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Marlboro "Smoothes"
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I feel like I've been smoking Andes Mints.
I'm quitting (again) anyway but holy fuck... are these supposed to be some sort of novelty doo-dah? Marlboro's answer to Jones Soda's Turkey-flavored beverage?
Don't do this to yourselves. But if you want to, I'm down to trade the rest of the pack. If that's legal. If not, I'm not down. Mods, the conditional structures render this paragraph impervious to offering/suggesting anything illegal.
In fact I wouldn't do that to you. You don't want your lung cancer smelling minty, do you?
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Re: Marlboro "Smoothes" [Re: st1llnox]
#19077976 - 11/02/13 11:58 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Smooths are nice while rolling.
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I used to smoke smoothes on meth binges because they were the cheap promotional price. I agree they taste like andes mintes. Too bad evileye can't try them because he's to young to buy cigs
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I like them rolling too. They've been out 5-6 years or so, and came out BOGO for the first few months. Rare to see one of those anymore.
Some more expensive cigarettes using real mint taste similar.
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Those are still around!? Sheesh-Go figure
Used to get 'em back when they were still BOGO, way back when; then those ridiculous Camel "Crush"es came out cheaper
Smooths are too minty for me, TBH; but it makes up for Marlboro tobacco's stale oiliness (at least in my taste)
Never smoked 'em when rolling, though Now THAT sounds enticing, fucking trip o.o
Now-a-days, I don't always smoke menthols... But when I do, I usually spring for Newports ^.^
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Every time I see this thread I read it as "Marlboro "Smoothies""
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used to always call them smoothies, when I was in highschool
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fuck wrong person lol
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I like smooths, but I get sick.of them about half a pack in
I used to smoke them when my ex was into em.
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Re: Marlboro "Smoothes" [Re: Legend] 1
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bend over rover....
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Re: Marlboro "Smoothes" [Re: jboredone] 2
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did anyone else think the title was talking about a tobacco ice blended drink?
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Re: Marlboro "Smoothes" [Re: SurReality]
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No.
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Re: Marlboro "Smoothes" [Re: st1llnox]
#19078558 - 11/03/13 01:23 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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smooths are so yuck !! i hate menthol too. i smoke like, 3 cigarettes an hour.. ive been trying to count
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When I am in the mood for a menthol I like Smooth 100's. They are nice and tall and taste like fucking candy. First had them on a few day amphetamine binge and fell in love with them for a while. It's goddamn euphoric.
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Re: Marlboro "Smoothes" [Re: 28064212]
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Funking disgusting worse than newports maybe the worst cig ever.
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Re: Marlboro "Smoothes" [Re: SurReality]
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Re: Marlboro "Smoothes" [Re: st1llnox] 1
#19078780 - 11/03/13 04:07 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'm quitting (again) anyway
Make up your mind so firmly that you will stay quit for months, and the relief of not being a smokebot anymore will overcome any residual craving there might be.
Kill your desire to smoke by changing your mind on all its underlying assumptions. They are falsehoods, nothing justifies maintaining a constant costly inconvenience that keeps you in diminished health and cumulatively damages your system.
You're taking cumulative carcinogenic poison. Its like taking a sip of gas whenever you fill up the gas tank, a bad habit that defies sound life choices logic.
If you wanna be addicted be addicted to something that makes you feel awesome in exchange for some of your health and wellbeing. Cigarettes, taking hard drug health risks for a mere passtime, is illogical.
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Re: Marlboro "Smoothes" [Re: Asante]
#19079721 - 11/03/13 10:48 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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@Legend and like 3 other ppl, the very first or second one of these was pretty cool but now it just makes my throat feel like a charred Hallmark store lol.
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Lol I just kind of noticed that since I woke up into a much-less-impaired state (I think I'm on DXM's bad side now).Quote:
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st1llnox said:
I'm quitting (again) anyway
Make up your mind so firmly that you will stay quit for months, and the relief of not being a smokebot anymore will overcome any residual craving there might be.
Kill your desire to smoke by changing your mind on all its underlying assumptions. They are falsehoods, nothing justifies maintaining a constant costly inconvenience that keeps you in diminished health and cumulatively damages your system.
You're taking cumulative carcinogenic poison. Its like taking a sip of gas whenever you fill up the gas tank, a bad habit that defies sound life choices logic.
