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Invisiblefee
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Re: Calling someone else's farts as a courtesy? (bear with me here...) [Re: leon trout]
    #19077014 - 11/02/13 08:42 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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leon trout said:
he was calling me a dolt, i think, 'cuz i called him out for pretending to be a super-genius... he doesn't like me much, i think...





It had the reply to, to me. I guess only smart people can figure out these features unlike the culprit. Sorry for assuming he called me a dolt.


So can anyone tell me what he meant but above post.


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: Calling someone else's farts as a courtesy? (bear with me here...) [Re: fee]
    #19077054 - 11/02/13 08:52 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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fee said:
Sorry for assuming he called me a dolt.




no worries brother... it gives me a warm fuzzy feeling all over when the super-genius looks down on me... if you need a little of that i'm more than willing to share...

as for what he meant with his gibberish, i think he meant to sound all smart & important, but came off sounding like a pretentious ass who confuses vocabulary with intelligence... but then who am i, just another fuckin' dolt...


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Re: Calling someone else's farts as a courtesy? (bear with me here...) [Re: leon trout]
    #19077152 - 11/02/13 09:13 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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leon trout said:
Quote:

fee said:
Sorry for assuming he called me a dolt.




no worries brother... it gives me a warm fuzzy feeling all over when the super-genius looks down on me... if you need a little of that i'm more than willing to share...

as for what he meant with his gibberish, i think he meant to sound all smart & important, but came off sounding like a pretentious ass who confuses vocabulary with intelligence... but then who am i, just another fuckin' dolt...





O sweet. He's the dumb dumb not me. Sweet.


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: Calling someone else's farts as a courtesy? (bear with me here...) [Re: SurReality]
    #19077710 - 11/02/13 11:14 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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SurReality said:
that doesn't make sense to claim someone else fart when its only you and them, you obviously both know who farted.





Pardon this most vacuous fish... I once made a dysphemism about this guy that was older than me that I then fucked that turned out to be a (legal! :phew:) high-schooler who had simply smoked cigarettes far longer than I had (and done meth, it turns out) and thus looked way older. Funny enough, I've actually run my own pedophile-hunting facebook group for a long time that's worked with handfuls of other such groups and taken down dozens of pages promoting child abuse (or propagating images thereof), and when I saw leon trout's enthusiasm, I invited him but he prefers to just look for areas where he can create friction and disrupt shit. Basically he's a bad, bad fish. A silly fish, really.

[Now one more comment and no flakes tonight, leon!]

That said, I think it'd be extra hilarious if you're claiming someone elses as your own if its just the two of you. Seriously... wouldn't that be the best job interview ever? I mean, you're out nothing pretty much... I just pictured the opposite scenario with a job candidate farting and claiming it, or the interviewer farting and claiming it, and I just don't see how it could be anything other than awesome lol.


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Re: Calling someone else's farts as a courtesy? (bear with me here...) [Re: st1llnox]
    #19077742 - 11/02/13 11:21 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

st1llnox said:
Quote:

SurReality said:
that doesn't make sense to claim someone else fart when its only you and them, you obviously both know who farted.





Pardon this most vacuous fish... I once made a dysphemism about this guy that was older than me that I then fucked that turned out to be a (legal! :phew:) high-schooler who had simply smoked cigarettes far longer than I had (and done meth, it turns out) and thus looked way older. Funny enough, I've actually run my own pedophile-hunting facebook group for a long time that's worked with handfuls of other such groups and taken down dozens of pages promoting child abuse (or propagating images thereof), and when I saw leon trout's enthusiasm, I invited him but he prefers to just look for areas where he can create friction and disrupt shit. Basically he's a bad, bad fish. A silly fish, really.

[Now one more comment and no flakes tonight, leon!]

That said, I think it'd be extra hilarious if you're claiming someone elses as your own if its just the two of you. Seriously... wouldn't that be the best job interview ever? I mean, you're out nothing pretty much... I just pictured the opposite scenario with a job candidate farting and claiming it, or the interviewer farting and claiming it, and I just don't see how it could be anything other than awesome lol.




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Re: Calling someone else's farts as a courtesy? (bear with me here...) [Re: st1llnox] * 2
    #19077743 - 11/02/13 11:21 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

How in the world do you have time for all this and the shroomery.

