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Anonymous #11

Re: Some chick was chirpin at me in class [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #19005809 - 10/20/13 08:33 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

just ask her for her number and go out with her, if you wait too long and keep being the funny friend, you might miss your chance. I mean it could work but if she only has slight interest in you... you'll call into friend category. she's giving you the chance to ask you out by talking to you, grab oppurutinity by the balls! go son for the bell tolls for thee!


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Anonymous #14

Re: Some chick was chirpin at me in class [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #19007930 - 10/21/13 10:59 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

DSHSB, faggot.


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Anonymous #15

Re: Some chick was chirpin at me in class [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19009295 - 10/21/13 04:22 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Anonymous #1 said:
The beginning of class approximately. Last month,  she would sit in the front  of the room and occasionally I would see her glance to the back where I sit alone. 

Now this girl and her friend moved to the back row a few weeks ago and I never pay much attention to either of em but this girl has been talking to me for the past , 2 weeks or so and the first thing she told me is " you should work at Walmart" I responded "for the antichrist , no way, not unless you work there" and then she was like "oh I might" then she laughed and I looked away but she continues to look at me every so often




Trying to stay on your good side so when you inevitably shoot up your school she won't be the first intended target after subversively trolling you for the semester.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Some chick was chirpin at me in class [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #19010757 - 10/21/13 09:17 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

That's probually true.


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Anonymous #8

Re: Some chick was chirpin at me in class [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19012138 - 10/22/13 04:16 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Skip class, then ask to borrow her notes. Then jerk off over her handwriting.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Some chick was chirpin at me in class [Re: Anonymous #8] * 1
    #19012417 - 10/22/13 07:38 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

She beat me to it. She's skipping class today


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Anonymous #11

Re: Some chick was chirpin at me in class [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19013104 - 10/22/13 11:08 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

sorry dude I just sent her home, she was over at my place last night.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Some chick was chirpin at me in class [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #19013846 - 10/22/13 01:44 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

No need to apologize  have your way with her . Let me assume her vagina tasted alot like cat ? Or cantaloupe ?


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Anonymous #16

Re: Some chick was chirpin at me in class [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19014853 - 10/22/13 05:36 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I was in an identical situation a few years ago.  Here's what I did to score:



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Anonymous #11

Re: Some chick was chirpin at me in class [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #19019691 - 10/23/13 02:35 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

chirp chirp homey chirp chirp


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Anonymous #17

Re: Some chick was chirpin at me in class [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #19046033 - 10/28/13 01:06 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Anonymous #1 said:
Besides my mom, this is the prettiest girl who talks to me.



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Anonymous #1 said:
For some reason over the years my mom has grown to look like a Down syndrome drawf which doesn't mean she's not pretty with her missing teef it just means she's got one less toof to brush.



Am I the only one going WTF at the fact you think your mom looks like a down syndrome drawf and yet apparently still looks prettier than this girl that has been talking to you?!?

WTF must this girl look like?!?


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Anonymous #18

Re: Some chick was chirpin at me in class [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19057470 - 10/30/13 12:49 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Anonymous #1 said:
the first thing she told me is " you should work at Walmart"



and you think this girl likes you? :loldongs:

thats an insult if I ever heard one


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Anonymous #17 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
Besides my mom, this is the prettiest girl who talks to me.



Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
For some reason over the years my mom has grown to look like a Down syndrome drawf which doesn't mean she's not pretty with her missing teef it just means she's got one less toof to brush.



Am I the only one going WTF at the fact you think your mom looks like a down syndrome drawf and yet apparently still looks prettier than this girl that has been talking to you?!?

WTF must this girl look like?!?



no kidding, if this girl makes toothless down syndrome dwarfs look sexy :lmafo:


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Anonymous #11

Re: Some chick was chirpin at me in class [Re: Anonymous #18]
    #19067428 - 11/01/13 12:40 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

TOUCH DADDYS DICK!!


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Anonymous #12

Re: Some chick was chirpin at me in class [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #19067451 - 11/01/13 12:44 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:rules: :banbanban:^


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Anonymous #1

Re: Some chick was chirpin at me in class [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #19069003 - 11/01/13 09:40 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Geez I'm so stupid I did not mean for you guys to think this pretty ass girl  looks like my mom because she doesn't.  Nobody looks like my mom , not even my mom. 

