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OfflineMello KittyS
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looks like i will be going to jail
    #19070087 - 11/01/13 02:09 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

i got busted last October for DUI, and Possession of Heroin. it was my first offense so i was offered to go into the ARD program. which is a program in my State for first time offenders which is essentially a way for me to pay my way out of being charged and even having a record. the problem is ive been completely destitute and have no way of making the money in time. it can cost up to 3,000$ not counting all my fines. i just talked to my public defender on the phone and explained that i cant come up with the money. she said that i would have to enter the Guilty Plea and be charged with multiple felonies accordingly. im supposed to be getting charged this December so happy birthday to me im going to jail. the funny thing is i dont even care anymore. even being sober for a year i have lost all hope in life anyway. i guess this gives me a month to do whatever it is in the world i want to do. who knows maybe after it all i finally wont wake up. oh well, you play you pay. lock me up and throw away the key



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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #19070097 - 11/01/13 02:12 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

im so sorry about that. im in a similar situation for a DUI i got last october, and a felony drug possession charge i got last november. shit sucks. hope things start looking up for you!


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #19070107 - 11/01/13 02:13 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Hey going to jail isn't the worst thing ever, I am going back to jail in december most likely for felony posession, all my hopes for obtaining my dream job are pretty much fucked, and my schooling went to waste. Hang in there, it's not the end of the world, you managed to get sober and that's a huge step now make the best out of your life.

Good luck ellen, hope you get your shit figures out and find your happiness
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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #19070111 - 11/01/13 02:13 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I don't think so.  We don't lock up people for the crime of being destitute.  Things will work out.  You'll see.  You can come out of this smiling.  Get it behind you and move on with your life.  Consider this a gift.  I know that is hard and you are feeling the pinch of the vise at the moment, but the right attitude and flexibility will help you through this.


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #19070122 - 11/01/13 02:15 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I spent a while in jail and my brother as well, i can tell you id rather be in jail then when i was rippin' and runnin shooting coke and heroin. Its not so bad just real boring, an maybe you can worm your way into a rehab or half-way house, thats what i did, but i got kicked out for smoking crack and went to jail again.


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Mello Kitty] * 1
    #19070144 - 11/01/13 02:19 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Mello Kitty said:
i got busted last October for DUI, and Possession of Heroin. it was my first offense so i was offered to go into the ARD program. which is a program in my State for first time offenders which is essentially a way for me to pay my way out of being charged and even having a record. the problem is ive been completely destitute and have no way of making the money in time. it can cost up to 3,000$ not counting all my fines. i just talked to my public defender on the phone and explained that i cant come up with the money. she said that i would have to enter the Guilty Plea and be charged with multiple felonies accordingly. im supposed to be getting charged this December so happy birthday to me im going to jail. the funny thing is i dont even care anymore. even being sober for a year i have lost all hope in life anyway. i guess this gives me a month to do whatever it is in the world i want to do. who knows maybe after it all i finally wont wake up. oh well, you play you pay. lock me up and throw away the key





A month is enough time to raise 3000$ if you work hard at it, I think.


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #19070153 - 11/01/13 02:20 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

How? Robbing liquor stores, i need to know this quick way to get 3 grand in a month.


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #19070169 - 11/01/13 02:22 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

If you are a GIRL and are somewhat ATTRACTIVE looking, give a couple handjobs and you'll have the money in no time. $60 handjobs would mean you jerk off 50 men. If you do 5 a day, you'll have the money in under 2 weeks.

If you're a guy, you're fucked.

Also, what is girl jail like? I imagine it to be really mellow and chill.


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Alexestalex]
    #19070186 - 11/01/13 02:25 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Alexestalex said:
Also, what is girl jail like? I imagine it to be really mellow and chill.




Females can be just as cruel and crazy in jail. you'll get the ones who think theyre the alpha females and you have to be their bitch, just like guy jail.

I'm just basing this off of documentaries though lol


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Alexestalex]
    #19070188 - 11/01/13 02:26 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I can assure you female jail is just as fucking boring.

