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Poor Boy
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my penis is 5.5 inches
#19060106 - 10/30/13 08:54 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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and im not ashamed.
there are times i wish it was a bit longer. 7 would be great, but i do just fine with 5.5. no insecurities on my end. hows about you? happy with your size? are you like a mandango beast or a "its cold out" kinda guy?
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dontknow
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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: Poor Boy] 2
#19060117 - 10/30/13 08:55 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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inb4 it's a trap to lure small dicks out and then tell them he's 12 inches and bash them
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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: dontknow]
#19060127 - 10/30/13 08:56 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'm 3 hard, 1.75 soft
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Konyap

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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: koinkedink]
#19060173 - 10/30/13 09:03 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I haven't measure my dick since I was uhm borderline gay
So I don't really know how to do that now.
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mr sniffles
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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: Konyap] 2
#19060192 - 10/30/13 09:04 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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i cant measure my dick because of heisenburgs uncertainty principle
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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: Poor Boy] 1
#19060200 - 10/30/13 09:05 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Poor Boy said: and im not ashamed.
there are times i wish it was a bit longer. 7 would be great, but i do just fine with 5.5. no insecurities on my end. hows about you? happy with your size? are you like a mandango beast or a "its cold out" kinda guy?
what's a mandango?
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Poor Boy
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also, my cock is 18 nipples long
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Poor Boy
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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: Ellis Dee]
#19060208 - 10/30/13 09:06 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ellis Dee said:
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Poor Boy said: and im not ashamed.
there are times i wish it was a bit longer. 7 would be great, but i do just fine with 5.5. no insecurities on my end. hows about you? happy with your size? are you like a mandango beast or a "its cold out" kinda guy?
what's a mandango?
its what id call my shaft if i was black.
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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: Konyap]
#19060224 - 10/30/13 09:08 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Somewhere around, 6-6.5. With decent girth. Comfortable enough with it that i'm not afraid to get naked. i haven't measured since i was in like seventh grade though, and dont see why a grown man would ever measure his penis.
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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: Legend]
#19060237 - 10/30/13 09:09 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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i measuring it right now...
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nicechrisman
Interdimensional space wizard



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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: Poor Boy]
#19060238 - 10/30/13 09:09 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Mine is inverted
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Poor Boy
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so what youre saying is you have a vagina?
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Konyap

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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: Legend]
#19060247 - 10/30/13 09:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Somebody told me it was from the base of your palm to one of your fingers lol
not going to say which one...
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Ellis Dee
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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: Poor Boy]
#19060249 - 10/30/13 09:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Poor Boy said:
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Ellis Dee said:
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Poor Boy said: and im not ashamed.
there are times i wish it was a bit longer. 7 would be great, but i do just fine with 5.5. no insecurities on my end. hows about you? happy with your size? are you like a mandango beast or a "its cold out" kinda guy?
what's a mandango?
its what id call my shaft if i was black.
I've never heard their race called mandango before. In fact I think its not allowed to say words like that in the pub. You better watch yourself b4 u get the :banstick:. Take that racist stuff to otd where jimmies go unrustled.
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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: Poor Boy]
#19060252 - 10/30/13 09:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Poor Boy
Fuck'O The Clown



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id bang you...
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nicechrisman
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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: Poor Boy]
#19060268 - 10/30/13 09:11 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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You say the sweetest things
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nicechrisman said: Mine is inverted
Surgically?
Measure it's depth.
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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: Legend]
#19060298 - 10/30/13 09:15 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I can honestly say I've never measured my dick, I think it is about 6 inches. My nip to ball ratio is about 0.76:1
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MHbound
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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: Ellis Dee] 4
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Ellis Dee said:
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Poor Boy said:
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Ellis Dee said:
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Poor Boy said: and im not ashamed.
there are times i wish it was a bit longer. 7 would be great, but i do just fine with 5.5. no insecurities on my end. hows about you? happy with your size? are you like a mandango beast or a "its cold out" kinda guy?
what's a mandango?
its what id call my shaft if i was black.
I've never heard their race called mandango before. In fact I think its not allowed to say words like that in the pub. You better watch yourself b4 u get the :banstick:. Take that racist stuff to otd where jimmies go unrustled. 
quiet nigger
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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: MHbound] 3
#19060310 - 10/30/13 09:17 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Shh... No tears. Only bans now.
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niteman

