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OfflineAtrium
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Can't tell if I'm interested in this girl, just horny, or she's making moves on me
    #19049495 - 10/28/13 10:50 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

To start off, I live with another family who brought in our family after my dad and brother passed. We knew this family since around 95 or so when my dad worked for this girls father.

This girl is very... different. She watches a bunch of cinderella and alice in wonderland stuff, seems like a total bitch, her friends just seem strange, and overall she's semi attractive but just her facial structure is strange to me (helga from hey arnold) yet her body is 10/10 so I'd assume her pussy would be too.

Seems she's explicitly pissed at the world, then just seems happy and smiley towards me, then sometimes passes off some pissed comment here and there.

Tonight, I had to do an extra credit assignment by going to a magician. Afterwards, she both made a comment about a girl who was a volunteer, who was in my class who I'd happily bang, and she said that she considered this a date and I need to get her food now. Yeah bitch, I'll buy you food but be a little more normal.

Anyways, I think I have attractiion to this fucked up girl because of an incident when I was 11 or so. She and her brother stayed over while her parents went out of state and I somehow got her naked in my bed by playing marbles. SHE HAD A HUGE BUSH! I still remember that. And even at 11, I remember her being surprised by my boner... besides the point...

This girl talked about marriage on the ride home (my mom dropped her off at my work because the thing started 15 minutes later), about how she's against alcohol to an extent and is ok with weed, then turns around and tells me she doesn't approve of psychs and that they scare her, like LSD. If only she knew I tripped in her house a few times already.

But anyways, I can't seem to place why or why not I may like her. I really, really don't like her personality, but something about her screams sexoholic. She half gave me a compliment when I said I was going to whore myself out to my professor and it seemed half like I want to punch this girl in the face for being so damn weird.

I don't know... maybe I'm thinking with my "baseball bat".


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Re: Can't tell if I'm interested in this girl, just horny, or she's making moves on me [Re: Atrium] * 1
    #19050078 - 10/29/13 01:47 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Well shit man, she sounds awful.  :thumbup:


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Re: Can't tell if I'm interested in this girl, just horny, or she's making moves on me [Re: Sleepwalker]
    #19050432 - 10/29/13 05:01 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: Can't tell if I'm interested in this girl, just horny, or she's making moves on me [Re: Magenta]
    #19050469 - 10/29/13 05:25 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:rofl2: :congrats:


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Re: Can't tell if I'm interested in this girl, just horny, or she's making moves on me [Re: Sleepwalker]
    #19050482 - 10/29/13 05:30 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

You should deff try and knock her up.....:awethumb:


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Re: Can't tell if I'm interested in this girl, just horny, or she's making moves on me [Re: jboredone]
    #19051015 - 10/29/13 08:50 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I think that's what it might be Hana she's a shitty person and looks horrible, I don't think I'd mind treating her like shit. I think I should avoid this. Lest I turn into scumbag Steve.


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Re: Can't tell if I'm interested in this girl, just horny, or she's making moves on me [Re: Atrium]
    #19065763 - 10/31/13 08:15 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

And then today she dresses up as Blaze? Apparently some comic book or superhero girl. Push-up bra, tight dress, perfect makeup. And earlier she mentions that she wants a marriage of sex 3 times a day in front of her mom.

I think the fact that she CANNOT make eye contact with me to save her life makes it obvious she wants the D. Sadly this D is only for 8+'s out of 10's!

So yeah, just needed to see that picture again to remember she's pulling spider web shit on me.


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The only reason I study Psychology is to have a legitimate excuse to enjoy Chemistry. :tongue2:


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Re: Can't tell if I'm interested in this girl, just horny, or she's making moves on me [Re: Atrium]
    #19066027 - 10/31/13 08:51 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Post pics of this chick, i want to see this Helga face.


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Re: Can't tell if I'm interested in this girl, just horny, or she's making moves on me [Re: Magenta]
    #19066602 - 10/31/13 10:16 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I'll see if I can without her realizing haha If I had facebook I'd just post her profile pic but I don't. IF I can, look for this thread, I'll definitely get it up for you babe :wink:


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The only thing about Chemistry I like is all the psychedelics that come from it.

