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InvisibleMoorning Due
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OMG - This is magic
    #19074536 - 11/02/13 10:44 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

OK, I learned something new last night. Someone told me a very well kept secret which has been passed down secretly thru the generations. I felt it was important to come here and share with all of you so that you can learn more about this amazing process.

Here are the steps:

1. Wash hands with warm water and soap.
2. Brush teeth and rinse well with water.
3. Cut fingernails (only really need to do the pinky finger, but you can cut them all if you like)
4. Once all of the preparation is done, take your baby (pinky) finger and stick it as far as you can into your ear canal.
5. Wiggle it around in your ear and then pull it out quickly.
6. Place finger with earwax coating in mouth and suck.
7. Enjoy the secrets of life.


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Re: OMG - This is magic [Re: Moorning Due]
    #19074551 - 11/02/13 10:47 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:confused:


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Invisiblepsi
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Re: OMG - This is magic [Re: Moorning Due]
    #19074552 - 11/02/13 10:47 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:nojustno:


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InvisiblePoor Boy
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Re: OMG - This is magic [Re: Moorning Due]
    #19074597 - 11/02/13 10:59 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Moorning Due said:
OK, I learned something new last night. Someone told me a very well kept secret which has been passed down secretly thru the generations. I felt it was important to come here and share with all of you so that you can learn more about this amazing process.

Here are the steps:

1. Wash hands with warm water and soap.
2. Brush teeth and rinse well with water.
3. Cut fingernails (only really need to do the pinky finger, but you can cut them all if you like)
4. Once all of the preparation is done, take your baby (pinky) finger and stick it as far as you can into your ear canal.
5. Wiggle it around in your ear and then pull it out quickly.
6. Place finger with earwax coating in mouth and suck.
7. Enjoy the secrets of life.





ive been doing this bro...


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Re: OMG - This is magic [Re: Moorning Due]
    #19074598 - 11/02/13 11:00 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

That's weird. You're weird.


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Re: OMG - This is magic [Re: Poor Boy]
    #19074601 - 11/02/13 11:00 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

This thread blows dicks, no offence OP


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InvisiblePoor Boy
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Re: OMG - This is magic [Re: The5thElement]
    #19074605 - 11/02/13 11:01 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

hes probably sittin there right now lickin his cheeto stained fingers screaming,

"i totally trolled them...ahahaha!"


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InvisibleMoorning Due
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Re: OMG - This is magic [Re: Poor Boy]
    #19074608 - 11/02/13 11:03 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

What? It didn't work for you?


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InvisiblePoor Boy
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Re: OMG - This is magic [Re: Poor Boy]
    #19074611 - 11/02/13 11:04 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Poor Boy said:
Quote:

Moorning Due said:
OK, I learned something new last night. Someone told me a very well kept secret which has been passed down secretly thru the generations. I felt it was important to come here and share with all of you so that you can learn more about this amazing process.

Here are the steps:

1. Wash hands with warm water and soap.
2. Brush teeth and rinse well with water.
3. Cut fingernails (only really need to do the pinky finger, but you can cut them all if you like)
4. Once all of the preparation is done, take your baby (pinky) finger and stick it as far as you can into your ear canal.
5. Wiggle it around in your ear and then pull it out quickly.
6. Place finger with earwax coating in mouth and suck.
7. Enjoy the secrets of life.





ive been doing this bro...




whats up with these kids today. yall just forget how to read or what?


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InvisibleMoorning Due
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Re: OMG - This is magic [Re: Poor Boy]
    #19074842 - 11/02/13 12:12 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

At least one person HAS to try this.


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Offlinemorrowasted
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Re: OMG - This is magic [Re: Moorning Due]
    #19074854 - 11/02/13 12:14 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

wtf is this shit

what does it do


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Re: OMG - This is magic [Re: morrowasted]
    #19074871 - 11/02/13 12:17 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I tried it to no avail.

This has to be troll.


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Re: OMG - This is magic [Re: Moorning Due]
    #19074932 - 11/02/13 12:35 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)


Quote:

Moorning Due said:
OK, I learned something new last night. Someone told me a very well kept secret which has been passed down secretly thru the generations. I felt it was important to come here and share with all of you so that you can learn more about this amazing process.

Here are the steps:

1. Wash hands with warm water and soap.
2. Brush teeth and rinse well with water.
3. Cut fingernails (only really need to do the pinky finger, but you can cut them all if you like)
4. Once all of the preparation is done, take your baby (pinky) finger and stick it as far as you can into your ear canal.
5. Wiggle it around in your ear and then pull it out quickly.
6. Place finger with earwax coating in mouth and suck.
7. Enjoy the secrets of life.




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InvisiblezZZz
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Re: OMG - This is magic [Re: Absolem0918]
    #19075105 - 11/02/13 01:16 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

does ear wax taste like candy or wat?


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