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Offlinehidenseek1
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Re: when is a noob no longer a noob [Re: nicechrisman] * 1
    #19060553 - 10/30/13 09:46 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

a noob is someone using pesticides on the illegal production of lime citrus juice, the toxicity in bees is double the fda recommended amount and outstanding signs the population decline is had in the figures

when chemical sulfates are strewn across the country side, the noobs sign is just the thing that occupies in abundance in warehouses for fastest shipping

to decline a noob is to reduce fertilizer conduct and remain using eggshells for control


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Re: when is a noob no longer a noob [Re: nicechrisman]
    #19060554 - 10/30/13 09:46 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I was half joking but I really would like your approval because you do seem like such a good guy


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Re: when is a noob no longer a noob [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #19060614 - 10/30/13 09:56 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I recognize you but I find your posting style to be kinda noobish in the "I'm gonna be casually cruel to people so I seem edgy and cool" kinda way. I'm not trying to judge. I can be that way too, and so can most people. I hope it's probably a phase you are going through that you will grow out of.


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Re: when is a noob no longer a noob [Re: nicechrisman]
    #19060626 - 10/30/13 09:58 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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nicechrisman said:
I recognize you but I find your posting style to be kinda noobish in the "I'm gonna be casually cruel to people so I seem edgy and cool" kinda way. I'm not trying to judge. I can be that way too, and so can most people. I hope it's probably a phase you are going through that you will grow out of.





See, older ones know!


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Re: when is a noob no longer a noob [Re: nicechrisman]
    #19060631 - 10/30/13 09:59 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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nicechrisman said:
I recognize you but I find your posting style to be kinda noobish in the "I'm gonna be casually cruel to people so I seem edgy and cool" kinda way. I'm not trying to judge. I can be that way too, and so can most people. I hope it's probably a phase you are going through that you will grow out of.




I think perhaps you are misinterpreting my posts, im only casually crew when someone is being a douchebag


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Re: when is a noob no longer a noob [Re: MystiqueMushroom] * 1
    #19060638 - 10/30/13 10:00 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

You're all noobs.  Except if you're not.








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Re: when is a noob no longer a noob [Re: circularvortex]
    #19060642 - 10/30/13 10:01 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

^he's obviously referring to me in that second part...


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Re: when is a noob no longer a noob [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS]
    #19060652 - 10/30/13 10:04 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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1slow2v said:
What do you think it takes to no longer be a noob is there post count, how good of a cultivator they are, the number of trips under their belt, or a combination of things what do think makes them no longer a noob




10,000 posts in OTD.


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Re: when is a noob no longer a noob [Re: EllisDSox]
    #19060916 - 10/30/13 10:48 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

2,000 posts in PS&P

just to find out how nooby you really are. :awepreciation:


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Re: when is a noob no longer a noob [Re: hTx]
    #19060929 - 10/30/13 10:51 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

You're no longer a n00b once you've had at least, AT LEAST, FOUR vaginas to play with for longer than 6 months at a time; you've made at least 5,000 posts, or! - OR! - You're a Sorcerer, Wizards, or some sort of Druidic Mystic that has LVL's upon us as human beings!


I participate in 1 and 3 (LVL 17 Sorcerer)


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Re: when is a noob no longer a noob [Re: GrimTroll] * 1
    #19060967 - 10/30/13 10:58 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Four vAginas? Thats it? The fuck is this amatuer hour?


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InvisibleMystiqueMushroom

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Re: when is a noob no longer a noob [Re: Shroomey Toons]
    #19060971 - 10/30/13 10:59 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomey Toons said:
Four vAginas? Thats it? The fuck is this amatuer hour?



QFT


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Re: when is a noob no longer a noob [Re: Magicman69]
    #19061001 - 10/30/13 11:04 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

speaking of newbs, i miss newbie


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Re: when is a noob no longer a noob [Re: Legend]
    #19061026 - 10/30/13 11:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: when is a noob no longer a noob [Re: MrHill]
    #19061032 - 10/30/13 11:11 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Parrott said:
Lol guys, look at this n00b
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/19060990




:lol:


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Re: when is a noob no longer a noob [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS]
    #19061064 - 10/30/13 11:17 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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1slow2v said:
Haha fuck u guys

I no longer feel a noob

I grow mucho shrooms and can generally bullshit my way through sounding like i know what im talking about and im :trippnballs: more than most you others anyway




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Re: when is a noob no longer a noob [Re: Free.Your.Mind]
    #19061079 - 10/30/13 11:20 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:rofl2:


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Re: when is a noob no longer a noob [Re: Legend]
    #19062078 - 10/31/13 07:27 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Legend said:
speaking of newbs, i miss newbie




what happen to that guy?


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Re: when is a noob no longer a noob [Re: Poor Boy]
    #19062080 - 10/31/13 07:28 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I don't miss him randomly coming through the pub in a bad mood and locking half the threads because he didn't deem them worthy.

But I hope he's well and his life is good.


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Re: when is a noob no longer a noob [Re: nicechrisman]
    #19062097 - 10/31/13 07:39 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

i use to bullshit with him before he became a mod. was an okay guy. where did he he go?

oh, thanks for the offer chris. even though im in a shit hole, ill find away to figure shit out. worst case scenario, i lose my gun and i pay rent late with all the shit charges. im use to being broke and in the dark.

im following along with my uncles path nicely. shitty life and dead at 42 due to alcohol...

13 more years of shit and im done, for good.


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