The only reason I study Psychology is to have a legitimate excuse to enjoy Chemistry. :tongue2:


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Re: Can't tell if I'm interested in this girl, just horny, or she's making moves on me [Re: Atrium]
    #19068768 - 11/01/13 07:49 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Jamesdnh said:
She and her brother stayed over while her parents went out of state and I somehow got her naked in my bed by playing marbles.



:lolwut: USING MARBLES?!?! But how did you manage this?


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Re: Can't tell if I'm interested in this girl, just horny, or she's making moves on me [Re: gulper2323]
    #19069854 - 11/01/13 01:08 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

gulper2323 said:
Quote:

Jamesdnh said:
She and her brother stayed over while her parents went out of state and I somehow got her naked in my bed by playing marbles.



:lolwut: USING MARBLES?!?! But how did you manage this?



At the age of 11, I was a fucking pimp.






No I think we were playing something like strip marbles lol like we had it on a box top and if it fell of your side, you took a piece of clothing off. And I got her entirely naked on my bed.... with her brother right next to her. Dude, TBH it was pretty weird thinking back but back then there was nothing to it.


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The only thing about Chemistry I like is all the psychedelics that come from it.

The only reason I study Psychology is to have a legitimate excuse to enjoy Chemistry. :tongue2:


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Re: Can't tell if I'm interested in this girl, just horny, or she's making moves on me [Re: Atrium]
    #19069880 - 11/01/13 01:16 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

How old are you too lol? watching Cinderella? If you don't like her don't fuck her, unless you just wanna bust a nut. It's always just a ohh that was alright, never good.


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Re: Can't tell if I'm interested in this girl, just horny, or she's making moves on me [Re: Gorlax]
    #19070526 - 11/01/13 03:46 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

We're both 19. She just seems like a huge sex fiend and high libido, having at dinner in multiple occasions saying things like "I'm single and ready for a Pringle( can size dick".  Not always in a joking manner. The truth is, with makeup she did become pretty good looking. The sad news is she is a little kid mixed with all the bitchy aspects of any 19 year old on the rag, but ALL THE TIME! Can't deal with that.


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The only thing about Chemistry I like is all the psychedelics that come from it.

The only reason I study Psychology is to have a legitimate excuse to enjoy Chemistry. :tongue2:


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Re: Can't tell if I'm interested in this girl, just horny, or she's making moves on me [Re: Atrium]
    #19071525 - 11/01/13 06:49 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Jamesdnh said:
No I think we were playing something like strip marbles lol like we had it on a box top and if it fell of your side, you took a piece of clothing off. And I got her entirely naked on my bed.... with her brother right next to her. Dude, TBH it was pretty weird thinking back but back then there was nothing to it.



Oh right, I thought you had some technique to picking up ladies at bars using marbles that you figured out at the young age of 11. :shrug: IDK something like this; "Hey baby, why don't you come back to my place and come take a look at my marbles… and then later on you could come take a look at my marbles :naughty:"

Dude that must have been very weird for the brother to sit there as his sister sits beside him naked while she's being stared at by a kid with a visible hard-on, did he seriously not try to leave/stop the game at any point?


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Re: Can't tell if I'm interested in this girl, just horny, or she's making moves on me [Re: gulper2323]
    #19071617 - 11/01/13 07:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I think that he's gay now or is into his sister. This kid is 16 and kisses her on the cheek when she shows up. One time at dinner she said to him on the subject of Barbie Girl (that song)"I know it's your deepest darkest desire". Many things like that.


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The only thing about Chemistry I like is all the psychedelics that come from it.

The only reason I study Psychology is to have a legitimate excuse to enjoy Chemistry. :tongue2:


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Re: Can't tell if I'm interested in this girl, just horny, or she's making moves on me [Re: Atrium]
    #19071707 - 11/01/13 07:25 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I'd just stick with anal sex... seems like she'd like it. :shrug:


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Re: Can't tell if I'm interested in this girl, just horny, or she's making moves on me [Re: Gorlax]
    #19072507 - 11/01/13 10:07 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

.............

I've always wanted to fuck a girl in the ass
:drysmash:  :ass2mouth:

Don't worry though guys, I'll find some way to take a pic of her... Eventually.


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