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OfflineMello KittyS
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looks like i will be going to jail
    #19070087 - 11/01/13 02:09 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

i got busted last October for DUI, and Possession of Heroin. it was my first offense so i was offered to go into the ARD program. which is a program in my State for first time offenders which is essentially a way for me to pay my way out of being charged and even having a record. the problem is ive been completely destitute and have no way of making the money in time. it can cost up to 3,000$ not counting all my fines. i just talked to my public defender on the phone and explained that i cant come up with the money. she said that i would have to enter the Guilty Plea and be charged with multiple felonies accordingly. im supposed to be getting charged this December so happy birthday to me im going to jail. the funny thing is i dont even care anymore. even being sober for a year i have lost all hope in life anyway. i guess this gives me a month to do whatever it is in the world i want to do. who knows maybe after it all i finally wont wake up. oh well, you play you pay. lock me up and throw away the key



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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #19070097 - 11/01/13 02:12 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

im so sorry about that. im in a similar situation for a DUI i got last october, and a felony drug possession charge i got last november. shit sucks. hope things start looking up for you!


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #19070107 - 11/01/13 02:13 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Hey going to jail isn't the worst thing ever, I am going back to jail in december most likely for felony posession, all my hopes for obtaining my dream job are pretty much fucked, and my schooling went to waste. Hang in there, it's not the end of the world, you managed to get sober and that's a huge step now make the best out of your life.

Good luck ellen, hope you get your shit figures out and find your happiness
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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #19070111 - 11/01/13 02:13 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I don't think so.  We don't lock up people for the crime of being destitute.  Things will work out.  You'll see.  You can come out of this smiling.  Get it behind you and move on with your life.  Consider this a gift.  I know that is hard and you are feeling the pinch of the vise at the moment, but the right attitude and flexibility will help you through this.


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #19070122 - 11/01/13 02:15 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I spent a while in jail and my brother as well, i can tell you id rather be in jail then when i was rippin' and runnin shooting coke and heroin. Its not so bad just real boring, an maybe you can worm your way into a rehab or half-way house, thats what i did, but i got kicked out for smoking crack and went to jail again.


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Mello Kitty] * 1
    #19070144 - 11/01/13 02:19 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Mello Kitty said:
i got busted last October for DUI, and Possession of Heroin. it was my first offense so i was offered to go into the ARD program. which is a program in my State for first time offenders which is essentially a way for me to pay my way out of being charged and even having a record. the problem is ive been completely destitute and have no way of making the money in time. it can cost up to 3,000$ not counting all my fines. i just talked to my public defender on the phone and explained that i cant come up with the money. she said that i would have to enter the Guilty Plea and be charged with multiple felonies accordingly. im supposed to be getting charged this December so happy birthday to me im going to jail. the funny thing is i dont even care anymore. even being sober for a year i have lost all hope in life anyway. i guess this gives me a month to do whatever it is in the world i want to do. who knows maybe after it all i finally wont wake up. oh well, you play you pay. lock me up and throw away the key





A month is enough time to raise 3000$ if you work hard at it, I think.


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #19070153 - 11/01/13 02:20 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

How? Robbing liquor stores, i need to know this quick way to get 3 grand in a month.


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #19070169 - 11/01/13 02:22 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

If you are a GIRL and are somewhat ATTRACTIVE looking, give a couple handjobs and you'll have the money in no time. $60 handjobs would mean you jerk off 50 men. If you do 5 a day, you'll have the money in under 2 weeks.

If you're a guy, you're fucked.

Also, what is girl jail like? I imagine it to be really mellow and chill.


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OfflineHerbologist
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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Alexestalex]
    #19070186 - 11/01/13 02:25 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Alexestalex said:
Also, what is girl jail like? I imagine it to be really mellow and chill.




Females can be just as cruel and crazy in jail. you'll get the ones who think theyre the alpha females and you have to be their bitch, just like guy jail.