If you wanna be addicted be addicted to something that makes you feel awesome in exchange for some of your health and wellbeing. Cigarettes, taking hard drug health risks for a mere passtime, is illogical.
Man well said as always.
I'm also going to try the "do something incompatible" trick... I started running again for several days a couple weeks back and DAMN IT FELT GOOD. I think when I crave I'll just do that.
I don't think I'm going to mess with nicotine replacement this time around. Seems like a way to drag out cravings over months or weeks. I also enrolled in a study that (from what I gather) is going to send me helpful text messages every day with tips and positive affirmation, plus I'll get $80 if I complete the study .
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CHeifM4sterDiezL said: Funking disgusting worse than newports maybe the worst cig ever.
Fuck you. Newport 100's are the best cigarette you can get at a gas station.
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My dad smokes Smooths exclusively. He won't even smoke other types of menthol. Smooths only.
I don't get it, but they are delicious smokes. They remind me of a york patty.
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Fuck you. Newport 100's are the best cigarette you can get at a gas station.
Those are very racially-associated IIRC.
My extreme loser friend I quit talking to after the "advice to younglings" thread's "weed the garden" advice always smokes Pyramid Menthols.
They're okay for how stupid cheap they are, but since I like Marlboro Reds I thought I could save a couple bucks and I bought Pyramid Reds... it tasted like burning tobacco mixed with the aftertaste of soap.Quote:
ThatKidWithTheFace said: My dad smokes Smooths exclusively. He won't even smoke other types of menthol. Smooths only.
I don't get it, but they are delicious smokes. They remind me of a york patty.
I think they're not quite as sharply-minty. IDK how the fuck someone could just smoke and smoke and smoke these things. These are like a desert cigarette.
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Re: Marlboro "Smoothes" [Re: st1llnox]
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st1llnox said: I think they're not quite as sharply-minty. IDK how the fuck someone could just smoke and smoke and smoke these things. These are like a desert cigarette.
Smooths were my regular smoke for several years. I still haven't found a cigarette with as satisfying of a hit as Marlboro Smooths, but I switched to Camel Wide Menthols for now. The hit isn't as satisfying, but they also don't feel AS bad for my lungs as Marlboro Smooths did. And Newports, yuck, they leave a horrible after taste in my opinion.
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Re: Marlboro "Smoothes" [Re: Ojom]
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My biggest problem is the mint flavor which I detest. I could see someone who enjoys a menthol flavor preferring the Smoothes. For me a smooth is in fact one of the few cigarettes I will flat out refuse if offered. Its something about the much sweeter mint flavor I just can't stand. Its quite pungent and intense to me and seems to linger.
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Re: Marlboro "Smoothes" [Re: st1llnox]
#19080149 - 11/03/13 12:31 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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st1llnox said: I think they're not quite as sharply-minty. IDK how the fuck someone could just smoke and smoke and smoke these things. These are like a desert cigarette.
QFT The whole reasonI quit smoking menthol was to be ble to actually chainxmoke a cig. I can't chainxmoke menthols anymore, its fucking nasty.
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Chainxmoke?
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It's what the cool kids do mush, you wouldnt understand
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Kool menthols are super fucking smooth but I got a pack of real cigarettes today (Marlboro Red 100s) and I noticed: HOLY SHIT these smooths are like 3x harsher than the de facto cowboy cigars. Kinda backwards.
I think I'm gonna go out and have one of these "Smooth" ones though. Just had dinner... desert time 
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Re: Marlboro "Smoothes" [Re: st1llnox]
#19081406 - 11/03/13 05:02 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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i'm sort of quitting. switching to e-cig again.
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CHeifM4sterDiezL said: Funking disgusting worse than newports maybe the worst cig ever.
Fuck you. Newport 100's are the best cigarette you can get at a gas station.

If they're out of these, maybe 
And again, Smooths are different than many menthols, in that they use mint flavoring. Some more expensive cigarettes taste similar
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Re: Marlboro "Smoothes" [Re: pcplease]
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I didn't know Parliament made menthols.
I've always loved their lights.
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Re: Marlboro "Smoothes" [Re: st1llnox]
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Yeah, everybody likes Parliament lights because they used to be BOGO every day of the week.
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I mean, you have to like menthols to like parliament menthols. They have about as much menthol as newports IMO (not much) but are much stronger, making the menthol seem even lesser. The menthol lights are about the same strength as FF newports.
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