So your a, pedo hunter, gang adviser, spych assistant, code writer for medical machines, and last and most impressive of them all you work at McDonalds.


How in the world fo you do it?



I know he has me on ignore but I've noticed him take me off iggy I assume read my posts, then return the ignore.


I fucking love it.


CAN'T HANDLE IT, CAN'T HANDLE IT, CAN'T HANDLE IT, CAN'T HANDLE IT, CAN'T HANDLE IT, CAN'T HANDLE IT, CAN'T HANDLE IT, CAN'T HANDLE IT, CAN'T HANDLE IT, CAN'T HANDLE IT, CAN'T HANDLE IT, CAN'T HANDLE IT,


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: Calling someone else's farts as a courtesy? (bear with me here...) [Re: MilkdudTitties]
    #19077754 - 11/02/13 11:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Dude I mean there's such thing as a bad fish. That's all I'm saying. I knew my fish were bad when they went and died on me like 3 weeks ago. I actually cried :sad:.

RIP Kanye West and Dog. Spit on Leon when he gets to Fish Hell for me!!!


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st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam
Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
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Re: Calling someone else's farts as a courtesy? (bear with me here...) [Re: st1llnox]
    #19077764 - 11/02/13 11:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

st1llnox said:
Dude I mean there's such thing as a bad fish. That's all I'm saying. I knew my fish were bad when they went and died on me like 3 weeks ago. I actually cried :sad:.

RIP Kanye West and Dog. Spit on Leon when he gets to Fish Hell for me!!!




:facepalm:


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: Calling someone else's farts as a courtesy? (bear with me here...) [Re: fee]
    #19077818 - 11/02/13 11:33 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Well I'll go to college and I'll learn some big words and I'll talk real loud, God damn right I'll be heard
They'll remember that guy who said all those big words he must've learned in college.






@fee
Leon's 100% right


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Re: Calling someone else's farts as a courtesy? (bear with me here...) [Re: fee]
    #19077854 - 11/02/13 11:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

fee said:
How in the world do you have time for all this and the shroomery.

So your a, pedo hunter, gang adviser, spych assistant, code writer for medical machines, and last and most impressive of them all you work at McDonalds.


How in the world fo you do it?



I know he has me on ignore but I've noticed him take me off iggy I assume read my posts, then return the ignore.


I fucking love it.


CAN'T HANDLE IT, CAN'T HANDLE IT, CAN'T HANDLE IT, CAN'T HANDLE IT, CAN'T HANDLE IT, CAN'T HANDLE IT, CAN'T HANDLE IT, CAN'T HANDLE IT, CAN'T HANDLE IT, CAN'T HANDLE IT, CAN'T HANDLE IT, CAN'T HANDLE IT,




HAHAHA. I KNOW. LOL. Also, he "use to roll with anonymous" but works at mcdonalds. Like shit, if you know the ins and outs of computers and can program at a high level what the fuck are you doing working at MCDONALDS?

I legitimately laughed at loud when I read that shit :laugh2:


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Re: Calling someone else's farts as a courtesy? (bear with me here...) [Re: Uzziel]
    #19077908 - 11/02/13 11:46 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Uzziel said:
HAHAHA. I KNOW. LOL. Also, he "use to roll with anonymous" but works at mcdonalds. Like shit, if you know the ins and outs of computers and can program at a high level what the fuck are you doing working at MCDONALDS?

I legitimately laughed at loud when I read that shit :laugh2:




l00l some of you guys are dumb, but there's a decent (but not quite majority chance) code I wrote in summers 2008-2010 made sure the EMR forms doctors are filling out on you are accurate, so you're welcome.

How I landed at McDonalds... long story :shrug:. I already decided on quitting McDick and if I can find another programmy-gig for the next few months, I've got a potential resume twofer until January. Otherwise, I just confirmed that there is indeed an internship waiting for me next semester with my buddy from the corporation we met at (summer 2009 as I recall), at his new full-time job :awesomenod:.

Ever had a judge drop 2 misdemeanors when your lawyer sent her your resume?