I'm just basing this off of documentaries though lol


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Alexestalex]
    #19070188 - 11/01/13 02:26 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I can assure you female jail is just as fucking boring.

Also, anytime the poor girls would be on a court run, we'd yell sadistic horrible things to em while in a holding tank.


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: The_Red_Crayon]
    #19070191 - 11/01/13 02:26 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

The_Red_Crayon said:
How? Robbing liquor stores, i need to know this quick way to get 3 grand in a month.



Its just plain old work get a job (don't know how long that'll take) do whatever hours they give. Collect scrap metal from the free section on craigslist and sell it, do odd jobs, be working for money all day everyday. You say your destitute so You probably don't have much to sell, if you do sell it, ask the shroomery for money. Its tough but its also possible


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #19070201 - 11/01/13 02:29 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Im not destitute, i did my time of incarceration.


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Herbologist]
    #19070204 - 11/01/13 02:30 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Herbologist said:
Quote:

Alexestalex said:
Also, what is girl jail like? I imagine it to be really mellow and chill.




Females can be just as cruel and crazy in jail. you'll get the ones who think theyre the alpha females and you have to be their bitch, just like guy jail.

I'm just basing this off of documentaries though lol




maybe in prison. state and county are just boring as fuck. it's like a cross between bootcamp, and
highschool. lol. im sure it depends on which state you're in, and who's in there at the time though.


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: The_Red_Crayon]
    #19070210 - 11/01/13 02:31 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

The_Red_Crayon said:
How? Robbing liquor stores, i need to know this quick way to get 3 grand in a month.



Its just plain old work get a job (don't know how long that'll take) do whatever hours they give. Collect scrap metal from the free section on craigslist and sell it, do odd jobs, be working for money all day everyday. You say your destitute
Quote:

The_Red_Crayon said:
Im not destitute, i did my time of incarceration.



Whoops I meant that part to OP but yeah if you really have to raise 3k in a month it is possible


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Re: looks like i will be going to <nobr><a id="FALINK_2_0_1" class="FAtxtL" href="#">jail</a></nobr> [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #19070218 - 11/01/13 02:33 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Collecting scrap metal was how i funded my heroin habit. Of course a lot of the scrap was free, i just had to yank it out of the construction site or abandoned house it came from.


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Re: looks like i will be going to <nobr><a id="FALINK_2_0_1" class="FAtxtL" href="#">jail</a></nobr> [Re: The_Red_Crayon]
    #19070225 - 11/01/13 02:35 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

A girl could probably make that money in two weeks stripping, I know this gay dude who made like 300$ in one night!


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Legend]
    #19070228 - 11/01/13 02:35 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Id rather be in prison then jail, county jails are so fucking boring. GOD! and the food sucks, if you dont have commissary i swear to god you get so hungry, and its to fucking cold put some goddamn heat on in that bitch, and the MRSA, damn staph infections turn your face into the Pacific ring of fire.


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Mello Kitty] * 1
    #19070235 - 11/01/13 02:37 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Dont listen to these people, courts can be persuaded and worked on, I acted like i was complete bat shit nuts and they dropped a 1k fine, of course i was mandated anti-psychotics but fuck i didnt pay them shit, did go to jail anyway though.


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: The_Red_Crayon]
    #19070261 - 11/01/13 02:44 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

its whatever. im good. im ok with it. ive been in lockups before and institutionalized on several levels. but never jailed for an extended period. i just hope i can smoke cigarettes while im inside or its going to kill me. i wont steal anymore. i wont deal anymore. i dont prostitute in any form "handjobs" and stripping is out. i dont take hand outs. i live with my parents now who are also poor and dying. i have zero means of transportation so a real job has been out of the question until i move out. my relationship just ended. after the pain and heart break i have just felt, im pretty content with all of this. nothing seems to matter. i have been to hell and back countless times already with everything ive been thru. i seem to be a survivor. so this to shall pass


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Re: looks like i will be going to jail [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #19070284 - 11/01/13 02:52 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Alexestalex #26
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here have a kitty


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