Also, anytime the poor girls would be on a court run, we'd yell sadistic horrible things to em while in a holding tank.


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: The_Red_Crayon]
    #19070191 - 11/01/13 02:26 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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The_Red_Crayon said:
How? Robbing liquor stores, i need to know this quick way to get 3 grand in a month.



Its just plain old work get a job (don't know how long that'll take) do whatever hours they give. Collect scrap metal from the free section on craigslist and sell it, do odd jobs, be working for money all day everyday. You say your destitute so You probably don't have much to sell, if you do sell it, ask the shroomery for money. Its tough but its also possible


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #19070201 - 11/01/13 02:29 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Im not destitute, i did my time of incarceration.


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Herbologist]
    #19070204 - 11/01/13 02:30 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Herbologist said:
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Alexestalex said:
Also, what is girl jail like? I imagine it to be really mellow and chill.




Females can be just as cruel and crazy in jail. you'll get the ones who think theyre the alpha females and you have to be their bitch, just like guy jail.

I'm just basing this off of documentaries though lol




maybe in prison. state and county are just boring as fuck. it's like a cross between bootcamp, and
highschool. lol. im sure it depends on which state you're in, and who's in there at the time though.


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: The_Red_Crayon]
    #19070210 - 11/01/13 02:31 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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The_Red_Crayon said:
How? Robbing liquor stores, i need to know this quick way to get 3 grand in a month.



Its just plain old work get a job (don't know how long that'll take) do whatever hours they give. Collect scrap metal from the free section on craigslist and sell it, do odd jobs, be working for money all day everyday. You say your destitute
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The_Red_Crayon said:
Im not destitute, i did my time of incarceration.



Whoops I meant that part to OP but yeah if you really have to raise 3k in a month it is possible


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Re: looks like i will be going to <nobr><a id="FALINK_2_0_1" class="FAtxtL" href="#">jail</a></nobr> [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #19070218 - 11/01/13 02:33 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Collecting scrap metal was how i funded my heroin habit. Of course a lot of the scrap was free, i just had to yank it out of the construction site or abandoned house it came from.


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Re: looks like i will be going to <nobr><a id="FALINK_2_0_1" class="FAtxtL" href="#">jail</a></nobr> [Re: The_Red_Crayon]
    #19070225 - 11/01/13 02:35 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

A girl could probably make that money in two weeks stripping, I know this gay dude who made like 300$ in one night!


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Legend]
    #19070228 - 11/01/13 02:35 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Id rather be in prison then jail, county jails are so fucking boring. GOD! and the food sucks, if you dont have commissary i swear to god you get so hungry, and its to fucking cold put some goddamn heat on in that bitch, and the MRSA, damn staph infections turn your face into the Pacific ring of fire.


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Mello Kitty] * 1
    #19070235 - 11/01/13 02:37 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Dont listen to these people, courts can be persuaded and worked on, I acted like i was complete bat shit nuts and they dropped a 1k fine, of course i was mandated anti-psychotics but fuck i didnt pay them shit, did go to jail anyway though.


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: The_Red_Crayon]
    #19070261 - 11/01/13 02:44 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

its whatever. im good. im ok with it. ive been in lockups before and institutionalized on several levels. but never jailed for an extended period. i just hope i can smoke cigarettes while im inside or its going to kill me. i wont steal anymore. i wont deal anymore. i dont prostitute in any form "handjobs" and stripping is out. i dont take hand outs. i live with my parents now who are also poor and dying. i have zero means of transportation so a real job has been out of the question until i move out. my relationship just ended. after the pain and heart break i have just felt, im pretty content with all of this. nothing seems to matter. i have been to hell and back countless times already with everything ive been thru. i seem to be a survivor. so this to shall pass


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #19070284 - 11/01/13 02:52 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Alexestalex #26
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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Mello Kitty] * 1
    #19070288 - 11/01/13 02:54 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Damn straight, look it blows, i have been clean from heroin a little over 3 years, its rough, and no one is going to understand that, shit, all my friends are either dead or locked up so value your freedom while you got it. Heres my advice, find a AA or NA meeting, get a sponsor, or someone who will vouch for you, shit no transportation? ive seen sponsors do a lot for their people. You just want to stack as much good shit into your file, if your sittin around on your ass, come court time you wont have any excuse for them not to jail you. Dont listen to the idiots advocating prostitution, ive seen to many folks go down that road, it infuriates me a snide little shit would even mention that. Its good that you realize your limitations but dont give up and roll over and let them rail you into jail, their is always ways around shit.

