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Offlinepcplease
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Re: Hello pub, how is everyone doing. [Re: fee]
    #19077553 - 11/02/13 10:42 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Damn.. haven't read a panty-dropper like that in a while
:bashful:


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Invisiblevolcomstoner
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Re: Hello pub, how is everyone doing. [Re: fee]
    #19077555 - 11/02/13 10:42 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Demonic_Chronic said:
I always wanted to get into battlefield, but im too into skyrim and all that shit lol.

DC



never even played skyrim, the only reason I started playing video games again was because of FPS, if I wouldn't have gotten stoned and played them in highschool I'd still be making fun of gamers :tongue:

Quote:

fee said:
Roses are red
Violets are red
I'm color blind
Wanna fuck?



do you really have to ask?


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Re: Hello pub, how is everyone doing. [Re: pcplease] * 1
    #19077562 - 11/02/13 10:43 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

pcplease said:
Damn.. haven't read a panty-dropper like that in a while
:bashful:



Tahat'll get the girls so wet they slip off their chair


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Invisiblefee
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Re: Hello pub, how is everyone doing. [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19077571 - 11/02/13 10:44 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Girls?

O right yeah girls yeah they will


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: Hello pub, how is everyone doing. [Re: fee]
    #19077577 - 11/02/13 10:45 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:rofl2:
Yeah I forget they exist every once in a while, I have uhh other priorites


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InvisibleDemonic_Chronic
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Re: Hello pub, how is everyone doing. [Re: fee]
    #19077582 - 11/02/13 10:46 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

fee said:
Roses are red
Violets are red
I'm color blind
Wanna fuck?




So is my dress and the answers yes!

DC


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Is the violence that we do to ourselves
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Offlinepcplease
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Re: Hello pub, how is everyone doing. [Re: fee]
    #19077588 - 11/02/13 10:48 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

fee said:
Girls?

O right yeah girls yeah they will





:rofl:


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Invisiblefee
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Re: Hello pub, how is everyone doing. [Re: Demonic_Chronic]
    #19077590 - 11/02/13 10:48 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Demonic_Chronic said:
Quote:

fee said:
Roses are red
Violets are red
I'm color blind
Wanna fuck?




So is my dress and the answers yes!

DC





Ive been waiting for this day. Why couldn't this had happened when I lived with you?


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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InvisibleDemonic_Chronic
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Registered: 08/10/08
Posts: 4,199
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Re: Hello pub, how is everyone doing. [Re: fee]
    #19077607 - 11/02/13 10:52 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

fee said:
Quote:

Demonic_Chronic said:
Quote:

fee said:
Roses are red
Violets are red
I'm color blind
Wanna fuck?




So is my dress and the answers yes!

DC





Ive been waiting for this day. Why couldn't this had happened when I lived with you?




I think It was because dissociatives cause Erectile Dysfunction and blank mindedness
:awkwardglance:

DC


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Is the violence that we do to ourselves
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Invisiblefee
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Re: Hello pub, how is everyone doing. [Re: Demonic_Chronic]
    #19077626 - 11/02/13 10:57 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Hey guys.

So you all know when at a show people selling K either meow at when walk past them or say kitty. Or something along those lines.

At the last couple shows I we t to while looking for it I came up with a great way to ask.


Hey guys have you seen my cat o lost him and can't find him but I know he's around here somewhere.
Yeah his name is Mr. Sniffles


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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OfflineMush4Brains
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Registered: 07/31/13
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Re: Hello pub, how is everyone doing. [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19077805 - 11/02/13 11:31 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

volcomstoner said:
If you ever play battlefield you should hit me up. I'll be getting a new xbox soon, and I'm a fuckin ace jet pilot




Xbox is weak dude.  PS3/4 is where it is at.

BF4 is bad-fucking-ass tho.


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Invisiblefee
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Re: Hello pub, how is everyone doing. [Re: fee]
    #19077808 - 11/02/13 11:32 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

WTF not one of you fucking druggies like my new approach.