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Back, bitches.
st1lln0x: so i'm on weed, temazepam, adderall, dexedrine, dxm, dph, alcohol, nicotine, caffeine, tryptophan, GABA, and kratom
Cavemen_savemen: st1lln0x, do you feel like a robot yet?
st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam
Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
:crankey: IS LIFE SKULLFUCKING YOU!? HAVE SOME FREE MORALE! :awesomenod:
Click if you want to feel you alone can do it! Click if you want to feel confident and beastly! Click if you want courage to let go and move on! And click the message if you need someone to talk to -- I'll understand, even if we "hate" each other on here :hug: :sun:


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Re: Calling someone else's farts as a courtesy? (bear with me here...) [Re: Uzziel]
    #19077952 - 11/02/13 11:55 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Uzziel said:
what the fuck are you doing working at MCDONALDS?




aw man... don't knock him... he's figuring out a way to reprogram the POS there to hunt down pedos whilst simultaneously diverting packages of pasty meat-substitute to impoverished areas... all while solving cancer through dxm visions & cruising that fine underage ass working the counter... Barack Obama himself is pleased with St1ll's work, & is gonna nominate him for God during the month of july...

i'm gonna quote you one more time, stil, 'cuz yr just so damn quotable:

Quote:

st1llnox said:
Last underage guy I fucked sucked me off after I railed his ass without a condom.




:pedobearpancakes:


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Re: Calling someone else's farts as a courtesy? (bear with me here...) [Re: leon trout]
    #19078006 - 11/03/13 12:05 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

my gf says i fart on her in my sleep.

but after 5 years it a badge of honor if i can let one rip that still grosses her out lol.


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Re: Calling someone else's farts as a courtesy? (bear with me here...) [Re: evileye001] * 1
    #19078025 - 11/03/13 12:10 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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evileye001 said:
my gf says i fart on her in my sleep.

but after 5 years it a badge of honor if i can let one rip that still grosses her out lol.



Hey need help with your algebra homework this week? I wanna see my growing boy graduate with a good GPA


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Re: Calling someone else's farts as a courtesy? (bear with me here...) [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19078051 - 11/03/13 12:15 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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volcomstoner said:
Quote:

evileye001 said:
my gf says i fart on her in my sleep.

but after 5 years it a badge of honor if i can let one rip that still grosses her out lol.



Hey need help with your algebra homework this week? I wanna see my growing boy graduate with a good GPA




dude wtf if your problem with me? or are you just drunk and bashing?

ps. graduated in 09. 3.47 gpa bitch...

thats grade...point...average... ok????


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Re: Calling someone else's farts as a courtesy? (bear with me here...) [Re: evileye001]
    #19078058 - 11/03/13 12:16 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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evileye001 said:
Quote:

volcomstoner said:
Quote:

evileye001 said:
my gf says i fart on her in my sleep.

but after 5 years it a badge of honor if i can let one rip that still grosses her out lol.



Hey need help with your algebra homework this week? I wanna see my growing boy graduate with a good GPA




dude wtf if your problem with me? or are you just drunk and bashing?

ps. graduated in 09. 3.47 gpa bitch...

thats grade...point...average... ok????



awww you are such a cutie!!!!!
I bet you just slay that highschool poon


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Re: Calling someone else's farts as a courtesy? (bear with me here...) [Re: evileye001]
    #19078070 - 11/03/13 12:18 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

what what???

5/5 rating volcomstoner?

ahhh i see. have fun being drunk.


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Re: Calling someone else's farts as a courtesy? (bear with me here...) [Re: evileye001]
    #19078085 - 11/03/13 12:20 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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evileye001 said:
what what???

5/5 rating volcomstoner?

ahhh i see. have fun being drunk.



lol I'm just playin, and I'm not drunk
I seriously only act liike this when I'm sober
I need some form of entertainment


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Re: Calling someone else's farts as a courtesy? (bear with me here...) [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19078098 - 11/03/13 12:23 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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volcomstoner said:
Quote:

evileye001 said:
what what???

5/5 rating volcomstoner?

ahhh i see. have fun being drunk.



lol I'm just playin, and I'm not drunk
I seriously only act liike this when I'm sober
I need some form of entertainment




never heard of a angry sober person.

but then agen people tell me im very well controlled and nice when i drink.

im usually the one saying GET OFF THE FUCKING TABLE

unless they have boobs...

weight. you have boobs? STAY THERE!


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Re: Calling someone else's farts as a courtesy? (bear with me here...) [Re: evileye001]
    #19078160 - 11/03/13 12:36 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Are you fucking serious.


You've never heard of an angry so we person.

Your either lying like a rug dumb as shit or never left your padded room.


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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