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KGB Is Go
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Re: Food combination for smelliest farts [Re: FlusH]
#19428352 - 01/16/14 02:18 PM (10 years, 14 days ago) |
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FlusH said: Hahaha thats awesome
Last night while I was at the gym, I was the only one there so I was farting away on the tread mill with no worries at all. after 25 min of that, I got onto one of the squat machines, and I had one hell of a fart brewing up. So I let it rip, but with my headphones on I didnt notice that the owner of the gym had entered the building like 2 seconds before I fart. I see in the mirror his look of disgust and at the same time holding back laughing.
I took my head phones off, and appologized. Apparently I had stunk the place up good, he said he could smell what reminded him of crapped pants as soon as he stepped into the building.
Im thinking I should lay off the chia seeds in my morning smoothies
Hahaha, nice.
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Beanhead
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Re: Food combination for smelliest farts [Re: KGB Is Go]
#19441441 - 01/19/14 07:33 AM (10 years, 12 days ago) |
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Eat a pasta with a sauce containing lots of onion & peppers on amphetamines.
They will fear you.
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Re: Food combination for smelliest farts [Re: ch1ck3n.s0up]
#19444863 - 01/19/14 09:54 PM (10 years, 11 days ago) |
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Edited by spore baby (12/19/14 07:41 PM)
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Re: Food combination for smelliest farts [Re: Beanhead]
#19445939 - 01/20/14 03:34 AM (10 years, 11 days ago) |
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that is so very true, Beanhead.
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Re: Food combination for smelliest farts [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#19446073 - 01/20/14 05:11 AM (10 years, 11 days ago) |
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Coffee on an empty stomach will make some nasty smelling shit and farts. Careful though, those farts may not be only farts.
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Re: Food combination for smelliest farts [Re: matttt]
#19448871 - 01/20/14 05:54 PM (10 years, 10 days ago) |
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bagel with cream cheese / lox and a coffee for breakfast...farts could kill a man.
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Re: Food combination for smelliest farts [Re: freeofthought]
#19491363 - 01/29/14 01:07 PM (10 years, 2 days ago) |
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Lots and lots of hard boiled eggs, and not much else makes for horrible gas.
(best first post ever)
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Re: Food combination for smelliest farts [Re: ak1308]
#19495120 - 01/30/14 05:50 AM (10 years, 1 day ago) |
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ak1308 said: Lots and lots of hard boiled eggs, and not much else makes for horrible gas.
(best first post ever)
add beer to it, loads of beer .. and then some more beer.
hitler would have been envious of the outcome
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Re: Food combination for smelliest farts [Re: ohmatic]
#19560208 - 02/13/14 04:01 AM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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Worst farts I ever had were from a Sri-Lankan soy-strip dish simulating "steak Dianne". Something about those soy strips gives me endless gas, and mix in some sri-lankan curry spices and a death-zone forms anywhere within 50 feet of my asshole. I'm serious, I can't even stand my own farts after a meal like that.
Honorable mention goes to Polish sausage and southern hot links.
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