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luvdemboomers
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If you could fuck every woman in the world
#19062485 - 10/31/13 09:55 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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If std's weren't an issue and it was possible to do in your lifetime, would you? You have to fuck every one. The 500million+ nasty ass africans that haven't showered in weeks, the 95 year old grannies, EVERYONE. lol.
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Re: If you could fuck every woman in the world [Re: luvdemboomers]
#19062490 - 10/31/13 09:56 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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No little girls.
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Re: If you could fuck every woman in the world [Re: luvdemboomers]
#19062491 - 10/31/13 09:56 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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The obligatory "Invalid poll, no STAL"- post.
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Re: If you could fuck every woman in the world [Re: rulesq]
#19062522 - 10/31/13 10:02 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Without a doubt.
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Re: If you could fuck every woman in the world [Re: TheMovement]
#19062529 - 10/31/13 10:04 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Too much work.
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Re: If you could fuck every woman in the world [Re: TheMovement]
#19062531 - 10/31/13 10:04 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I would have so many children.
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Re: If you could fuck every woman in the world [Re: Sham87]
#19062558 - 10/31/13 10:12 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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im happy with the handful of females ill be gettin all up in.
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Re: If you could fuck every woman in the world [Re: luvdemboomers] 1
#19062826 - 10/31/13 11:12 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Assuming there's like 2 billion women that is in the sexual range, you'd have to fuck like 20 million women a year for 100 years. That means you'd have to fuck ~55k girls daily from the moment you were born to the moment you die.
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Re: If you could fuck every woman in the world [Re: Uzziel] 1
#19062835 - 10/31/13 11:15 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yea it's a suicide mission.. Anyone remember the Brazilian dude who died after fapping 42 times(in a row?)
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Re: If you could fuck every woman in the world [Re: rulesq]
#19062851 - 10/31/13 11:17 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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lol wtf Heart attack i presume?
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Re: If you could fuck every woman in the world [Re: xpl0de] 1
#19062863 - 10/31/13 11:20 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I have better thing to do than fuck all the time. I would become boring after a while... My dick isn't the center of my universe
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Re: If you could fuck every woman in the world [Re: Patlal]
#19062876 - 10/31/13 11:23 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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its the center of mine...
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Re: If you could fuck every woman in the world [Re: luvdemboomers]
#19062878 - 10/31/13 11:23 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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but only so i could fuck my ex's mother.
hahhahaha She's honestly more attractive
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Re: If you could fuck every woman in the world [Re: xpl0de]
#19062884 - 10/31/13 11:24 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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xpl0de said: lol wtf Heart attack i presume?
I guess so.. I wonder who kept track of the faps, I assume his mom found him sooo...
http://www.atlnightspots.com/boy-dies-after-masturbating-42-times/
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Re: If you could fuck every woman in the world [Re: Patlal] 1
#19062891 - 10/31/13 11:25 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Hell no. I'm no longer a teenage boy that has to fuck everything that moves. Good sex is way better than a lot of sex..
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Patlal said: My dick isn't the center of my universe
Although if you fucked every chick on the planet you'd have a pretty good argument for that.
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Re: If you could fuck every woman in the world [Re: Lynnch] 1
#19062896 - 10/31/13 11:27 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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straight up. quality over quanity for sure. It's what keeps your brain chems in check so you can actually FEEL LOVE instead of FAKE IT
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Re: If you could fuck every woman in the world [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
#19063166 - 10/31/13 12:34 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Exactly 42 times
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Re: If you could fuck every woman in the world [Re: Yogi1]
#19063236 - 10/31/13 12:48 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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This thread is a big
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Gilgamesh18
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No stal invalid poll
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Re: If you could fuck every woman in the world [Re: Gilgamesh18]
#19063633 - 10/31/13 01:59 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Gilgamesh18 said: No stal invalid poll
Not really... it's either yes or no. No fucking stal.
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Re: If you could fuck every woman in the world [Re: luvdemboomers]
#19063639 - 10/31/13 02:00 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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luvdemboomers said:
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Gilgamesh18 said: No stal invalid poll
Not really... it's either yes or no. No fucking stal.
Your poll is invalid then
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Re: If you could fuck every woman in the world [Re: Uzziel]
#19063733 - 10/31/13 02:25 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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luvdemboomers said:
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Gilgamesh18 said: No stal invalid poll
Not really... it's either yes or no. No fucking stal.
Your poll is invalid then[/quotelook at all the responses. Read them. Now tell me does it seem like yes or no are the only options?
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Uzziel said: Assuming there's like 2 billion women that is in the sexual range, you'd have to fuck like 20 million women a year for 100 years. That means you'd have to fuck ~55k girls daily from the moment you were born to the moment you die.

