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if someone you cared about was engulfed in flames
    #19077623 - 11/02/13 10:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

What would you do to put them out?

there's a fire extinguisher but it requires taking running up 3 flights of stairs to grab it
There's a sink nearby, but but no buckets, just a cup.
There's a cotton blanket, high chances of flammability.
Your bladder is full.

WHAT DO YOU DO???


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Re: if someone you cared about was engulfed in flames [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19077637 - 11/02/13 11:00 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

volcomstoner said:
What would you do to put them out?

there's a fire extinguisher but it requires taking running up 3 flights of stairs to grab it
There's a sink nearby, but but no buckets, just a cup.
There's a cotton blanket, high chances of flammability.
Your bladder is full.

WHAT DO YOU DO???



Wet the blanket, throw it on them


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Re: if someone you cared about was engulfed in flames [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19077649 - 11/02/13 11:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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volcomstoner said:
WHAT DO YOU DO???



I'll take their wallet and run.


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Re: if someone you cared about was engulfed in flames [Re: mellowparty]
    #19077659 - 11/02/13 11:04 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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NotTheDevil said:
Quote:

volcomstoner said:
What would you do to put them out?

there's a fire extinguisher but it requires taking running up 3 flights of stairs to grab it
There's a sink nearby, but but no buckets, just a cup.
There's a cotton blanket, high chances of flammability.
Your bladder is full.

WHAT DO YOU DO???



Wet the blanket, throw it on them



FUCK YOU AN YOUR LOGIC
okay the sink doesn;t work, but you have a full bladder, andyou also have aids. They obvioulsy have open sore son their body.

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mellowparty said:
Quote:

volcomstoner said:
WHAT DO YOU DO???



I'll take their wallet and run.



I like the way you think


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Re: if someone you cared about was engulfed in flames [Re: volcomstoner] * 2
    #19077696 - 11/02/13 11:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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volcomstoner said:
Quote:

NotTheDevil said:
Quote:

volcomstoner said:
What would you do to put them out?

there's a fire extinguisher but it requires taking running up 3 flights of stairs to grab it
There's a sink nearby, but but no buckets, just a cup.
There's a cotton blanket, high chances of flammability.
Your bladder is full.

WHAT DO YOU DO???



Wet the blanket, throw it on them



FUCK YOU AN YOUR LOGIC
okay the sink doesn;t work, but you have a full bladder, andyou also have aids. They obvioulsy have open sore son their body.

Quote:

mellowparty said:
Quote:

volcomstoner said:
WHAT DO YOU DO???



I'll take their wallet and run.



I like the way you think



Fine, dunk the blanket in the toilet and throw it on them


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Re: if someone you cared about was engulfed in flames [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #19077704 - 11/02/13 11:13 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Piss on them


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I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: if someone you cared about was engulfed in flames [Re: fee] * 2
    #19077751 - 11/02/13 11:22 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

grab a hold of them and burn to death together, because I care so much.


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Re: if someone you cared about was engulfed in flames [Re: mushroom_sandwich]
    #19077858 - 11/02/13 11:38 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

DSHSB anyone?


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Re: if someone you cared about was engulfed in flames [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19077878 - 11/02/13 11:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

A hot flaming butthole?

Yes, please! :hotidea:


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Re: if someone you cared about was engulfed in flames [Re: mellowparty]
    #19077883 - 11/02/13 11:41 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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A flaming butthole?



Sounds like sti11nox


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Re: if someone you cared about was engulfed in flames [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19077889 - 11/02/13 11:42 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:rofl:


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Re: if someone you cared about was engulfed in flames [Re: volcomstoner] * 3
    #19077896 - 11/02/13 11:44 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

volcomstoner said:
What would you do to put them out?

there's a fire extinguisher but it requires taking running up 3 flights of stairs to grab it
There's a sink nearby, but but no buckets, just a cup.
There's a cotton blanket, high chances of flammability.
Your bladder is full.