Theirs no tobacco unfortunately in US jails or prisons, although ive seen people sneak cigs or top tobacco in and sell it for like 10 trays of food.


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: The_Red_Crayon]
    #19070296 - 11/01/13 02:57 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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The_Red_Crayon said:
Damn straight, look it blows, i have been clean from heroin a little over 3 years, its rough, and no one is going to understand that, shit, all my friends are either dead or locked up so value your freedom while you got it. Heres my advice, find a AA or NA meeting, get a sponsor, or someone who will vouch for you, shit no transportation? ive seen sponsors do a lot for their people. You just want to stack as much good shit into your file, if your sittin around on your ass, come court time you wont have any excuse for them not to jail you. Dont listen to the idiots advocating prostitution, ive seen to many folks go down that road, it infuriates me a snide little shit would even mention that. Its good that you realize your limitations but dont give up and roll over and let them rail you into jail, their is always ways around shit.



qft


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: The_Red_Crayon]
    #19070302 - 11/01/13 02:57 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

thank you much Crayon.. i value your wisdom


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: The_Red_Crayon]
    #19070310 - 11/01/13 03:00 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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How? Robbing liquor stores, i need to know this quick way to get 3 grand in a month.



I think he meant selling drugs.


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: mellowparty]
    #19070316 - 11/01/13 03:02 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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mellowparty said:
Quote:

The_Red_Crayon said:
How? Robbing liquor stores, i need to know this quick way to get 3 grand in a month.



I think he meant selling drugs.



I meant constant hard work


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: The_Red_Crayon] * 1
    #19070319 - 11/01/13 03:03 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Prostitution is the oldest trade in the world


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Konyap]
    #19070327 - 11/01/13 03:04 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

along with crack dealing


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Konyap]
    #19070339 - 11/01/13 03:06 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Really? you smoke crack alot? i smoked my fucking weight in the shit and prostitution makes me fucking sick, to this day i can barely even walk into a strip joint. I feel like i want to save everyone.


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: The_Red_Crayon]
    #19070356 - 11/01/13 03:09 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I mean if OP can work at one of those thai massage places and make some boku bucks.


Edited by Konyap (11/01/13 03:10 PM)


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Konyap]
    #19070372 - 11/01/13 03:12 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

And this solves her legal trouble how?


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: The_Red_Crayon] * 10
    #19070385 - 11/01/13 03:16 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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The_Red_Crayon said:
Really? you smoke crack alot? i smoked my fucking weight in the shit and prostitution makes me fucking sick, to this day i can barely even walk into a strip joint. I feel like i want to save everyone.




What are you Captain Save-A-Hoe?


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: The_Red_Crayon]
    #19070393 - 11/01/13 03:17 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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And this solves her legal trouble how?




I didn't bring it up lol just mentioning


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Re: looks like i will be going to <nobr><a id="FALINK_2_0_1" class="FAtxtL" href="#">jail</a></nobr> [Re: The_Red_Crayon]
    #19070403 - 11/01/13 03:19 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Looks like you had some spyware on your pc:lol:


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Re: looks like i will be going to <nobr><a id="FALINK_1_0_0" class="FAtxtL" href="#">jail</a></nobr> [Re: Ojom]
    #19070405 - 11/01/13 03:20 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Yea in ways, i know its not worth it, i tried helping people and one stole my shit, and i wasnt angry about it, i stole so much shit, i feel with all the heroin i cut with vitamins, all the people i turned on to shooting up, or those i gave hepatitis c too, i even pawned my dead step-dads wedding band. I inflicted so much hurt and pain and theirs a few people dead directly because of my actions, more then anything that pains me and I feel i have to save people for what i did to everyone else.


