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Re: looks like i will be going to <nobr><a id="FALINK_1_0_0" class="FAtxtL" href="#">jail</a></nobr> [Re: The_Red_Crayon]
    #19070761 - 11/01/13 04:26 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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The_Red_Crayon said:
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volcomstoner said:
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The_Red_Crayon said:
to this day i can barely even walk into a strip joint. I feel like i want to save everyone.



Wow, really dude? Please tell me your trolling, you sound like one of those sheltered kiddies that don't get laid often




Im married, which i guess does mean i dont get laid often enough.



okay you got me there


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #19071189 - 11/01/13 05:41 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

With your fines and shit what is it? About 5G? Can you ask the judge for a payment plan or some shit? Your lawyer sounds pretty sucky.


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[quote]Asante said:
You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.

You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason.

I disendorse you.[/quote]


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #19071283 - 11/01/13 06:00 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I'm dealing with a bit of the same legal stuff right now.

You know how to be positive, so practice it!

It may sound retarded, and I'm not going to say "I know how you feel" because I really don't, but just stay positive.

Events cause thoughts, and thoughts cause feelings and subsequent behaviors.  All you can do is change that thought to something positive.  The rest will follow.

I wish you the best of luck.  :hug:


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #19071290 - 11/01/13 06:02 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

it has been my experience 100% that there are no payment plans or assistance programs to help criminals in the justice system ((in this state atleast)). there is the ARD Program which is a way for the state/etc to make tons of money off of crime. but if you cant pay to get in the program or continue to make the payments while in the program then you are removed. ive known people on the program that just paid, and i know ones on the program that said fuck it and were charged. yeah they are pretty shitty, they are Public Defenders thats why, not Lawyers. i dont think they really care they are just putting in the time. when i go to court i can see what i can do. but from the looks of things right now it seems like im fucked.


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Set]
    #19071295 - 11/01/13 06:03 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I'll send you books if you want!  Good luck, youll make it through this.


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Set]
    #19071302 - 11/01/13 06:04 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

How long are you going to be in jail?


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Mello Kitty] * 1
    #19071309 - 11/01/13 06:05 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Mello Kitty said:
it has been my experience 100% that there are no payment plans or assistance programs to help criminals in the justice system ((in this state atleast)). there is the ARD Program which is a way for the state/etc to make tons of money off of crime. but if you cant pay to get in the program or continue to make the payments while in the program then you are removed. ive known people on the program that just paid, and i know ones on the program that said fuck it and were charged. yeah they are pretty shitty, they are Public Defenders thats why, not Lawyers. i dont think they really care they are just putting in the time. when i go to court i can see what i can do. but from the looks of things right now it seems like im fucked.




Even paid lawyers just follow a fucking rubric


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[quote]Asante said:
You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.

You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason.

I disendorse you.[/quote]


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #19071319 - 11/01/13 06:07 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

if you didn't pay for your attorney then that's definitely the reason this is happening


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Konyap]
    #19074086 - 11/02/13 08:40 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

You will survive.  It will suck, but if you're addicted to hard drugs it will likely be good for you, let you clear your head.  See if there's any programs you can get into instead.


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #19074115 - 11/02/13 08:52 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

if you're a chick, i'm very sorry, i tell my girl all the time, jail is not a place for a woman.

but, anyway, feel better, i might go to prison!

and hey, you know why you're in this situation, same reason as i am.

we're fucking junkies, that's what we do, OD and go to jail.

that's the only way you or i will get clean, so fuck it.

if you've never been before, don't shit while you're locked in with your bunkie, only person you give free shit to is your bunkie, and don't let others sucker you into giving them free commissary.

no free coffee, no free soup hookups, nothing.

don't appear weak, and if you can help it, don't go to jail dope sick.

good luck.

PS
get on work block.
where i live, every month you're on work block you get 11 days off your sentence.
it'll look good when you're up for parole or whatever know what i'm sayin?


Edited by stzacrack (11/02/13 08:54 AM)


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Konyap] * 1
    #19074145 - 11/02/13 09:04 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Illyabo said:
if you didn't pay for your attorney then that's definitely the reason this is happening





um, no

I know a Public Defender that got charges against 2 of my friends dropped,
one was in possession of ecstasy and the other sold LSD to an undercover
cop. a PD has to plead your case as not guilty if you choose it, all those
folks that are plead as guilty chose that course of action


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #19074155 - 11/02/13 09:06 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:whathesaid:  i have seen many times a PD do just as much as a paid attorney.


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Re: looks like i will be going to <nobr><a id="FALINK_1_0_0" class="FAtxtL" href="#">jail</a></nobr> [Re: B_BOY]
    #19074158 - 11/02/13 09:09 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I dodged a felony theft with a PD.


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: B_BOY]
    #19074164 - 11/02/13 09:11 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I guess EHM and work release would be out of the question, since you're destitute and not employed.  Can you ask for work crew or community service?  Chances are, if you are sentenced in December, and IF they make you do straight hard time, that they will schedule out your commit to altleast a month down the road.  They aren't going to throw you in that day.  That gives you plenty of time to prepare.


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: sprinkles]
    #19074175 - 11/02/13 09:14 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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don't shit while you're locked in with your bunkie




When do you shit?


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[quote]Asante said:
You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.

You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason.

I disendorse you.[/quote]


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #19074185 - 11/02/13 09:18 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

when everyone is locked outta cell.

go tell your bunkie you're taking a shit, to grab what he wants outta the cell before you do it, oh and this brings me to my next important point.

courtesy flush.

as you are shitting, keep flushing the toilet, this is crucial. you could get fucked up for taking a shit the wrong way if you're jail/prison is hard enough. 

i was locked up with a murderer so idk i was careful.


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Re: looks like i will be going to <nobr><a id="FALINK_2_0_1" class="FAtxtL" href="#">jail</a></nobr> [Re: stzacrack]
    #19074195 - 11/02/13 09:20 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Yea, last clink i was locked up in was just like that, we had toothpaste caps that we glued to the door with toothpaste so it wouldnt lock shut cause then you have to hit the mic and ask a guard to hit the door again, we'd hang a shirt or tp the window up, hell you can even have a decent rub out if you wanted.


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19074260 - 11/02/13 09:37 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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mjmihalov said:

I didn't read any of the replies, but my advice is to start selling drugs.




:manofapproval:

this lol

fuck the drug war!


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Free.Your.Mind]
    #19074284 - 11/02/13 09:40 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

court appointed lawyers are a 50/50. ive had some that got everything dropped and ive had some that made the situation worse.

i myself actually got my 2nd dwi dropped. my lawyer kept telling me to take what the da was offering. i went to court for about 6 months with info and ended up getting the charge dropped.

this bitch didnt even tell me. i showed up to my court date and when they didnt call my name i approched the bench and they were like,

"um, your case was dropped a few weeks ago. your lawyer should have called you."

i was happy and mad at the same time.


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #19074310 - 11/02/13 09:49 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Mello Kitty said:
i got busted last October for DUI, and Possession of Heroin. it was my first offense so i was offered to go into the ARD program. which is a program in my State for first time offenders which is essentially a way for me to pay my way out of being charged and even having a record. the problem is ive been completely destitute and have no way of making the money in time. it can cost up to 3,000$ not counting all my fines. i just talked to my public defender on the phone and explained that i cant come up with the money.







Perhaps you should sell drugs to come up with the money.


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