -Proverbs 15:14

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InvisibleDemonic_Chronic
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Re: Ugh My stomach feels solid, I have to poop!...Drinking coffee to help but no go.. [Re: The5thElement]
    #19080785 - 11/03/13 03:05 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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The5thElement said:
HAHA, your mom put her finger in your butt.




Lol my thoughts exactly :tongue:

DC


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The Real violence, the violence that I realized was unforgiveable
Is the violence that we do to ourselves
When we are too afraid to be, who we really are.


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Re: Ugh My stomach feels solid, I have to poop!...Drinking coffee to help but no go.. [Re: Demonic_Chronic]
    #19080791 - 11/03/13 03:06 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Have a cigarette or two... That ought to get those bowels moving


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Re: Ugh My stomach feels solid, I have to poop!...Drinking coffee to help but no go.. [Re: Ojom]
    #19080818 - 11/03/13 03:12 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah im about to go have another and grab another cup of coffee. Hopefully I can release this beast soon.

Drinking for 4 days straight probably didnt help either.

DC


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The Real violence, the violence that I realized was unforgiveable
Is the violence that we do to ourselves
When we are too afraid to be, who we really are.


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Re: Ugh My stomach feels solid, I have to poop!...Drinking coffee to help but no go.. [Re: dontknow]
    #19080833 - 11/03/13 03:14 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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dontknow said:
Yeah maybe that's why I enjoy sticking my own up there now





Makes sense :shrug:


I hear getting your ass eaten out feels amazing X 1000


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Re: Ugh My stomach feels solid, I have to poop!...Drinking coffee to help but no go.. [Re: Demonic_Chronic]
    #19080837 - 11/03/13 03:15 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Demonic_Chronic said:
Yeah im about to go have another and grab another cup of coffee. Hopefully I can release this beast soon.

Drinking for 4 days straight probably didnt help either.

DC



I can't stress this enough, go out and exercise. Hop on a bike and ride around your hood for 15 minutes with as much speed as possible.


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Re: Ugh My stomach feels solid, I have to poop!...Drinking coffee to help but no go.. [Re: Demonic_Chronic]
    #19080838 - 11/03/13 03:15 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Coffee is good for stimulating the intestines, but you also need high quality fiber and liquid, such as pineapples and cantaloupes.


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Re: Ugh My stomach feels solid, I have to poop!...Drinking coffee to help but no go.. [Re: The5thElement]
    #19080862 - 11/03/13 03:18 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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The5thElement said:
Quote:

dontknow said:
Yeah maybe that's why I enjoy sticking my own up there now





Makes sense :shrug:


I hear getting your ass eaten out feels amazing X 1000




Cant get my girl to do this het she loves it done to her. BULLSHIT


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Re: Ugh My stomach feels solid, I have to poop!...Drinking coffee to help but no go.. [Re: Mescalean]
    #19080869 - 11/03/13 03:19 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Tell her you only get what you give


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Re: Ugh My stomach feels solid, I have to poop!...Drinking coffee to help but no go.. [Re: dontknow]
    #19080885 - 11/03/13 03:22 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Milk of Magnesia broski :thumbup:


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Re: Ugh My stomach feels solid, I have to poop!...Drinking coffee to help but no go.. [Re: Mescalean]
    #19080891 - 11/03/13 03:23 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Mescalean said:
Cant get my girl to do this het she loves it done to her. BULLSHIT




Here's an idea for those apprehensive or unwilling to do this. The recipient can treat the outside of the anus with a water-based iodine solution (i.e. povidone-iodine mixed with water) for ~10 minutes. This should effectively eliminate any foul tasting/smelling residues. A regular soap and water wash should be used prior to the treatment as well.


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