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Re: looks like i will be going to <nobr><a id="FALINK_2_0_1" class="FAtxtL" href="#">jail</a></nobr> [Re: B_BOY] * 1
    #19070409 - 11/01/13 03:21 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Looks like you had some spyware on your pc:lol:




Dude i got epic spyware on my shit, im to lazy to remove it.


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: The_Red_Crayon]
    #19070411 - 11/01/13 03:21 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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to this day i can barely even walk into a strip joint. I feel like i want to save everyone.



Wow, really dude? Please tell me your trolling, you sound like one of those sheltered kiddies that don't get laid often


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Re: looks like i will be going to <nobr><a id="FALINK_1_0_0" class="FAtxtL" href="#">jail</a></nobr> [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19070426 - 11/01/13 03:25 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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The_Red_Crayon said:
to this day i can barely even walk into a strip joint. I feel like i want to save everyone.



Wow, really dude? Please tell me your trolling, you sound like one of those sheltered kiddies that don't get laid often




Im married, which i guess does mean i dont get laid often enough.


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Re: looks like i will be going to <nobr><a id="FALINK_2_0_1" class="FAtxtL" href="#">jail</a></nobr> [Re: The_Red_Crayon]
    #19070442 - 11/01/13 03:27 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #19070539 - 11/01/13 03:50 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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NotTheDevil said:
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mellowparty said:
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The_Red_Crayon said:
How? Robbing liquor stores, i need to know this quick way to get 3 grand in a month.



I think he meant selling drugs.



I meant constant hard work



As in constantly selling hard drugs? Cause thats pretty much hard work.


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #19070752 - 11/01/13 04:25 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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i got busted last October for DUI, and Possession of Heroin. it was my first offense so i was offered to go into the ARD program. which is a program in my State for first time offenders which is essentially a way for me to pay my way out of being charged and even having a record. the problem is ive been completely destitute and have no way of making the money in time. it can cost up to 3,000$ not counting all my fines. i just talked to my public defender on the phone and explained that i cant come up with the money. she said that i would have to enter the Guilty Plea and be charged with multiple felonies accordingly. im supposed to be getting charged this December so happy birthday to me im going to jail. the funny thing is i dont even care anymore. even being sober for a year i have lost all hope in life anyway. i guess this gives me a month to do whatever it is in the world i want to do. who knows maybe after it all i finally wont wake up. oh well, you play you pay. lock me up and throw away the key






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Re: looks like i will be going to <nobr><a id="FALINK_1_0_0" class="FAtxtL" href="#">jail</a></nobr> [Re: The_Red_Crayon]
    #19070761 - 11/01/13 04:26 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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to this day i can barely even walk into a strip joint. I feel like i want to save everyone.



Wow, really dude? Please tell me your trolling, you sound like one of those sheltered kiddies that don't get laid often




Im married, which i guess does mean i dont get laid often enough.



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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #19071189 - 11/01/13 05:41 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

With your fines and shit what is it? About 5G? Can you ask the judge for a payment plan or some shit? Your lawyer sounds pretty sucky.


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #19071283 - 11/01/13 06:00 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I'm dealing with a bit of the same legal stuff right now.

You know how to be positive, so practice it!

It may sound retarded, and I'm not going to say "I know how you feel" because I really don't, but just stay positive.

Events cause thoughts, and thoughts cause feelings and subsequent behaviors.  All you can do is change that thought to something positive.  The rest will follow.

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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #19071290 - 11/01/13 06:02 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

it has been my experience 100% that there are no payment plans or assistance programs to help criminals in the justice system ((in this state atleast)). there is the ARD Program which is a way for the state/etc to make tons of money off of crime. but if you cant pay to get in the program or continue to make the payments while in the program then you are removed. ive known people on the program that just paid, and i know ones on the program that said fuck it and were charged. yeah they are pretty shitty, they are Public Defenders thats why, not Lawyers. i dont think they really care they are just putting in the time. when i go to court i can see what i can do. but from the looks of things right now it seems like im fucked.


