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volcomstoner
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if someone you cared about was engulfed in flames
#19077623 - 11/02/13 10:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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What would you do to put them out?
there's a fire extinguisher but it requires taking running up 3 flights of stairs to grab it There's a sink nearby, but but no buckets, just a cup. There's a cotton blanket, high chances of flammability. Your bladder is full.
WHAT DO YOU DO???
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NotTheDevil
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Re: if someone you cared about was engulfed in flames [Re: volcomstoner]
#19077637 - 11/02/13 11:00 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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volcomstoner said: What would you do to put them out?
there's a fire extinguisher but it requires taking running up 3 flights of stairs to grab it There's a sink nearby, but but no buckets, just a cup. There's a cotton blanket, high chances of flammability. Your bladder is full.
WHAT DO YOU DO???
Wet the blanket, throw it on them
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mellowparty
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Re: if someone you cared about was engulfed in flames [Re: volcomstoner]
#19077649 - 11/02/13 11:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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volcomstoner said: WHAT DO YOU DO???
I'll take their wallet and run.
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volcomstoner
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Re: if someone you cared about was engulfed in flames [Re: mellowparty]
#19077659 - 11/02/13 11:04 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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NotTheDevil said:
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volcomstoner said: What would you do to put them out?
there's a fire extinguisher but it requires taking running up 3 flights of stairs to grab it There's a sink nearby, but but no buckets, just a cup. There's a cotton blanket, high chances of flammability. Your bladder is full.
WHAT DO YOU DO???
Wet the blanket, throw it on them
FUCK YOU AN YOUR LOGIC okay the sink doesn;t work, but you have a full bladder, andyou also have aids. They obvioulsy have open sore son their body.
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mellowparty said:
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volcomstoner said: WHAT DO YOU DO???
I'll take their wallet and run.
I like the way you think
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NotTheDevil
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Re: if someone you cared about was engulfed in flames [Re: volcomstoner] 2
#19077696 - 11/02/13 11:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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volcomstoner said:
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NotTheDevil said:
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volcomstoner said: What would you do to put them out?
there's a fire extinguisher but it requires taking running up 3 flights of stairs to grab it There's a sink nearby, but but no buckets, just a cup. There's a cotton blanket, high chances of flammability. Your bladder is full.
WHAT DO YOU DO???
Wet the blanket, throw it on them
FUCK YOU AN YOUR LOGIC okay the sink doesn;t work, but you have a full bladder, andyou also have aids. They obvioulsy have open sore son their body.
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mellowparty said:
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volcomstoner said: WHAT DO YOU DO???
I'll take their wallet and run.
I like the way you think
Fine, dunk the blanket in the toilet and throw it on them
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Re: if someone you cared about was engulfed in flames [Re: NotTheDevil]
#19077704 - 11/02/13 11:13 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Piss on them
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blankk said to fee: btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp Turtletotem said: I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off. Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man. And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion? Religion is fun.
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Re: if someone you cared about was engulfed in flames [Re: fee] 2
#19077751 - 11/02/13 11:22 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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grab a hold of them and burn to death together, because I care so much.
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volcomstoner
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Re: if someone you cared about was engulfed in flames [Re: mushroom_sandwich]
#19077858 - 11/02/13 11:38 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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DSHSB anyone?
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Re: if someone you cared about was engulfed in flames [Re: volcomstoner]
#19077878 - 11/02/13 11:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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A hot flaming butthole?
Yes, please!
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volcomstoner
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Re: if someone you cared about was engulfed in flames [Re: mellowparty]
#19077883 - 11/02/13 11:41 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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mellowparty said: A flaming butthole?
Sounds like sti11nox
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Re: if someone you cared about was engulfed in flames [Re: volcomstoner]
#19077889 - 11/02/13 11:42 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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28064212
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Re: if someone you cared about was engulfed in flames [Re: volcomstoner] 3
#19077896 - 11/02/13 11:44 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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volcomstoner said: What would you do to put them out?
there's a fire extinguisher but it requires taking running up 3 flights of stairs to grab it There's a sink nearby, but but no buckets, just a cup. There's a cotton blanket, high chances of flammability. Your bladder is full.
