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InvisiblePoor Boy
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i will gift this to you guys. a funny way to bring up sex around a female or in some cases, a male
    #19062489 - 10/31/13 09:56 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

if youre at that awkward part of the night where the next step could possibly be sex, but youre a little unsure or a little worried or unsure of how to ask then scoot up, get into indian style position and listen up.

its quite simple really, but brilliant. rather me explain it, ill show you.

hows about i pink your floyd?

maybe later you could god my smack?

if you behave yourself i might just led your zepplin.

thats pretty much it. souns dumb, but it works. trust me.

now you try...


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Re: i will gift this to you guys. a funny way to bring up sex around a female or in some cases, a male [Re: Poor Boy]
    #19062500 - 10/31/13 09:57 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

How about I slip my knot in you? :naughty:


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Re: i will gift this to you guys. a funny way to bring up sex around a female or in some cases, a male [Re: Poor Boy]
    #19062505 - 10/31/13 09:58 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Lemme Limp yo' Bizkit, grrl.


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InvisiblePoor Boy
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Re: i will gift this to you guys. a funny way to bring up sex around a female or in some cases, a male [Re: rulesq]
    #19062509 - 10/31/13 09:59 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

there you go. you got!


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Re: i will gift this to you guys. a funny way to bring up sex around a female or in some cases, a male [Re: Poor Boy]
    #19062511 - 10/31/13 09:59 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I wanna J. Giels all over your Band


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Re: i will gift this to you guys. a funny way to bring up sex around a female or in some cases, a male [Re: Poor Boy] * 3
    #19062512 - 10/31/13 09:59 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

How is that in any way "brilliant" lol


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Re: i will gift this to you guys. a funny way to bring up sex around a female or in some cases, a male [Re: Sheekle]
    #19062539 - 10/31/13 10:06 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

hey, mind if i smash your pumpkins?


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Re: i will gift this to you guys. a funny way to bring up sex around a female or in some cases, a male [Re: Sheekle]
    #19062543 - 10/31/13 10:07 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

you dont have any room to complain about threads that really dont make sense.

and

it is brillant. try it with a chick and i gare O tee it will work.


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Re: i will gift this to you guys. a funny way to bring up sex around a female or in some cases, a male [Re: olson]
    #19062544 - 10/31/13 10:08 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Hey lady, I wanna gaga on you :retawed:

:facepalm: :lol:


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Re: i will gift this to you guys. a funny way to bring up sex around a female or in some cases, a male [Re: Sheekle]
    #19062548 - 10/31/13 10:09 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Hey baby, I'm going to fire my Gun in your Roses.

You wanna Wu your Tang with my Clan?

Be the Radio to my Head.


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Re: i will gift this to you guys. a funny way to bring up sex around a female or in some cases, a male [Re: Sham87]
    #19062554 - 10/31/13 10:11 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

will you radio this head!

im gonna put my dee uck all up in your perfect circle!


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Re: i will gift this to you guys. a funny way to bring up sex around a female or in some cases, a male [Re: Poor Boy]
    #19062556 - 10/31/13 10:12 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:brilliant:


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Re: i will gift this to you guys. a funny way to bring up sex around a female or in some cases, a male [Re: cheshirect666]
    #19062560 - 10/31/13 10:13 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:likeaboss:


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Re: i will gift this to you guys. a funny way to bring up sex around a female or in some cases, a male [Re: Poor Boy]
    #19062564 - 10/31/13 10:14 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Hey Nicki, how 'bout a minaj-a-trois!


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Re: i will gift this to you guys. a funny way to bring up sex around a female or in some cases, a male [Re: rulesq]
    #19062569 - 10/31/13 10:15 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

will you play with my lil wayne?


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Re: i will gift this to you guys. a funny way to bring up sex around a female or in some cases, a male [Re: Poor Boy]
    #19062577 - 10/31/13 10:17 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:lol:

I was going to make a Lil wayne&Lil kim joke but couldn't come up with anything :shrug:


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Re: i will gift this to you guys. a funny way to bring up sex around a female or in some cases, a male [Re: rulesq]
    #19062580 - 10/31/13 10:17 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

can i put my lil wayne in your lil kim


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Re: i will gift this to you guys. a funny way to bring up sex around a female or in some cases, a male [Re: Poor Boy]
    #19062587 - 10/31/13 10:18 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I got a Reel Big Fish, if you're into sea food, that is...


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Re: i will gift this to you guys. a funny way to bring up sex around a female or in some cases, a male [Re: Poor Boy]
    #19062592 - 10/31/13 10:20 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

lol that's about as far as I got with it until I gave up


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Re: i will gift this to you guys. a funny way to bring up sex around a female or in some cases, a male [Re: rulesq]
    #19062598 - 10/31/13 10:21 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Are you into Industrial music? I have a Nine Inch Nail...
Would you like to get in on this Im-Oral-Technique?


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