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OrgoneConclusion
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I can hardly wait to become a ghost 1
#19075497 - 11/02/13 02:47 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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You get to do really fun stuff like:
Clomping on a floor out of sight of live humans.
Making spooky noises indistinguishable from the wind.
Knocking over porcelain figures.
Appearing for a millisecond in a mirror or window reflection so that no one is sure if they really saw anything or not.
I guess that's about it. Seems there is not much to do on the Other Side.
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Eminence



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Why do you try so hard with these ghost threads? We understand, you don't believe in them. Awesome dude.
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OrgoneConclusion
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Re: I can hardly wait to become a ghost [Re: Eminence]
#19075751 - 11/02/13 03:46 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Someone didn't get their trick or treat candy and is a bit grumpy. There, there!
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AWS
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Not everyone gets to be a ghost.
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OrgoneConclusion
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Re: I can hardly wait to become a ghost [Re: AWS]
#19075814 - 11/02/13 04:01 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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There are not enough bed sheets to go around.
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Diploid
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You get to do really fun stuff like:
What about passing through walls but not floors or elevators for some reason?
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If I was a ghost, I think I'd be pretty desperate for attention from people who are still 'alive.' I'd be smashing everything in sight, and I'd be creating as much chaos and destruction as I possibly could. I wouldn't stop until every human on Earth became a believer in ghosts. I mean, I think all I would really want is for 'living people' to acknowledge my existence. Purgatory is a bitch, haha.
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Rahz
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Quote:
I guess that's about it. Seems there is not much to do on the Other Side.
Spoon sleeping women?
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Icelander
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Re: I can hardly wait to become a ghost [Re: Rahz]
#19076078 - 11/02/13 05:02 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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-------------------- "Don't believe everything you think". -Anom. " All that lives was born to die"-Anom. With much wisdom comes much sorrow, The more knowledge, the more grief. Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC
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cez

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I do all that stuff as a human.. If I become a ghost I better at least be able to fly through walls
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TheGreenArrow
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Re: I can hardly wait to become a ghost [Re: cez]
#19078723 - 11/03/13 03:01 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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-------------------- A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein Saint RedBow of the Shroomey Loomey-Patron Saint of Sandbaggin Sumbitchs
Edited by TheGreenArrow (11/03/13 03:05 AM)
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usulpsychonaut


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Don't wait. The ghosts that terrified me seemed to be of people who are still alive.
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Space Elf



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One bad thing about being a ghost is that you can't die. There's no way out. It's like eternal imprisonment.
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Re: I can hardly wait to become a ghost [Re: Space Elf]
#19084453 - 11/04/13 08:10 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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you forgot one on your list. Having crazy people who no one believes try to track you down.
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