This girl became upset with me when she faced me and started to skribble on the desk ,
  I told her to stop drawing on the desk & that she better  erase her skribbles before she gets in trouble. then she laughs & I told her that the skribbling she dirtied the table with looked stupid then she gets all butt hurt with me & says that I'm mean and not nice to her ..  Then i said Writing on the table isn't nice , and that she was  the mean one for doing the graffiti . Then we just smiled  at eachother & I Looked away, while she kept looking at me.

She asked me what my name was first  and now its my turn ,I've got to ask for her number first . It's not that hard asking hawt girls for their numbers right ? .


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Anonymous #4

Re: Some chick was chirpin at me in class [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19069016 - 11/01/13 09:45 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Was she writing on her desk with crayons?


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Anonymous #1

Re: Some chick was chirpin at me in class [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #19069036 - 11/01/13 09:55 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Nope , the most popular # 2 pencil


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Anonymous #17

Re: Some chick was chirpin at me in class [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19069122 - 11/01/13 10:21 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Anonymous #1 said:
Geez I'm so stupid I did not mean for you guys to think this pretty ass girl  looks like my mom because she doesn't.



That's not true, you didn't give the impression that this girl looked like your mom… you just gave the impression that your "dwarf-like" mom was better looking than this girl.



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Anonymous #1 said:
I've got to ask for her number first . It's not that hard asking hawt girls for their numbers right ? .



Just make it seem as normal as asking to borrow a pencil and you'll be fine :awethumb:


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Anonymous #19

Re: Some chick was chirpin at me in class [Re: Anonymous #17]
    #19069373 - 11/01/13 11:13 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

why dont you just talk to her...


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Anonymous #1

Re: Some chick was chirpin at me in class [Re: Anonymous #17]
    #19069555 - 11/01/13 11:55 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I have been told by multiple people on numerous occasions that my communication skills are a little off balance and I need to be more clear when I explain myself.

I still think she  just "feels bad" for me , that's why she "wants to be my friend"
. I keep believing what I tell myself "that  Im Too ugly and stupid for her to like me" and taking to her might just embarass me and make her like me even less

I don't know why I think the thoughts I think sometimes.

I just want  a girl to talk too & accept me for who iam 
. This girl  would be pretty much the only girl I talk too besides my friends girlfriend. But my friends girlfriend  told  me the other day that everything I do pisses her off , like when I  give her free droogs . That really pisses her off lol.

I never know what I'm going to talk about next so that gets me really nervous. I need to plan out a conversation or do more thinking apart from telling myself negitive bullshit all day

These are the things I tell myself & for some reason I lost track on how long I've been repeating these phrases for , but multiple times a day I tell myself this  dumb fucked up shit:

" Im too ugly for a girlfriend" or Im too stupid, No girl likes me, which is all bullshit because when  I was 5"6 & 170 pounds & I was able to get a girlfriend

What's funny is , I was able to  get with  more girls when I was fat because my only girlfriends were during my  time when I was a fatty ,  its been like 3 years and now  that I'm all skinny and buff looking I have trouble with my confidence and self esteem with building  enough courage to talk to a girl. 

Before I moved on the last night of me living in the city  , a girl who I went to school with called me up around midnight asking to smoke with me  and she met me half way
, She was drinking her beers and all grabbing up on me. Then we walk  to the bathroom at the park and I had to go piss so I pulled out my dick and she said she never sucked my dick before and she started doing so,
it was my first time recieving a blow job and to be honest I told her I'd call the cops if she didnt stop because her teeth would be grinding against my skin and it hurt . But I was pretty much doing push-ups with my dick banging her throat.  She never  let me fuck her  though :frown:,  she did tell  me about this guy who cums over every Thursday so they can fuck. I should have just raped the lil mother of 2.


I can't have real conversations with girls either , they just laugh. And I think they laugh because they don't know how else to respond and they simply  feel  bad for me. I don't think Im that funny of a guy  , maybe funny looking but that's about it. Maybe girls think I'm attractive  ,  I highly doubt that thought but it could be possible.

It's even hard to have a simple  talk with my friends because I feel so incompatible with they're interests. Which are the same interests as mine , but I feel as though my friends are so much cooler than Iam & that they have much more patience to debate


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