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teamkiller
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did anybody else make sure to jerk off before they left the house today?
#19067147 - 10/31/13 11:52 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Usually i like to spend my mornings in solemn contemplation of the passage of time, the season, and the nature of reality. I knew today was halloween though and i have a pretty strong witch fetish so i made sure to jerk off before i left the house for work.
I actually didn't see any hot witches today but like first thing i saw getting on the bus was like some slutty schoolgirl so i'm pretty glad i did that.
did anyone else do this also?
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FrenchMachine

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Re: did anybody else make sure to jerk off before they left the house today? [Re: teamkiller]
#19067179 - 10/31/13 11:58 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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teamkiller said: i made sure to jerk off before i left the house for work.
first thing i saw getting on the bus was like some slutty schoolgirl so i'm pretty glad i did that.
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Legend said: shroomery is really open about their pedophilia huh.

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volcomstoner
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Re: did anybody else make sure to jerk off before they left the house today? [Re: FrenchMachine]
#19067195 - 11/01/13 12:01 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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FrenchMachine said:
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teamkiller said: i made sure to jerk off before i left the house for work.
first thing i saw getting on the bus was like some slutty schoolgirl so i'm pretty glad i did that.
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Legend said: shroomery is really open about their pedophilia huh.

LOL okay that was actually kind of funny
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teamkiller
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Re: did anybody else make sure to jerk off before they left the house today? [Re: FrenchMachine]
#19067196 - 11/01/13 12:01 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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i dunno man i think its a pretty common interest. i mean if some lady decided to dress up as one then its gotta be pretty socially acceptable right?
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FrenchMachine

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Re: did anybody else make sure to jerk off before they left the house today? [Re: FrenchMachine]
#19067198 - 11/01/13 12:01 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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No disrespect to you, TK. Just re-posting the same BS I got a few minutes ago for saying something similar to you before this 'legend' person could jump in.
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volcomstoner
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Re: did anybody else make sure to jerk off before they left the house today? [Re: FrenchMachine]
#19067203 - 11/01/13 12:02 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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FrenchMachine said: No dis-respect to you, TK. Just re-posting the same BS I got a few minutes ago for saying something similar to you before this 'legend' person could jump in.
wahh wahh dude it was a joke how are you too dense to realize this?
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Re: did anybody else make sure to jerk off before they left the house today? [Re: volcomstoner]
#19067247 - 11/01/13 12:11 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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volcomstoner said:wahh wahh dude it was a joke how are you too dense to realize this?
Because Chris Hansen is my dad! He has an undercover camera crew here 24/7 so dont fuck around!!
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Re: did anybody else make sure to jerk off before they left the house today? [Re: FrenchMachine]
#19067260 - 11/01/13 12:13 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Also, to answer the OP's question...yes I make sure to pull myself off everyday before leaving the house so I dont go all "wild caveman" on the first attractive woman I see out in public.
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Re: did anybody else make sure to jerk off before they left the house today? [Re: FrenchMachine]
#19067265 - 11/01/13 12:13 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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FrenchMachine said: No disrespect to you, TK. Just re-posting the same BS I got a few minutes ago for saying something similar to you before this 'legend' person could jump in.
:butthurt:
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volcomstoner
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Re: did anybody else make sure to jerk off before they left the house today? [Re: FrenchMachine]
#19067274 - 11/01/13 12:15 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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can't wait to see you on to catch a predator "Oh I was uhh just gonna hang out and play some board games" "In this message you said you were going to fuck her asshole so raw she won't be able to walk right for a week" "oh uhh I was just kidding you know, I wasn'serious guize, I just wanted to keep her company"
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Re: did anybody else make sure to jerk off before they left the house today? [Re: NotTheDevil]
#19067276 - 11/01/13 12:15 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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NotTheDevil said:
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FrenchMachine said: No disrespect to you, TK. Just re-posting the same BS I got a few minutes ago for saying something similar to you before this 'legend' person could jump in.
:butthurt:
QFT please visit this thread right here
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Re: did anybody else make sure to jerk off before they left the house today? [Re: volcomstoner]
#19067330 - 11/01/13 12:24 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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volcomstoner said: can't wait to see you on to catch a predator "Oh I was uhh just gonna hang out and play some board games" "In this message you said you were going to fuck her asshole so raw she won't be able to walk right for a week" "oh uhh I was just kidding you know, I wasn'serious guize, I just wanted to keep her company"
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FrenchMachine

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Re: did anybody else make sure to jerk off before they left the house today? [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19067354 - 11/01/13 12:27 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Isnt it cute how VolcomStoner (talk about a Pedo name...are you still 14yrs old?) and mjmihalav seem to be internet lovers?
Hopefully gay marriage is made legal soon where you are both from so you can live your lives together forever. I totally support you. Good luck!
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Re: did anybody else make sure to jerk off before they left the house today? [Re: FrenchMachine]
#19067362 - 11/01/13 12:28 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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FrenchMachine said: Isnt it cute how VolcomStoner (talk about a Pedo name...are you still 14yrs old?) and mjmihalav seem to be internet lovers?
Hopefully gay marriage is made legal soon where you are both from so you can live your lives together forever. I totally support you. Good luck!
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Re: did anybody else make sure to jerk off before they left the house today? [Re: FrenchMachine]
#19067373 - 11/01/13 12:30 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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FrenchMachine said: Isnt it cute how VolcomStoner (talk about a Pedo name...are you still 14yrs old?) and mjmihalav seem to be internet lovers?
Hopefully gay marriage is made legal soon where you are both from so you can live your lives together forever. I totally support you. Good luck!
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volcomstoner
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Re: did anybody else make sure to jerk off before they left the house today? [Re: FrenchMachine]
#19067380 - 11/01/13 12:31 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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FrenchMachine said: Isnt it cute how VolcomStoner (talk about a Pedo name...are you still 14yrs old?) and mjmihalav seem to be internet lovers?
Hopefully gay marriage is made legal soon where you are both from so you can live your lives together forever. I totally support you. Good luck!
Melting trying to look tough on the internet so your 15 year old girlfriend thinks your cool?
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Re: did anybody else make sure to jerk off before they left the house today? [Re: volcomstoner]
#19067678 - 11/01/13 01:49 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I jerked off twice before I left and once when I got back.
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Re: did anybody else make sure to jerk off before they left the house today? [Re: teamkiller]
#19067684 - 11/01/13 01:53 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I just did five minutes ago to 55 year old man chubby bear gay porn!
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volcomstoner
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Re: did anybody else make sure to jerk off before they left the house today? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#19067822 - 11/01/13 02:48 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I forgot too jackoff the past day or two so this thread reminded me
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Re: did anybody else make sure to jerk off before they left the house today? [Re: teamkiller]
#19069965 - 11/01/13 01:39 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I don't masturbate anymore...it just leaks itself but 3of5 times(nights in my case) I catch myself makin a knot with my foreskin to avoid sheets disaster...honestly
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