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What if instead of a resume you showed an employer your shroomery account?
    #19078209 - 11/03/13 12:47 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Do you think that would make them more likely to hire you?




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Re: What if instead of a resume you showed an employer your shroomery account? [Re: skatealex2]
    #19078224 - 11/03/13 12:50 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Absolutely, We are applying to the foreskin and humor clinic, right???


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Re: What if instead of a resume you showed an employer your shroomery account? [Re: skatealex2] * 2
    #19078230 - 11/03/13 12:51 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I would be given his gob by him starting immediately with pay increase sign on bonus 6 months paid vacation each year company car and his 18 year olds virginity.


what do you think would happen?


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Re: What if instead of a resume you showed an employer your shroomery account? [Re: fee]
    #19078237 - 11/03/13 12:53 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I would get hired on the spot and for once Id hey MY dick sucked for klonopin, bitch


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Re: What if instead of a resume you showed an employer your shroomery account? [Re: fee]
    #19078245 - 11/03/13 12:55 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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NotTheDevil said:
Absolutely, We are applying to the foreskin and humor clinic, right???




Ya any job really.

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fee said:
I would be given his gob by him starting immediately with pay increase sign on bonus 6 months paid vacation each year company car and his 18 year olds virginity.


what do you think would happen?




It was an entertainment job I could see an employer digging the Shroomery.    A more corporate job, who knows.  Depends who's running the company I guess.


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Re: What if instead of a resume you showed an employer your shroomery account? [Re: skatealex2] * 2
    #19078307 - 11/03/13 01:18 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

i'm starting a company and you're all hired. :cash:


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Re: What if instead of a resume you showed an employer your shroomery account? [Re: SurReality] * 3
    #19078322 - 11/03/13 01:22 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

well if i was applying for a head shop then i don't theink they would like my avatar....:justdontknow:


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Re: What if instead of a resume you showed an employer your shroomery account? [Re: skatealex2]
    #19078380 - 11/03/13 01:49 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

depends if i was on drugs or not


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Re: What if instead of a resume you showed an employer your shroomery account? [Re: Soulidarity] * 4
    #19078410 - 11/03/13 01:58 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Maybe if I was applying for a jail sentence.


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Re: What if instead of a resume you showed an employer your shroomery account? [Re: Legend]
    #19078411 - 11/03/13 01:59 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:prettyflyforawhiteguy:


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Re: What if instead of a resume you showed an employer your shroomery account? [Re: skatealex2]
    #19078422 - 11/03/13 01:03 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

depends on the boss.
if you interview with some drug fiend, they'd give you the job hoping for a new hook-up.


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Re: What if instead of a resume you showed an employer your shroomery account? [Re: Legend]
    #19078423 - 11/03/13 01:03 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I am glad I have the job I do....They don't give a fuck what you do as long as you are making the company a profit....I get paid production working on tractor parts....the more parts I put out the more I make.....they could care less if I snorted coke off the parts before i worked on them as long as i was making a profit for the company which I  am one of the highest paid.......:jah:


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Re: What if instead of a resume you showed an employer your shroomery account? [Re: skatealex2]
    #19078691 - 11/03/13 02:29 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

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wow I like this thing


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Re: What if instead of a resume you showed an employer your shroomery account? [Re: Legend]
    #19078960 - 11/03/13 06:24 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Maybe if I was applying for a jail sentence.



:lolsy:


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Re: What if instead of a resume you showed an employer your shroomery account? [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #19079145 - 11/03/13 07:42 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

nah i'd get irl b&


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