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Set]
    #19071295 - 11/01/13 06:03 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I'll send you books if you want!  Good luck, youll make it through this.


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Set]
    #19071302 - 11/01/13 06:04 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

How long are you going to be in jail?


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Mello Kitty] * 1
    #19071309 - 11/01/13 06:05 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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it has been my experience 100% that there are no payment plans or assistance programs to help criminals in the justice system ((in this state atleast)). there is the ARD Program which is a way for the state/etc to make tons of money off of crime. but if you cant pay to get in the program or continue to make the payments while in the program then you are removed. ive known people on the program that just paid, and i know ones on the program that said fuck it and were charged. yeah they are pretty shitty, they are Public Defenders thats why, not Lawyers. i dont think they really care they are just putting in the time. when i go to court i can see what i can do. but from the looks of things right now it seems like im fucked.




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You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.

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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #19071319 - 11/01/13 06:07 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

if you didn't pay for your attorney then that's definitely the reason this is happening


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Konyap]
    #19074086 - 11/02/13 08:40 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

You will survive.  It will suck, but if you're addicted to hard drugs it will likely be good for you, let you clear your head.  See if there's any programs you can get into instead.


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #19074115 - 11/02/13 08:52 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

if you're a chick, i'm very sorry, i tell my girl all the time, jail is not a place for a woman.

but, anyway, feel better, i might go to prison!

and hey, you know why you're in this situation, same reason as i am.

we're fucking junkies, that's what we do, OD and go to jail.

that's the only way you or i will get clean, so fuck it.

if you've never been before, don't shit while you're locked in with your bunkie, only person you give free shit to is your bunkie, and don't let others sucker you into giving them free commissary.

no free coffee, no free soup hookups, nothing.

don't appear weak, and if you can help it, don't go to jail dope sick.

good luck.

PS
get on work block.
where i live, every month you're on work block you get 11 days off your sentence.
it'll look good when you're up for parole or whatever know what i'm sayin?


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Konyap] * 1
    #19074145 - 11/02/13 09:04 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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if you didn't pay for your attorney then that's definitely the reason this is happening





um, no

I know a Public Defender that got charges against 2 of my friends dropped,
one was in possession of ecstasy and the other sold LSD to an undercover
cop. a PD has to plead your case as not guilty if you choose it, all those
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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #19074155 - 11/02/13 09:06 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:whathesaid:  i have seen many times a PD do just as much as a paid attorney.


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Re: looks like i will be going to <nobr><a id="FALINK_1_0_0" class="FAtxtL" href="#">jail</a></nobr> [Re: B_BOY]
    #19074158 - 11/02/13 09:09 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I dodged a felony theft with a PD.


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: B_BOY]
    #19074164 - 11/02/13 09:11 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I guess EHM and work release would be out of the question, since you're destitute and not employed.  Can you ask for work crew or community service?  Chances are, if you are sentenced in December, and IF they make you do straight hard time, that they will schedule out your commit to altleast a month down the road.  They aren't going to throw you in that day.  That gives you plenty of time to prepare.


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: sprinkles]
    #19074175 - 11/02/13 09:14 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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don't shit while you're locked in with your bunkie




When do you shit?


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #19074185 - 11/02/13 09:18 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

when everyone is locked outta cell.

go tell your bunkie you're taking a shit, to grab what he wants outta the cell before you do it, oh and this brings me to my next important point.

courtesy flush.

as you are shitting, keep flushing the toilet, this is crucial. you could get fucked up for taking a shit the wrong way if you're jail/prison is hard enough. 

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Re: looks like i will be going to <nobr><a id="FALINK_2_0_1" class="FAtxtL" href="#">jail</a></nobr> [Re: stzacrack]
    #19074195 - 11/02/13 09:20 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Yea, last clink i was locked up in was just like that, we had toothpaste caps that we glued to the door with toothpaste so it wouldnt lock shut cause then you have to hit the mic and ask a guard to hit the door again, we'd hang a shirt or tp the window up, hell you can even have a decent rub out if you wanted.


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19074260 - 11/02/13 09:37 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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I didn't read any of the replies, but my advice is to start selling drugs.




