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Marlboro "Smoothes"
    #19077935 - 11/02/13 11:51 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I feel like I've been smoking Andes Mints.

I'm quitting (again) anyway but holy fuck... are these supposed to be some sort of novelty doo-dah? Marlboro's answer to Jones Soda's Turkey-flavored beverage?


Don't do this to yourselves. But if you want to, I'm down to trade the rest of the pack. If that's legal. If not, I'm not down. Mods, the conditional structures render this paragraph impervious to offering/suggesting anything illegal.


In fact I wouldn't do that to you. You don't want your lung cancer smelling minty, do you? :hmm:


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Re: Marlboro "Smoothes" [Re: st1llnox]
    #19077976 - 11/02/13 11:58 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Smooths are nice while rolling.


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Re: Marlboro "Smoothes" [Re: Mush4Brains] * 1
    #19077983 - 11/03/13 12:00 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I used to smoke smoothes on meth binges because they were the cheap promotional price. I agree they taste like andes mintes. Too bad evileye can't try them because he's to young to buy cigs


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Re: Marlboro "Smoothes" [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #19077993 - 11/03/13 12:02 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I like them rolling too.
They've been out 5-6 years or so, and came out BOGO for the first few months. Rare to see one of those anymore.

Some more expensive cigarettes using real mint taste similar.


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Re: Marlboro "Smoothes" [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19077995 - 11/03/13 12:02 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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volcomstoner said:
I used to smoke smoothes on meth binges because they were the cheap promotional price. I agree they taste like andes mintes. Too bad evileye can't try them because he's to young to buy cigs



:rofl:


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Re: Marlboro "Smoothes" [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #19078142 - 11/03/13 12:33 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Those are still around!?
Sheesh-Go figure

Used to get 'em back when they were still BOGO, way back when; then those ridiculous Camel "Crush"es came out cheaper

Smooths are too minty for me, TBH; but it makes up for Marlboro tobacco's stale oiliness (at least in my taste)

Never smoked 'em when rolling, though
Now THAT sounds enticing, fucking trip o.o

Now-a-days, I don't always smoke menthols...
But when I do, I usually spring for Newports ^.^


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Re: Marlboro "Smoothes" [Re: RiverRat427]
    #19078150 - 11/03/13 12:34 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Every time I see this thread I read it as "Marlboro "Smoothies""
:projectile:


Edited by NotTheDevil (11/03/13 12:34 AM)


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Re: Marlboro "Smoothes" [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #19078231 - 11/03/13 12:52 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

used to always call them smoothies, when I was in highschool


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Re: Marlboro "Smoothes" [Re: volcomstoner] * 1
    #19078232 - 11/03/13 12:52 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

fuck wrong person lol


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Re: Marlboro "Smoothes" [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19078277 - 11/03/13 01:05 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I like smooths, but I get sick.of them about half a pack in


I used to smoke them when my ex was into em.


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Re: Marlboro "Smoothes" [Re: Legend] * 1
    #19078315 - 11/03/13 01:20 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

bend over rover....:bendoverrover:


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Re: Marlboro "Smoothes" [Re: jboredone] * 2
    #19078325 - 11/03/13 01:25 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

did anyone else think the title was talking about a tobacco ice blended drink?


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Re: Marlboro "Smoothes" [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #19078340 - 11/03/13 01:33 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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NotTheDevil said:
Every time I see this thread I read it as "Marlboro "Smoothies""
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Re: Marlboro "Smoothes" [Re: SurReality]
    #19078351 - 11/03/13 01:39 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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SurReality said:
did anyone else think the title was talking about a tobacco ice blended drink?




No.


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Re: Marlboro "Smoothes" [Re: st1llnox]
    #19078558 - 11/03/13 01:23 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

smooths are so yuck !! i hate menthol too. i smoke like, 3 cigarettes an hour.. ive been trying to count


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Re: Marlboro "Smoothes" [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #19078575 - 11/03/13 01:29 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

When I am in the mood for a menthol I like Smooth 100's. They are nice and tall and taste like fucking candy. First had them on a few day amphetamine binge and fell in love with them for a while. It's goddamn euphoric.


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Re: Marlboro "Smoothes" [Re: 28064212]
    #19078683 - 11/03/13 02:26 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Funking disgusting worse than newports maybe the worst cig ever.


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Re: Marlboro "Smoothes" [Re: SurReality]
    #19078766 - 11/03/13 03:52 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

SurReality said:
did anyone else think the title was talking about a tobacco ice blended drink?



:solidnod:


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Re: Marlboro "Smoothes" [Re: st1llnox] * 1
    #19078780 - 11/03/13 04:07 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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st1llnox said:

I'm quitting (again) anyway




Make up your mind so firmly that you will stay quit for months, and the relief of not being a smokebot anymore will overcome any residual craving there might be.

Kill your desire to smoke by changing your mind on all its underlying assumptions.  They are falsehoods, nothing justifies maintaining a constant costly inconvenience that keeps you in diminished health and cumulatively damages your system.

You're taking cumulative carcinogenic poison. Its like taking a sip of gas whenever you fill up the gas tank, a bad habit that defies sound life choices logic.

If you wanna be addicted be addicted to something that makes you feel awesome in exchange for some of your health and wellbeing. Cigarettes, taking hard drug health risks for a mere passtime, is illogical.


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Re: Marlboro "Smoothes" [Re: Asante]
    #19079721 - 11/03/13 10:48 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

@Legend and like 3 other ppl, the very first or second one of these was pretty cool but now it just makes my throat feel like a charred Hallmark store lol.

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NotTheDevil said:
Every time I see this thread I read it as "Marlboro "Smoothies""
:projectile:




Lol I just kind of noticed that since I woke up into a much-less-impaired state (I think I'm on DXM's bad side now).
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Wiccan_Seeker said:
Quote:

st1llnox said:

I'm quitting (again) anyway




Make up your mind so firmly that you will stay quit for months, and the relief of not being a smokebot anymore will overcome any residual craving there might be.

Kill your desire to smoke by changing your mind on all its underlying assumptions.  They are falsehoods, nothing justifies maintaining a constant costly inconvenience that keeps you in diminished health and cumulatively damages your system.

You're taking cumulative carcinogenic poison. Its like taking a sip of gas whenever you fill up the gas tank, a bad habit that defies sound life choices logic.

If you wanna be addicted be addicted to something that makes you feel awesome in exchange for some of your health and wellbeing. Cigarettes, taking hard drug health risks for a mere passtime, is illogical.





Man well said as always.

I'm also going to try the "do something incompatible" trick... I started running again for several days a couple weeks back and DAMN IT FELT GOOD. I think when I crave I'll just do that.

I don't think I'm going to mess with nicotine replacement this time around. Seems like a way to drag out cravings over months or weeks. I also enrolled in a study that (from what I gather) is going to send me helpful text messages every day with tips and positive affirmation, plus I'll get $80 if I complete the study :aweyeah:.


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