Don't feel bad though op this guy thinks there's 2 billion woman on earth which leaves us with a 5 billion manssausage fest. He even went on to show every his math skills. To bad is was math to a number that wasn't even close.
I still love you Uzziel even with your lack of world population knowledge.
Also I do believe that woman are 56% of the world's population which is ok with me.
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Re: If you could fuck every woman in the world [Re: fee] 1
#19064102 - 10/31/13 03:37 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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This thread and OP
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Re: If you could fuck every woman in the world [Re: Yogi1]
#19066076 - 10/31/13 08:56 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yogi1 said: Exactly 42 times 

She really is pretty. Her eyes are like
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Re: If you could fuck every woman in the world [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
#19066176 - 10/31/13 09:09 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I've already fucked every girl 10 times, yes that means I was inside your girlfriend
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Re: If you could fuck every woman in the world [Re: volcomstoner]
#19066262 - 10/31/13 09:22 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Hell no
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Re: If you could fuck every woman in the world [Re: luvdemboomers]
#19066355 - 10/31/13 09:39 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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luvdemboomers said: The 500million+ nasty ass africans that haven't showered in weeks, the 95 year old grannies, EVERYONE. lol.
Uhh... No? Seems like it would be hella time-consuming/input without a great amount of output in the end anyways
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Re: If you could fuck every woman in the world [Re: volcomstoner]
#19066414 - 10/31/13 09:47 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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volcomstoner said: I've already fucked every girl 10 times, yes that means I was inside your girlfriend

Well i hope you fucking enjoyed it!!!
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Re: If you could fuck every woman in the world [Re: luvdemboomers]
#19066423 - 10/31/13 09:49 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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my penis does not discriminate
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Re: If you could fuck every woman in the world [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
#19066431 - 10/31/13 09:50 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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themusicofzann said: Hell no
Oh yeah I did anal with your girl and your mom
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JesusGoneRogue said:
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volcomstoner said: I've already fucked every girl 10 times, yes that means I was inside your girlfriend

Well i hope you fucking enjoyed it!!!
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Re: If you could fuck every woman in the world [Re: fee]
#19066661 - 10/31/13 10:24 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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fee said:
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Uzziel said: Assuming there's like 2 billion women that is in the sexual range, you'd have to fuck like 20 million women a year for 100 years. That means you'd have to fuck ~55k girls daily from the moment you were born to the moment you die.

Don't feel bad though op this guy thinks there's 2 billion woman on earth which leaves us with a 5 billion manssausage fest. He even went on to show every his math skills. To bad is was math to a number that wasn't even close.
I still love you Uzziel even with your lack of world population knowledge.
Also I do believe that woman are 56% of the world's population which is ok with me.
You seem to be mixing up the number of female humans with the number of women. Only adult human females are considered to be women, so the number of humans who are not women includes a significant number of female children. I'm still not sure where he came up with 2 billion though.
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Re: If you could fuck every woman in the world [Re: psi]
#19066716 - 10/31/13 10:31 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I dunno. I figured if there are like 6+ billion people and like 50% are females, I took 2/3 of that and got 2 billion. I know, I'm an expert at these things.
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Re: If you could fuck every woman in the world [Re: Uzziel]
#19066762 - 10/31/13 10:38 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Seems reasonable enough for a ballpark estimate.
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Re: If you could fuck every woman in the world [Re: volcomstoner]
#19066777 - 10/31/13 10:40 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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haha you're awesome man. I know who I want. I finally know whose absolutely perfect for me. And i don't want anybody else but her
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Re: If you could fuck every woman in the world [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
#19066787 - 10/31/13 10:42 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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JesusGoneRogue said: haha you're awesome man. I know who I want. I finally know whose absolutely perfect for me. And i don't want anybody else but her 
Yeah I know what you mean, that one girl you want, yeah I hit that twice and it was nice
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Re: If you could fuck every woman in the world [Re: volcomstoner]
#19066805 - 10/31/13 10:45 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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