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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Free.Your.Mind]
    #19074284 - 11/02/13 09:40 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

court appointed lawyers are a 50/50. ive had some that got everything dropped and ive had some that made the situation worse.

i myself actually got my 2nd dwi dropped. my lawyer kept telling me to take what the da was offering. i went to court for about 6 months with info and ended up getting the charge dropped.

this bitch didnt even tell me. i showed up to my court date and when they didnt call my name i approched the bench and they were like,

"um, your case was dropped a few weeks ago. your lawyer should have called you."

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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #19074310 - 11/02/13 09:49 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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i got busted last October for DUI, and Possession of Heroin. it was my first offense so i was offered to go into the ARD program. which is a program in my State for first time offenders which is essentially a way for me to pay my way out of being charged and even having a record. the problem is ive been completely destitute and have no way of making the money in time. it can cost up to 3,000$ not counting all my fines. i just talked to my public defender on the phone and explained that i cant come up with the money.







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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Eddeee]
    #19074315 - 11/02/13 09:50 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Seems like OP has had a whole year to do something about this. Kinda late now i would say.


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: B_BOY]
    #19074404 - 11/02/13 10:14 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

It pisses me off that minor drug offenders end up in jail. You could try talking to them and make a deal where you go to treatment and do no jail time. Honestly it is better to get off heroin sooner than later because that shit is expensive.


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: mindgnome]
    #19074449 - 11/02/13 10:24 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

No one should ever go to jail for drugs or any other victimless crime.


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: B_BOY]
    #19074453 - 11/02/13 10:25 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Seems like OP has had a whole year to do something about this. Kinda late now i would say.




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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #19074457 - 11/02/13 10:25 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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No one should ever go to jail for drugs or any other victimless crime.



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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Konyap]
    #19074637 - 11/02/13 11:10 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

$3,000? loan shark, pay day advance, apply for every no interest credit card you can, and take out cash advances. If you go to jail over 3k, you didn't try to stay out hard enough or just don't care.


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: funkerdslr]
    #19074641 - 11/02/13 11:12 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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$3,000? loan shark, pay day advance apply for every no interest credit card you can find and take out cash advances. If you go to jail over 3k, you didn't try to stay out hard enough or just don't care.




I wouldn't advise this. If OP can't come up with 3 grand in a years time, taking out a cash advance is a pretty terrible idea. To me it sounds like OP doesn't give a shit.


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    #19074700 - 11/02/13 11:31 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

yeah, let her go. its a part of life...


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #19074709 - 11/02/13 11:33 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

oh and again, another pointer.

your word is all you got locked up.

don't break it no matter what.

you say something you gotta do it, so be careful.

they're going to tell you're green, the more experienced will try and get you to do stupid trades for commissary or t-shirts or whatever.

be smart, they'll respect you if you say no.


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    #19074715 - 11/02/13 11:35 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #19074735 - 11/02/13 11:40 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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i got busted last October for DUI, and Possession of Heroin. it was my first offense so i was offered to go into the ARD program. which is a program in my State for first time offenders which is essentially a way for me to pay my way out of being charged and even having a record. the problem is ive been completely destitute and have no way of making the money in time. it can cost up to 3,000$ not counting all my fines. i just talked to my public defender on the phone and explained that i cant come up with the money. she said that i would have to enter the Guilty Plea and be charged with multiple felonies accordingly. im supposed to be getting charged this December so happy birthday to me im going to jail. the funny thing is i dont even care anymore. even being sober for a year i have lost all hope in life anyway. i guess this gives me a month to do whatever it is in the world i want to do. who knows maybe after it all i finally wont wake up. oh well, you play you pay. lock me up and throw away the key






Get a job. It doesn't have to be a good job, anything, the courts will work with you they just want the money. They accept payment plans....its the government.

If its your first time being in trouble they won't send you to jail.

Most states have more programs than just one. It sounds like your public defender is useless I would ask for another one or find a way to hire one...Most attorneys will at least meet with you for free to discuss your case and lay out options and then tell you how much they charge obviously.