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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: Legend]
#19060312 - 10/30/13 09:17 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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The one on the top is 7.5 inches erect. I haven't measured the other ones yet...
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pwnasaurus
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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: Legend]
#19060324 - 10/30/13 09:18 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Mine gets the job done. Little over 7" long, 5.6" circumference. I'm perfectly happy with it.
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My dick is 8 inches long, but it bends at a right angle halfway up, so my dick's hypotenuse is 5.66 inches.
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GrimTroll
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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: Konyap]
#19060338 - 10/30/13 09:19 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Illyabo said: Shh... No tears. Only bans now.
lmfao!
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MystiqueMushroom

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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: GrimTroll]
#19060366 - 10/30/13 09:23 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Im not sure if I should participate in this thread
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Poor Boy
Fuck'O The Clown



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too late!
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GrimTroll
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Hahahahaha, you fucking n00b!
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Poor Boy
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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: GrimTroll]
#19060397 - 10/30/13 09:26 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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MystiqueMushroom

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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: GrimTroll]
#19060400 - 10/30/13 09:27 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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GrimTroll said: Hahahahaha, you fucking n00b!
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TrentBoyett
Aspiring Mycologist



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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: Poor Boy]
#19060633 - 10/30/13 10:00 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Mine is a litle on the small side, I'm not ashamed.
But my internet peen is over 9,000 inches long...
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GrimTroll
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MystiqueMushroom said:
Quote:
GrimTroll said: Hahahahaha, you fucking n00b!

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mjmihalov said: Mine is a litle on the small side, I'm not ashamed.
But my internet peen is over 9,000 inches long...
Yes!
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Mescalean
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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: GrimTroll]
#19060701 - 10/30/13 10:14 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Lil under 6.5. How do we measure ball size
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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: Mescalean]
#19060705 - 10/30/13 10:14 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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7 Inches Yo!
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MystiqueMushroom

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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: Benikos]
#19060724 - 10/30/13 10:17 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Benikos said: 7 Inches Yo!
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EternalCowabunga
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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: Benikos]
#19060733 - 10/30/13 10:18 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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6 inches hard
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GrimTroll
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Quote:
MystiqueMushroom said:
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Benikos said: 7 Inches Yo!

Do you feel more sanguine!?
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MystiqueMushroom

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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: GrimTroll]
#19060741 - 10/30/13 10:19 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Brb I gotta google that word
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MystiqueMushroom

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Ahh yes, yes I do, but really most girls say its the PERFECT. size with my girth just sayin
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Mescalean
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Girth matters more than length from what I've been told.
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GrimTroll
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Hahahah, I respect honesty!
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Legend
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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: Mescalean]
#19060769 - 10/30/13 10:23 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Mescalean said: Girth matters more than length from what I've been told.
Too much can hurt some chicks though. i've had a few bleed on me because of it.
really feels bad man.
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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: GrimTroll]
#19060778 - 10/30/13 10:24 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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o, my penis is about 6 to 6.5 inches long, depending on if i really TRY to measure it as long as possible. a girl told me once i had a small penis. i'm no pornstar...
if i find some porn that i like and can dip-close over and over again for like an hour... it dun even matter 
or if a girl lubes it up and jerks it for the entire length of a movie and then blows it off... 
that's only happened to me once though, and prolly never will again
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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: GrimTroll] 1
#19060781 - 10/30/13 10:25 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Dumb Niggers.....don't know when to shut up.
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MystiqueMushroom

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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: GrimTroll]
#19060784 - 10/30/13 10:26 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Legend said:
Quote:
Mescalean said: Girth matters more than length from what I've been told.
Too much can hurt some chicks though. i've had a few bleed on me because of it.
really feels bad man.
:knowthefeelbro:
Quote:
GrimTroll said: Hahahah, I respect honesty!
Thanks so do I, seems a lot of twats around here have a problem with it
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Mescalean
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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: Legend]
#19060789 - 10/30/13 10:26 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I only fucked a girl on her period once. I felt gross after.
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GrimTroll
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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: Mescalean]
#19060797 - 10/30/13 10:28 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Mescalean said: I only fucked a girl on her period once. I felt gross after.
I'll eat that shit!
Really fucks them up!
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TrentBoyett
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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: Poor Boy]
#19060807 - 10/30/13 10:29 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Legend
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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: Mescalean]
#19060808 - 10/30/13 10:29 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Mescalean said: I only fucked a girl on her period once. I felt gross after.
i always thought it felt better to fuck on a period, it's like natural lubricant
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MystiqueMushroom

