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st1llnox
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Calling someone else's farts as a courtesy? (bear with me here...)
#19076136 - 11/02/13 05:12 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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So, my mom farted in the kitchen and I was like, oh no, I like my mom and don't want her to be embarassed and for a second I had this FLEETING URGE to 'call' that fart, as in claim it.
Now granted, I'm sleep deprived and this instance would be like, a total fluke anyway but this actually has potential to be almost bromantic (in the platonic sense): you're out to eat with your best friend and his prudish girlfriend, he farts and you simply take the blame!
There could even be blatantly obviawkward (new word, deal with it) cases like if you're interviewing someone for a job and they fart, you could call it and they'd feel at ease and then be like WUUUH and it'd be hilarious pre-employment male bonding.
I still think farts will quit being funny period tho when I turn 25, but I'm not one to doubt mpd or Timethyl... whoever told me shit stays funny your whole life (pun intended).
But lets not talk about shit though cause that's gross.
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Re: Calling someone else's farts as a courtesy? (bear with me here...) [Re: st1llnox] 2
#19076154 - 11/02/13 05:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: Calling someone else's farts as a courtesy? (bear with me here...) [Re: st1llnox] 2
#19076164 - 11/02/13 05:20 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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OP I would never call your carts as I don't want anyone else thinking my farts smell like burnt Vaseline
Edit misspelled word
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blankk said to fee: btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp Turtletotem said: I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off. Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man. And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion? Religion is fun.
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Re: Calling someone else's farts as a courtesy? (bear with me here...) [Re: fee]
#19076195 - 11/02/13 05:26 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: Calling someone else's farts as a courtesy? (bear with me here...) [Re: st1llnox]
#19076213 - 11/02/13 05:31 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Sounds like your Oedipus complex is kicking in. Only way to really address this is to copulate and see how compatible you two are.
Congrats! You're on your way to a healthy hetero life  Marvelous how the brain can repair itself once people put down the shrooms.
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Re: Calling someone else's farts as a courtesy? (bear with me here...) [Re: pcplease]
#19076266 - 11/02/13 05:42 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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pcplease said: Sounds like your Oedipus complex is kicking in. Only way to really address this is to copulate and see how compatible you two are.
Congrats! You're on your way to a healthy hetero life  Marvelous how the brain can repair itself once people put down the shrooms.
Eww I wish I didn't google that and realize what you think or whatever.
Also I like fees new signature but he's still using canned humor. Also, I'm a top... FEE of all people would know
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Re: Calling someone else's farts as a courtesy? (bear with me here...) [Re: st1llnox] 1
#19076320 - 11/02/13 05:52 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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told you couldn't keep me on ignore
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blankk said to fee: btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp Turtletotem said: I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off. Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man. And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion? Religion is fun.
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Re: Calling someone else's farts as a courtesy? (bear with me here...) [Re: st1llnox]
#19076339 - 11/02/13 05:55 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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it's true, it stays funny forever. even at 28 bathroom humor still makes me laugh the most.
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Re: Calling someone else's farts as a courtesy? (bear with me here...) [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#19076342 - 11/02/13 05:56 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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fee said: told you couldn't keep me on ignore
Either you didn't or I had you on ignore when I did. Phail.
And I took you off cause Illywhteverbro kept double posting and I thought you were interjecting with something that made him technically not the last reply but that still wasn't worth him addressing. I had to be sure. It's a philosophy major thing.
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Acidic_Sloth said: it's true, it stays funny forever. even at 28 bathroom humor still makes me laugh the most.
OMG YAY it's like when I realized Christmas happens every year!
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Re: Calling someone else's farts as a courtesy? (bear with me here...) [Re: st1llnox]
#19076352 - 11/02/13 05:59 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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st1llnox said: Eww I wish I didn't google that and realize what you think or whatever.
wait just a damn minute... you are sti1llnox, super-genius, who puts psych doctors in their goddamn place on the reg, but you had to fucking google Oedipus complex?.. something here smells fishy... i think yr make believe story just started unraveling there buddy... better pay MickeyDee's back that $20 they're demanding... yr job security, & thus the fate of the free world, depends on it... either that or get used to basking in the fragrant bliss of yr mother's farts... did it smell like yr dad's jizz?.. that would be extra disturbing...
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Re: Calling someone else's farts as a courtesy? (bear with me here...) [Re: st1llnox]
#19076421 - 11/02/13 06:16 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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fee said: told you couldn't keep me on ignore
Either you didn't or I had you on ignore when I did. Phail.
And I took you off cause Illywhteverbro kept double posting and I thought you were interjecting with something that made him technically not the last reply but that still wasn't worth him addressing. I had to be sure. It's a philosophy major thing.
Wait are you saying I failed because you threatened me with ignoring me last night and I told you it wouldn't last and then not even 24 hours later you take me off ignore?
And then say its a philosophy major thing.
Son you need serious help.
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Re: Calling someone else's farts as a courtesy? (bear with me here...) [Re: leon trout]
#19076424 - 11/02/13 06:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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leon trout said: get used to basking in the fragrant bliss of yr mother's farts... did it smell like yr dad's jizz?.. that would be extra disturbing...