It all comes down to how bad you want to stay out of jail. If you want to you can trust me I've done it a lottttt. Spent a lotttttt of money too. Even if you didn't do anything I doubt the judge sends you to jail for a DUI and a small amount of personal use heroin if you haven't been in trouble before.


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Poor Boy]
    #19074741 - 11/02/13 11:41 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

IF they do finally convict you and it goes on your record, they will put you on probation for a first time (non-violent) felony rather than put u in jail.


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: MHbound]
    #19074749 - 11/02/13 11:42 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

if you tell them you're a junkie they might give you cset probation or worse, drug court.

but be careful with drug court, you get 5 years drug court, and fuck it up, you gotta go to prison for 5 years.

i know a lot of the guys locked up are there to serve 1 year bids with probation when they get out just to avoid drug court, because half the people in county are there on drug court violations.

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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #19074750 - 11/02/13 11:42 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Mello Kitty said: the funny thing is i dont even care anymore. even being sober for a year i have lost all hope in life anyway. i guess this gives me a month to do whatever it is in the world i want to do. who knows maybe after it all i finally wont wake up. oh well, you play you pay. lock me up and throw away the key






So instead of getting a job, you sat around and did nothing all day. Now a year later and all you can do is self loathe that you just sat around in your parents house all day.

Instead of trying to fix the situation, you just dig yourself deeper in the hole.

Its hard to pity you when you don't even try.


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Uzziel]
    #19074757 - 11/02/13 11:44 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Uzziel said:
Quote:

Mello Kitty said: the funny thing is i dont even care anymore. even being sober for a year i have lost all hope in life anyway. i guess this gives me a month to do whatever it is in the world i want to do. who knows maybe after it all i finally wont wake up. oh well, you play you pay. lock me up and throw away the key






So instead of getting a job, you sat around and did nothing all day. Now a year later and all you can do is self loathe that you just sat around in your parents house all day.

Instead of trying to fix the situation, you just dig yourself deeper in the hole.

Its hard to pity you when you don't even try.




it's not hard for me to pity you, take it easy dude, she/he's a junkie.

it's not an excuse, rather a reason for why OP is in this situation.


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: MHbound]
    #19074765 - 11/02/13 11:46 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah I could easily make 3k in a year doing odd jobs around my neighborhood. Cleaning out attics/garages/yard work/babysitting/pool care/painting rooms and fences/walking dogs/house sitting/helping setup garage sales/washing cars etc    There's so much grunt work to be done everywhere you just have to go do it
In Highschool i even got paid to drive my neighbors kids to school…

If all I needed to do was make 3 grand to stay out of jail and I had a year to do it, I'd bust my ass at the beginning and come up with the money


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #19074819 - 11/02/13 12:05 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

MelloKitty,

Think positively.
Do you know how long you'll be in jail/prison for?
Remember that conversation we had in the chat room recently and how I told you you inspired me to quit dxm when I learned that you quit heroin?
You are a good person.
Just think about that moment when you get out of jail/prison. 
Also, don't forget that life is what you make of it.
Really!  You can make life good or bad; all depends on your mindset.


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #19074831 - 11/02/13 12:09 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

thank you for the positive vibes. i actually didnt spend the year doing "nothing" i spent the majority of it already locked up in institutions. i spent this year in detoxes, rehabs, and psych wards. to many to count. as soon as i got out of one i was either forced into another or put myself there.


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #19074868 - 11/02/13 12:16 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I figured you weren't doing nothing haha.
I hope all of what you've been doin' is helpin' you in some way.
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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #19074945 - 11/02/13 12:38 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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No one should ever go to jail for drugs or any other victimless crime.




I completely agree. But OP was also caught driving under the influence which is really stupid and selfish. It has the potential to destroy an innocent person's live in a heart beat. For that, I think she should be jailed.


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Legend]
    #19074959 - 11/02/13 12:41 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Also, what is girl jail like? I imagine it to be really mellow and chill.




Females can be just as cruel and crazy in jail. you'll get the ones who think theyre the alpha females and you have to be their bitch, just like guy jail.

