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skatealex2
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What if instead of a resume you showed an employer your shroomery account?
#19078209 - 11/03/13 12:47 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Do you think that would make them more likely to hire you?
Edited by skatealex2 (11/03/13 12:48 AM)
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NotTheDevil
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Re: What if instead of a resume you showed an employer your shroomery account? [Re: skatealex2]
#19078224 - 11/03/13 12:50 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Absolutely, We are applying to the foreskin and humor clinic, right???
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Re: What if instead of a resume you showed an employer your shroomery account? [Re: skatealex2] 2
#19078230 - 11/03/13 12:51 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I would be given his gob by him starting immediately with pay increase sign on bonus 6 months paid vacation each year company car and his 18 year olds virginity.
what do you think would happen?
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Re: What if instead of a resume you showed an employer your shroomery account? [Re: fee]
#19078237 - 11/03/13 12:53 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I would get hired on the spot and for once Id hey MY dick sucked for klonopin, bitch
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Re: What if instead of a resume you showed an employer your shroomery account? [Re: fee]
#19078245 - 11/03/13 12:55 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
NotTheDevil said: Absolutely, We are applying to the foreskin and humor clinic, right???
Ya any job really.
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fee said: I would be given his gob by him starting immediately with pay increase sign on bonus 6 months paid vacation each year company car and his 18 year olds virginity.
what do you think would happen?
It was an entertainment job I could see an employer digging the Shroomery. A more corporate job, who knows. Depends who's running the company I guess.
Edited by skatealex2 (11/03/13 12:55 AM)
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Re: What if instead of a resume you showed an employer your shroomery account? [Re: skatealex2] 2
#19078307 - 11/03/13 01:18 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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i'm starting a company and you're all hired. :cash:
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Re: What if instead of a resume you showed an employer your shroomery account? [Re: SurReality] 3
#19078322 - 11/03/13 01:22 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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well if i was applying for a head shop then i don't theink they would like my avatar....
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Re: What if instead of a resume you showed an employer your shroomery account? [Re: skatealex2]
#19078380 - 11/03/13 01:49 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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depends if i was on drugs or not
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Re: What if instead of a resume you showed an employer your shroomery account? [Re: Soulidarity] 4
#19078410 - 11/03/13 01:58 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Maybe if I was applying for a jail sentence.
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Re: What if instead of a resume you showed an employer your shroomery account? [Re: Legend]
#19078411 - 11/03/13 01:59 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: What if instead of a resume you showed an employer your shroomery account? [Re: skatealex2]
#19078422 - 11/03/13 01:03 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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depends on the boss. if you interview with some drug fiend, they'd give you the job hoping for a new hook-up.
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Re: What if instead of a resume you showed an employer your shroomery account? [Re: Legend]
#19078423 - 11/03/13 01:03 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I am glad I have the job I do....They don't give a fuck what you do as long as you are making the company a profit....I get paid production working on tractor parts....the more parts I put out the more I make.....they could care less if I snorted coke off the parts before i worked on them as long as i was making a profit for the company which I am one of the highest paid.......
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Re: What if instead of a resume you showed an employer your shroomery account? [Re: skatealex2]
#19078691 - 11/03/13 02:29 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
skatealex2 said:

wow I like this thing
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Re: What if instead of a resume you showed an employer your shroomery account? [Re: Legend]
#19078960 - 11/03/13 06:24 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Legend said: Maybe if I was applying for a jail sentence.
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Re: What if instead of a resume you showed an employer your shroomery account? [Re: xbloodwhipx]
#19079145 - 11/03/13 07:42 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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nah i'd get irl b&
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