WHAT DO YOU DO???






WELL... First I would scream really loud for a few seconds just to really make them panic even more.

Then I would keep yelling "YOU ARE ON FIRE! HEY? DO YOU KNOW YOU ARE ON FIRE?"


Once they got really burnt up and freaked out I would grab ahold of their face with fire proof gloves and peer into their now shriveled eyeballs and scream- "ARE YOU SCARED? ARE YOU SCARED?"

And they would say "YES!"

And then I would go- "WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T BE! BECAUSE YOU'RE ON SCARE TACTICS!"

We would both laugh really hard and I would clinch it by going "Your friend Darius set you up!"

A few minutes later they would die as the fire ravaged and cooked their brains, then I would piss on their body to kill the flames, put in a good movie and eat some snacks.


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Re: if someone you cared about was engulfed in flames [Re: 28064212] * 1
    #19078002 - 11/03/13 12:04 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

LOL
fractal if you were on fire I'd video tapeit and post it on the shroomery and post "this is what weed does to you"
Love ya bro :hug:


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Re: if someone you cared about was engulfed in flames [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19078114 - 11/03/13 12:26 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Love you more

:hug:


I'd rather smoke erry day then be a filthy benzo addict like you :wink:

If you were on fire I would pee you out, but I would have recently fucked your mom so it would hurt really bad as I would still be hard so m ypee stream would get all choppy and split in two and I doubt I would be able to put out all the flames.

But I would video tape it and put as a warning on here to all the noobies who are thinking about popping just one 0.25mg xanax. they would see your burnt, urine soaked body and never touch a benzo in their life.


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Re: if someone you cared about was engulfed in flames [Re: 28064212]
    #19078120 - 11/03/13 12:27 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

LOL
Don't be a benzo junkie like me, you ever suck dick for klonopin? yeah it's not pretty hahah


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Re: if someone you cared about was engulfed in flames [Re: 28064212]
    #19078123 - 11/03/13 12:28 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

hope u know i am joking and love u more than life itself

and don't worry I am a filthy benzo addict too :hug:


shit got too real there and I felt bad, but I still had to post it. :rofl2:
hope you appreciate it


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Re: if someone you cared about was engulfed in flames [Re: 28064212] * 2
    #19078126 - 11/03/13 12:29 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

lol bro not a goddamn thing you say could offend me, I know your kidding
:heart:
now lets go have hot gay sex you stud


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Re: if someone you cared about was engulfed in flames [Re: volcomstoner] * 2
    #19078129 - 11/03/13 12:30 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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you ever suck dick for klonopin?





Only every Tuesday at 6 AM in the Starbucks parking lot.
But not knonopin, just xanax. I do have standards, you know?


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Re: if someone you cared about was engulfed in flames [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19078151 - 11/03/13 12:34 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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lol bro not a goddamn thing you say could offend me, I know your kidding
:heart:
now lets go have hot gay sex you stud





:bashful:  :chalkup:  :pantytail:  :sexymeow:
SEND THAT NUTT UP MY BUTT
:wellhellothere:

but text me back first or else I will feel like you are just using me for my tight anus;)

did you see my texts?

PS I was meaning to tell you I watched the best movie ever on Halloween.
A little spooly but not too much, it's a psychedelic western starring Johnny Depp. It was so good. I think he channeled the :hst: in him a little. It was Breaking Bad-level good. That's the highest praise I know of.

You have to watch it. It's called Dead Man. Niel Young did the soundtrack.


It's easily in my top 10 favorite movies, along with Harold & Maude, All That Jazz, Moulin Rouge, Blue Velvet, Eraserhead and many other great pieces of cinema...


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Re: if someone you cared about was engulfed in flames [Re: NotTheDevil] * 2
    #19078157 - 11/03/13 12:36 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Fine, dunk the blanket in the toilet and throw it on them





:zoidberg:

i like this guy.


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