I'm just basing this off of documentaries though lol




maybe in prison. state and county are just boring as fuck. it's like a cross between bootcamp, and
highschool. lol. im sure it depends on which state you're in, and who's in there at the time though.




Eh you have a point there, prison's where the harsher shit goes down. There are gangfights in jail though, but if you're not a gang member or flashing it, your week or two in jail won't really be a big deal.

If you're spending a few months in jail that's going to be boring as fuck, just as long as they don't send you to a state corrections institute out in the middle of the desert(prison) and they keep you at the local county jail, you'll be good.


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How? Robbing liquor stores, i need to know this quick way to get 3 grand in a month.





Cash loan...  You'll be in debt, but if you're out of prison it's far easier to work off a loan than if you're in prison.  May end up spending an extra grand in fees but it can keep you out of jail.


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Alexestalex]
    #19074963 - 11/02/13 12:42 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

You can also kill someone driving sober.


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Alexestalex]
    #19074975 - 11/02/13 12:45 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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No one should ever go to jail for drugs or any other victimless crime.




I completely agree. But OP was also caught driving under the influence which is really stupid and selfish. It has the potential to destroy an innocent person's live in a heart beat. For that, I think she should be jailed.




From the bottom of my heart, shut the fuck up :wink:


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Alexestalex]
    #19074988 - 11/02/13 12:47 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Alexestalex said:
Quote:

TheFakeSunRa said:
No one should ever go to jail for drugs or any other victimless crime.




I completely agree. But OP was also caught driving under the influence which is really stupid and selfish. It has the potential to destroy an innocent person's live in a heart beat. For that, I think she should be jailed.




A lot of times they catch you driving with drugs and you are the only one in the car then they automatically charge you with drugged driving(DUI) but you are not under the influence.


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #19074990 - 11/02/13 12:48 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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You can also kill someone driving sober.





Aren't most vehicular deaths caused by sober people making an error?  I believe the average under the influence accident accounts for between 25%-30% of all fatal accidents, the other 70-75% are all sober people fucking up.


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Alexestalex]
    #19074998 - 11/02/13 12:49 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Alexestalex said:
Quote:

TheFakeSunRa said:
No one should ever go to jail for drugs or any other victimless crime.




I completely agree. But OP was also caught driving under the influence which is really stupid and selfish. It has the potential to destroy an innocent person's live in a heart beat. For that, I think she should be jailed.




yeah, I think you should be hit in the face with a mace.  If you're so innocent why the fuck are you in a drug forum.  scumbag, shut the fuck up


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: sprinkles]
    #19075009 - 11/02/13 12:51 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Whoah what's with the hostility?  Take it down a notch or gtfo and go to OTD where we can make you sob all night long about your insignificances.


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Maverick]
    #19075012 - 11/02/13 12:52 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Whoah what's with the hostility?  Take it down a notch or gtfo and go to OTD where we can make you sob all night long about your insignificances.




No.


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Maverick]
    #19075016 - 11/02/13 12:52 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Whoah what's with the hostility?  Take it down a notch or gtfo and go to OTD where we can make you sob all night long about your insignificances.





are you talking to me?  go play video games, ******

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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: sprinkles]
    #19075024 - 11/02/13 12:54 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

It seems you're retarded and came to the wrong forums?  Would you like some help with that?  There's this lovely thing called Bannage.

Also, why'd you mutilate the cat?  Sick fuck.


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Maverick]
    #19075025 - 11/02/13 12:54 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

i wasnt high on anything at the time, i was driving to go get high. i had a bunch of used needles, heroin, and dilaudid. but i had 7 different substances still in my blood that night from an outrageous bender that week. and if you know anything about a heroin addict anyway there are two states of mind. Under the Influence, or Sick. with my tolerance at the time there wasnt even a high when i used anymore, there was just a "not sick". i drive alot less careless and wreckless when im "not sick" then when i am sick. as bad as it may sound


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: sprinkles]
    #19075031 - 11/02/13 12:57 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Leave the thread trolls. There's real talk in here.


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #19075051 - 11/02/13 12:57 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

This thread has been closed.

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