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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: Mescalean]
#19060809 - 10/30/13 10:29 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Mescalean said: I only fucked a girl on her period once. I felt gross after.
Me and my ex had sex on her period all the time just put a towel down bro and stop bein a panzy its natural
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Mescalean
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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: Mescalean]
#19060810 - 10/30/13 10:29 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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When we were little. My dad told us if we tied weight to our weiners theyd grow. I attribute this to my girth. My dicks jacked.
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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: Mescalean]
#19060812 - 10/30/13 10:30 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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that would make your dick long and skinny...
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nicechrisman
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Period time is shower sex time
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pwnasaurus
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nicechrisman said: Period time is shower sex time
QFT
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GrimTroll
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nicechrisman said: Period time is shower sex time
See, QFT!
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Mescalean
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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: Mescalean]
#19060829 - 10/30/13 10:33 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I feel like maybe in a shower. But this was hoghschool. Drunk at a party. I had an opportunity to get my dick wet....with blood. Walked around with blood dried up dick. I kinda found out into it too. It wasn't a good first experience with period sex ):
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MystiqueMushroom

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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: Mescalean]
#19060834 - 10/30/13 10:33 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Mescalean said: I feel like maybe in a shower. But this was hoghschool. Drunk at a party. I had an opportunity to get my dick wet....with blood. Walked around with blood dried up dick. I kinda found out into it too. It wasn't a good first experience with period sex ):
Most places how bathrooms, you know? To wash your dick off?
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MystiqueMushroom said: Ahh yes, yes I do, but really most girls say its the PERFECT. size with my girth just sayin
THIS. I've been told that I'm the thickest they've been with by multiple women. I'm only 5'6.
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GrimTroll
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How do you "how" bathrooms!?
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MystiqueMushroom

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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: GrimTroll]
#19060845 - 10/30/13 10:36 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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GrimTroll said: How do you "how" a bathroom!?
Oh youve never heard the term how a bathroom?
Noob
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Mescalean
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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: GrimTroll]
#19060846 - 10/30/13 10:37 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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House party. Drunk. Line. Thats how you dont "how bathroom"
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MystiqueMushroom

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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: Mescalean]
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GrimTroll
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Quote:
MystiqueMushroom said:
Quote:
GrimTroll said: How do you "how" a bathroom!?
Oh youve never heard the term how a bathroom?
Noob
No, I've just never been the n00b!
Fucking brain dead alcoholics!
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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: Mescalean]
#19060852 - 10/30/13 10:38 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Mescalean said: House party. Drunk. Line. Thats how you dont "how bathroom"
If I had a bloody dick Idc if I had to fightt 30 people, I'm going straight to washroom to wash that shit off.
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Mescalean
Burke is love, burke is life.


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Dude... "DRUNK". Liquor and me no bueno. I don't drink anymore.
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DeadPhan



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ive measured before but forgot. i think like just above or below 6" but it gets the job done all the same......

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MystiqueMushroom

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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: DeadPhan]
#19060891 - 10/30/13 10:44 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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DeadPhan said: ive measured before but forgot. i think like just above or below 6" but it gets the job done all the same......


I love dread girls, that your wife?
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Legend
RIP Sasha



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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: DeadPhan]
#19060913 - 10/30/13 10:48 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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DeadPhan said: ive measured before but forgot. i think like just above or below 6" but it gets the job done all the same......


i love a girl who doesn't shave
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GrimTroll
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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: Legend]
#19060919 - 10/30/13 10:49 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Legend said:
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DeadPhan said: ive measured before but forgot. i think like just above or below 6" but it gets the job done all the same......


i love a girl who doesn't shave
I hate to break it to you bro, she shaved!
It's just been a few days!
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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: GrimTroll]
#19060926 - 10/30/13 10:50 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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GrimTroll said:
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Legend said:
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DeadPhan said: ive measured before but forgot. i think like just above or below 6" but it gets the job done all the same......


i love a girl who doesn't shave
I hate to break it to you bro, she shaved!
It's just been a few days!
way to be a buzz kill
lol
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DeadPhan



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MystiqueMushroom said:
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DeadPhan said: ive measured before but forgot. i think like just above or below 6" but it gets the job done all the same......