Her farts are just gentle whispers- "Feed me"
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st1llnox
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Re: Calling someone else's farts as a courtesy? (bear with me here...) [Re: fee]
#19076434 - 11/02/13 06:19 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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You really are a dolt. Know the difference between Psychiatry and Psychology? I do and I know pretty much nothing of the latter. Not to mention we're just doing philosophy of mind stuff right now (we're both polymaths of sorts).
You, sir, definitely eat the Mac Sauce next week. 
You're so witless and often illogical that I've wondered what you'd be like IRL.Quote:
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fee said: told you couldn't keep me on ignore
Either you didn't or I had you on ignore when I did. Phail.
And I took you off cause Illywhteverbro kept double posting and I thought you were interjecting with something that made him technically not the last reply but that still wasn't worth him addressing. I had to be sure. It's a philosophy major thing.
Wait are you saying I failed because you threatened me with ignoring me last night and I told you it wouldn't last and then not even 24 hours later you take me off ignore?
And then say its a philosophy major thing.
Son you need serious help.
That's actually... not what I'm saying! Bingo. Why don't you try re-reading that again and seeing if you can parse it any differently. I took you off just to make sure I was seeing a whole conversation (i.e. that someone was double posting, not that I was ignoring replies within).
Pro tip, Fee: condescension works a lot better when you've correctly interpreted what the other person's saying. Try again some other time... I'm sure I'll see you once upon a double post someday.
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Re: Calling someone else's farts as a courtesy? (bear with me here...) [Re: pcplease]
#19076443 - 11/02/13 06:21 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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pcplease said:
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leon trout said: get used to basking in the fragrant bliss of yr mother's farts... did it smell like yr dad's jizz?.. that would be extra disturbing...

Her farts are just gentle whispers- "Feed me"
Oh Jesus... disturbed as I am, that was hilarious and clever. I'm going to go scrub myself with steel wool now though...
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IS LIFE SKULLFUCKING YOU!? HAVE SOME FREE MORALE! Click if you want to feel you alone can do it! Click if you want to feel confident and beastly! Click if you want courage to let go and move on! And click the message if you need someone to talk to -- I'll understand, even if we "hate" each other on here
  
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Re: Calling someone else's farts as a courtesy? (bear with me here...) [Re: st1llnox]
#19076713 - 11/02/13 07:30 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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st1llnox said: You're so witless and often illogical that I've wondered what you'd be like IRL.
you'd never run into me IRL... i'd be the guy at the bar yukkin' it up with some adults, while you were at home dxm'ing it up with some underage boy-toy...
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st1llnox said: Last underage guy I fucked sucked me off after I railed his ass without a condom.
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Re: Calling someone else's farts as a courtesy? (bear with me here...) [Re: st1llnox]
#19076916 - 11/02/13 08:13 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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st1llnox said: You really are a dolt. Know the difference between Psychiatry and Psychology? I do and I know pretty much nothing of the latter. Not to mention we're just doing philosophy of mind stuff right now (we're both polymaths of sorts).
You, sir, definitely eat the Mac Sauce next week. 
You're so witless and often illogical that I've wondered what you'd be like IRL.Quote:
fee said:
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st1llnox said:
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fee said: told you couldn't keep me on ignore
Either you didn't or I had you on ignore when I did. Phail.
And I took you off cause Illywhteverbro kept double posting and I thought you were interjecting with something that made him technically not the last reply but that still wasn't worth him addressing. I had to be sure. It's a philosophy major thing.
Wait are you saying I failed because you threatened me with ignoring me last night and I told you it wouldn't last and then not even 24 hours later you take me off ignore?
And then say its a philosophy major thing.
Son you need serious help.
That's actually... not what I'm saying! Bingo. Why don't you try re-reading that again and seeing if you can parse it any differently. I took you off just to make sure I was seeing a whole conversation (i.e. that someone was double posting, not that I was ignoring replies within).
Pro tip, Fee: condescension works a lot better when you've correctly interpreted what the other person's saying. Try again some other time... I'm sure I'll see you once upon a double post someday.
Wait so now your flaming me. If only I whistled blew like you did. And if you honestly think I don't know the difference between psychiatry and philosophy. I would be very worried for those who didn't.
But I stand by what I stated. You having me ignore didn't last won't last and can't last. If your as smart as yousay uyou are maybe you have figured out it wasn't a double post by looking at the post header and after it the thread title it has this nifty little feature that looks like (Re: members name) but for me anyway the members name is in green.
Let me explain what that means. That is who the person is replying to with his post.
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Re: Calling someone else's farts as a courtesy? (bear with me here...) [Re: fee] 1
#19076948 - 11/02/13 08:22 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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that doesn't make sense to claim someone else fart when its only you and them, you obviously both know who farted.
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Re: Calling someone else's farts as a courtesy? (bear with me here...) [Re: SurReality]
#19076955 - 11/02/13 08:25 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Someone other than stillnox please answer this for me. If he chimes in before other members have a chance to do so first without him trying to explain himself then he may have self control but when he explains before anyone else then it will prove a lot about his psychological state.
Apparently I'm a dolt and can't understand english properly. I need to know if I really am as stupid as the genius claims.
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st1llnox said: You really are a dolt. Know the difference between Psychiatry and Psychology? I do and I know pretty much nothing of the latter. Not to mention we're just doing philosophy of mind stuff right now (we're both polymaths of sorts).
You, sir, definitely eat the Mac Sauce next week. 
You're so witless and often illogical that I've wondered what you'd be like IRL.Quote:
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fee said: told you couldn't keep me on ignore
Either you didn't or I had you on ignore when I did. Phail.
(I tried to figure out why the quotes weren't looking right but ha e up after two tries cause it doesn't matter)
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blankk said to fee: btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp Turtletotem said: I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off. Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man. And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion? Religion is fun.
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Re: Calling someone else's farts as a courtesy? (bear with me here...) [Re: fee]
#19076972 - 11/02/13 08:30 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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he was calling me a dolt, i think, 'cuz i called him out for pretending to be a super-genius... he doesn't like me much, i think...
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Re: Calling someone else's farts as a courtesy? (bear with me here...) [Re: st1llnox]
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