Well fuck you too


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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OfflineRiverRat427
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Re: Hello pub, how is everyone doing. [Re: Demonic_Chronic]
    #19077812 - 11/02/13 11:32 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Demonic_Chronic said:
lol these amaretto sours are delicious.



xD
I take it you've ditched the bourbon in the recipe, then?
Amaretto sours sound alright
The whiskey's jus'... too... much
Not in terms of proofage, but the sweetness...
Oh muh sickly garsh o.O
God bless you


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Invisiblevolcomstoner
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Re: Hello pub, how is everyone doing. [Re: fee]
    #19077819 - 11/02/13 11:33 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

fee said:
Hey guys.

So you all know when at a show people selling K either meow at when walk past them or say kitty. Or something along those lines.

At the last couple shows I we t to while looking for it I came up with a great way to ask.


Hey guys have you seen my cat o lost him and can't find him but I know he's around here somewhere.
Yeah his name is Mr. Sniffles



tl;dr

sorry god but your shit is weak


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Invisiblefee
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Re: Hello pub, how is everyone doing. [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19077824 - 11/02/13 11:34 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

volcomstoner said:
Quote:

fee said:
Hey guys.

So you all know when at a show people selling K either meow at when walk past them or say kitty. Or something along those lines.

At the last couple shows I we t to while looking for it I came up with a great way to ask.


Hey guys have you seen my cat o lost him and can't find him but I know he's around here somewhere.
Yeah his name is Mr. Sniffles



tl;dr

sorry god but your shit is weak





I know, I created you


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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InvisibleDemonic_Chronic
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Registered: 08/10/08
Posts: 4,199
Loc: PNW Flag
Re: Hello pub, how is everyone doing. [Re: fee]
    #19077830 - 11/02/13 11:34 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

fee said:
WTF not one of you fucking druggies like my new approach.

Well fuck you too




Hahah dude I love it but you told me the new approach the other day lol.

DC


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The Real violence, the violence that I realized was unforgiveable
Is the violence that we do to ourselves
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OfflineRiverRat427
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Re: Hello pub, how is everyone doing. [Re: fee]
    #19077836 - 11/02/13 11:35 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

fee said:
WTF not one of you fucking druggies like my new approach.

Well fuck you too



Don't let yor kitty go and get all shermed, bruh
Dissociate :laugh:


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OfflineNotTheDevil
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Re: Hello pub, how is everyone doing. [Re: Demonic_Chronic]
    #19077839 - 11/02/13 11:35 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Demonic_Chronic said:
Quote:

fee said:
Quote:

Demonic_Chronic said:
Quote:

fee said:
Roses are red
Violets are red
I'm color blind
Wanna fuck?




So is my dress and the answers yes!

DC





Ive been waiting for this day. Why couldn't this had happened when I lived with you?




I think It was because dissociatives cause Erectile Dysfunction and blank mindedness
:awkwardglance:

DC



That just makes you an easier target
:creepylurker:


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InvisibleDemonic_Chronic
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Re: Hello pub, how is everyone doing. [Re: RiverRat427]
    #19077853 - 11/02/13 11:37 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

RiverRat427 said:
Quote:

Demonic_Chronic said:
lol these amaretto sours are delicious.



xD
I take it you've ditched the bourbon in the recipe, then?
Amaretto sours sound alright
The whiskey's jus'... too... much
Not in terms of proofage, but the sweetness...
Oh muh sickly garsh o.O
God bless you




Hell no the burboun evens out the sweetness so its not too sweet and doesnt give me stomache bubbles.

2 oz amaretto
1 oz burboun
1 oz simple syrup
1 oz fresh squeezed lemon juice

add all in shaker, shake with ice till chilled and then top with a maraschino cherry.

DC


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The Real violence, the violence that I realized was unforgiveable
Is the violence that we do to ourselves
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Invisiblefee
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Re: Hello pub, how is everyone doing. [Re: Demonic_Chronic]
    #19077867 - 11/02/13 11:39 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I think I'm getting a cold. I need to go find some meth to cure it.


Meth, its Sudafed just stronger.



Right?


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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