WHAT DO YOU DO???
WELL... First I would scream really loud for a few seconds just to really make them panic even more.
Then I would keep yelling "YOU ARE ON FIRE! HEY? DO YOU KNOW YOU ARE ON FIRE?"
Once they got really burnt up and freaked out I would grab ahold of their face with fire proof gloves and peer into their now shriveled eyeballs and scream- "ARE YOU SCARED? ARE YOU SCARED?"
And they would say "YES!"
And then I would go- "WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T BE! BECAUSE YOU'RE ON SCARE TACTICS!"
We would both laugh really hard and I would clinch it by going "Your friend Darius set you up!"
A few minutes later they would die as the fire ravaged and cooked their brains, then I would piss on their body to kill the flames, put in a good movie and eat some snacks.
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volcomstoner
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Re: if someone you cared about was engulfed in flames [Re: 28064212] 1
#19078002 - 11/03/13 12:04 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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LOL fractal if you were on fire I'd video tapeit and post it on the shroomery and post "this is what weed does to you" Love ya bro
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Re: if someone you cared about was engulfed in flames [Re: volcomstoner]
#19078114 - 11/03/13 12:26 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Love you more

I'd rather smoke erry day then be a filthy benzo addict like you 
If you were on fire I would pee you out, but I would have recently fucked your mom so it would hurt really bad as I would still be hard so m ypee stream would get all choppy and split in two and I doubt I would be able to put out all the flames.
But I would video tape it and put as a warning on here to all the noobies who are thinking about popping just one 0.25mg xanax. they would see your burnt, urine soaked body and never touch a benzo in their life.
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volcomstoner
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Re: if someone you cared about was engulfed in flames [Re: 28064212]
#19078120 - 11/03/13 12:27 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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LOL Don't be a benzo junkie like me, you ever suck dick for klonopin? yeah it's not pretty hahah
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Re: if someone you cared about was engulfed in flames [Re: 28064212]
#19078123 - 11/03/13 12:28 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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hope u know i am joking and love u more than life itself
and don't worry I am a filthy benzo addict too 
shit got too real there and I felt bad, but I still had to post it.  hope you appreciate it
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volcomstoner
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Re: if someone you cared about was engulfed in flames [Re: 28064212] 2
#19078126 - 11/03/13 12:29 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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lol bro not a goddamn thing you say could offend me, I know your kidding
 now lets go have hot gay sex you stud
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Re: if someone you cared about was engulfed in flames [Re: volcomstoner] 2
#19078129 - 11/03/13 12:30 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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volcomstoner said: you ever suck dick for klonopin?
Only every Tuesday at 6 AM in the Starbucks parking lot. But not knonopin, just xanax. I do have standards, you know?
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Re: if someone you cared about was engulfed in flames [Re: volcomstoner]
#19078151 - 11/03/13 12:34 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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volcomstoner said: lol bro not a goddamn thing you say could offend me, I know your kidding
 now lets go have hot gay sex you stud
SEND THAT NUTT UP MY BUTT  but text me back first or else I will feel like you are just using me for my tight anus;) did you see my texts? PS I was meaning to tell you I watched the best movie ever on Halloween. A little spooly but not too much, it's a psychedelic western starring Johnny Depp. It was so good. I think he channeled the  in him a little. It was Breaking Bad-level good. That's the highest praise I know of. You have to watch it. It's called Dead Man. Niel Young did the soundtrack. It's easily in my top 10 favorite movies, along with Harold & Maude, All That Jazz, Moulin Rouge, Blue Velvet, Eraserhead and many other great pieces of cinema...
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Edited by 28064212 (11/03/13 12:35 AM)
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Re: if someone you cared about was engulfed in flames [Re: NotTheDevil] 2
#19078157 - 11/03/13 12:36 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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NotTheDevil said: Fine, dunk the blanket in the toilet and throw it on them

i like this guy.
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