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OfflineFuckspice
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Re: LNC [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19072395 - 11/01/13 09:38 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Hardcore vasoconstriction did that


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InvisibleSet
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Re: LNC [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19072448 - 11/01/13 09:54 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Hey guys.

:threadmonitor:

Quote:

mjmihalov said:
I'm getting drunk.






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Invisiblefee
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Re: LNC [Re: Fuckspice]
    #19072466 - 11/01/13 09:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I guess since I'm all down on my social life and feeling shitty about being lonely and shot I should take the advice I give and go get a tranny prostitute.

There's only 10,000 of them here. Way more than just woman. I've never seen anything like it.


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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InvisibleSet
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Re: LNC [Re: fee]
    #19072484 - 11/01/13 10:01 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Good for you man.

Better to get some dick than all of it I guess.


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Invisiblevolcomstoner
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Re: LNC [Re: Poor Boy]
    #19072538 - 11/01/13 10:14 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Acaterpillar said:
Y'all remember that hot girl I was posting pics of myself with?
Well her ex-bf has been blowing up my phone the past week.

And tonight, the ex-bf's ex-bf has been hitting me up.


What do?

It's funny because when I was with the first girl, I hung out with all three of these girls and I was getting some weird vibes.

They're all really hot at least.

And mxe is making me blab like a drunkard.



Kick his fucking ass dude.


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Poor Boy said:
no. not fixed. its a fact. i see two dif types of people at the gym all the time. people who actually work on building their strength and people who want to look good with their shirt off.



Yeah I know those guys, the ones where it's either chest or bicep day, every day LOL


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Re: LNC [Re: fee]
    #19072571 - 11/01/13 10:21 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

fee said:
I guess since I'm all down on my social life and feeling shitty about being lonely and shot I should take the advice I give and go get a tranny prostitute.

There's only 10,000 of them here. Way more than just woman. I've never seen anything like it.





You ever used Meetup.com? I've met a couple friends with it, and used it to find something to do probably 10 times. And I'm sure there's a million more things for you to do around SF than there is me in St. Louis :lol:

Speaking of, I've been kinda down on my (lack of) social life the past couple months, too.. :strokebeard: Gonna check to see if anything cool is posted for the near future


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Invisiblefee
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Re: LNC [Re: pcplease]
    #19072708 - 11/01/13 10:54 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

No trannies but I almost got into a fight for guessing a girl's costume wrong and the bf didn't find me very funny.


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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InvisibleTrentBoyett
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Re: LNC [Re: fee]
    #19072711 - 11/01/13 10:55 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

what'd you guess and what was it?


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InvisibleSet
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Re: LNC [Re: fee]
    #19072714 - 11/01/13 10:55 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

she wasn't an actual tranny huh


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Re: LNC [Re: fee]
    #19072716 - 11/01/13 10:56 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Hello. I'm drunk.


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Invisiblefee
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Re: LNC [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19072734 - 11/01/13 11:00 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I said to her that I really liked her costume, she said she wasn't wearing one, and gave a baffled look and said come on now you definitely dressed up as a slut tonight.

Bf got pissed and started talking shit and told him to smile and laugh because it was good joke she pulled him away.

A few homeless people got a kick out of it.


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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InvisibleTrentBoyett
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Re: LNC [Re: fee]
    #19072742 - 11/01/13 11:01 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

fee said:
I said to her that I really liked her costume, she said she wasn't wearing one, and gave a baffled look and said come on now you definitely dressed up as a slut tonight.

Bf got pissed and started talking shit and told him to smile and laugh because it was good joke she pulled him away.

A few homeless people got a kick out of it.



funniest story I heard in a while.

I don't get out much, obviously


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Invisiblefee
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Re: LNC [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19072754 - 11/01/13 11:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

And I also ran into the nicest crack dealers in the world. They offered I said nah but would take some mush orppaper kind of jokingly and told me I find that around I told him I was joking and he told me who ran what block and sold what. So if I want to be a crack head heroin addict or meth head I could the hook. Hahahaha


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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InvisibleSet
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Re: LNC [Re: fee]
    #19072761 - 11/01/13 11:06 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

I said to her that I really liked her costume, she said she wasn't wearing one, and gave a baffled look and said come on now you definitely dressed up as a slut tonight.

Bf got pissed and started talking shit and told him to smile and laugh because it was good joke she pulled him away.




haha nice


Although, it's possible that had you engaged in the same dialogue with the dude you may have confused him for long enough to pull the girlfriend away.


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Re: LNC [Re: Set]
    #19072783 - 11/01/13 11:12 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Will one of you please wake me up tomorrow at 6, i don't wanna miss my test but my alarm only wakes me up like 30% of the time :sad:


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Re: LNC [Re: Set]
    #19072785 - 11/01/13 11:12 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

He was a Guido douche


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: LNC [Re: dontknow]
    #19072799 - 11/01/13 11:15 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

dontknow said:
Will one of you please wake me up tomorrow at 6, i don't wanna miss my test but my alarm only wakes me up like 30% of the time :sad:



how exactly do you expect us to do that?


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InvisibleSet
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Re: LNC [Re: dontknow] * 1
    #19072803 - 11/01/13 11:16 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Ya man, go into user settings and make sure your Shroomery volume is turned up, and I gotcha.


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Re: LNC [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19072808 - 11/01/13 11:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I wish I had some acid. Last winter I would come home drunk and then take copious amounts of acid. It was...an interesting time.


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Re: LNC [Re: TheMule73]
    #19072812 - 11/01/13 11:19 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

TheMule73 said:
I wish I had some acid. Last winter I would come home drunk and then take copious amounts of acid. It was...an interesting time.



:cop:


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