I love dread girls, that your wife?
no not my wife. lol. an old ex of mine.
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MystiqueMushroom

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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: DeadPhan]
#19061039 - 10/30/13 11:12 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Nice lol
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DeadPhan



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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: DeadPhan]
#19061050 - 10/30/13 11:14 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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i believe at the time of this pic i she waas 18 or 19 and i was 23 or so. good times.
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DeadPhan



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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: DeadPhan]
#19061059 - 10/30/13 11:16 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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there are pics of her in my pics section. if i was a prick, ive got videos. lol. the pics were posted years ago and she was cool with it. the video, proly not so much. how i wish i was a dick, cause its hot as hell. lol.
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TrentBoyett
Aspiring Mycologist



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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: DeadPhan]
#19061090 - 10/30/13 11:21 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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how you gonna do us like tha bro?
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Legend
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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: DeadPhan]
#19061093 - 10/30/13 11:21 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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DeadPhan said: there are pics of her in my pics section. if i was a prick, ive got videos. lol. the pics were posted years ago and she was cool with it. the video, proly not so much. how i wish i was a dick, cause its hot as hell. lol.
nah bro, you keep that for yourself.
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niteman

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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: DeadPhan]
#19061097 - 10/30/13 11:23 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Does anyone know how I can have severed penis sent thru UPS to a PO box? Also paypal isn't working so any advice is much appreciated.
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Legend
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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: niteman]
#19061105 - 10/30/13 11:24 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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niteman said: Does anyone know how I can have severed penis sent thru UPS to a PO box? Also paypal isn't working so any advice is much appreciated.
vacuum seal so the dogs wont smell it
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niteman

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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: Legend]
#19061133 - 10/30/13 11:30 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I mean would I be better off with a box or flat rate envelope? And how should I cook it?
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TrentBoyett
Aspiring Mycologist



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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: niteman]
#19061145 - 10/30/13 11:33 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Rule #1 & 2 Violation^
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Legend
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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: niteman]
#19061153 - 10/30/13 11:36 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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niteman said: I mean would I be better off with a box or flat rate envelope? And how should I cook it?
the envelopes that are lined with bubble wrap.
i hear deep fried is best, bake it if you are watching your weight.
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Brighton1000
Unrepentant Snagglepuss



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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: Legend]
#19061204 - 10/30/13 11:57 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Gorillas have pencil thin Penises. Humans have disproportionately large penises in comparison to body size.
So the next time you are feeling small, just remember that King Kong probably had a needle dick.
Edited by Brighton1000 (10/30/13 11:58 PM)
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koods
Ribbit



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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: Legend]
#19061388 - 10/31/13 01:14 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Legend said:
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niteman said: Does anyone know how I can have severed penis sent thru UPS to a PO box? Also paypal isn't working so any advice is much appreciated.
vacuum seal so the dogs wont smell it
Legend, it's a trick question. UPS doesn't deliver to PO boxes.
Niteman, maybe this will help:
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NotSheekle said “if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”
Edited by koods (10/31/13 01:17 AM)
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Legend
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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: koods]
#19061533 - 10/31/13 02:18 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Haha... Thank you koods.
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Seriously_trippin
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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: Legend]
#19061565 - 10/31/13 02:32 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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This thread has made me much more confident in my dick
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Soulidarity
With Your Halo Slippin . . .



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i got a small dick and lately haven't been even getting full erections which makes my dangus seem even smaller
there i said it
fuck yall
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It don't look it but I got a chode
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Legend
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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: Konyap]
#19061696 - 10/31/13 04:02 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Illyabo said: It don't look it but I got a chode
lol chode... i haven't hear that word since i was like 12.
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TrentBoyett
Aspiring Mycologist



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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: Legend]
#19061698 - 10/31/13 04:03 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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so, last year?
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koods
Ribbit



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So, this is what goes on at 6am around here.
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Devil's Advocate


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Re: my penis is 5.5 inches [Re: Poor Boy]
#19061704 - 10/31/13 04:08 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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This thread has been closed.
Reason: I haven't locked a thread all day.
Besides, it's a trap!!!
Also I am a full 6".
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