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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: TheMovement]
    #19058797 - 10/30/13 05:08 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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TheMovement said:
One time I ordered 17 BK single Stackers at the drive thru...


We wanted to take advantage of the dollar menu



So was it you or we cause theres a big difference


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #19058804 - 10/30/13 05:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

It was 'we'.

I just thought it was funny ordering that many hamburgers..blech


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InvisibleMystiqueMushroom

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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: TheMovement]
    #19058812 - 10/30/13 05:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Not if there was like more than 8 of you, then that would not be very weird, like 2 burgers a piece


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #19058815 - 10/30/13 05:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

But it would be kind of weird because usually you dont get that many people together who ALL like burgers


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #19058824 - 10/30/13 05:13 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Only communists dont like burgers!  I think it was 4 of us...  I dont really recall.

I lost my virginity while going through a McDicks drive thru i can tell the story if interested


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: TheMovement]
    #19059167 - 10/30/13 06:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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TheMovement said:
Only communists dont like burgers!  I think it was 4 of us...  I dont really recall.

I lost my virginity while going through a McDicks drive thru i can tell the story if interested




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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: Shroomey Toons]
    #19059181 - 10/30/13 06:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I chased my cat into the cornfield beside my house when I was three. 

After an hour or so of looking for me, my parents called the search team or squad or whatever they were called.  and as soon as the helicopter came, my mom found me.

I was out of water in my sippy cup and never did catch my cat.  :feelsbadman:


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: tito123]
    #19059316 - 10/30/13 07:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

When I was a little kid I threw a rock at this guy I didn't like and hit him right above the eye on the temple. It was during recess and after I hit the guy with the rock he cried like girl and ran and told on me.

I ended up going to the principal's office and had to wait in his office while he took care of something else. I found a thumb tack and put it on his seat so that when he came back he would sit on it and, well you know the rest.

But, when he came back, he SAW the fucking tack and picked it up and confronted me about it. I played it off like, I didn't know how it got there, but he knew. He told me if I wanted to hurt him, I could just press the tack into him. Freaked me out.

Anyhow, later on when I was older, on of my friends GF's told me she dated the guy I hit with the rock in the temple, and that he was a premature ejaculator and would just cum in his pants when they were making out. I wonder if that was from the rock that I threw at him?

Moral of the story: don't throw rocks unless you are prepared to push pins into people, or maybe make them have sexual problems?


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: Moorning Due]
    #19059352 - 10/30/13 07:14 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Moorning Due said:
When I was a little kid I threw a rock at this guy I didn't like and hit him right above the eye on the temple. It was during recess and after I hit the guy with the rock he cried like girl and ran and told on me.

I ended up going to the principles office and had to wait in his office while he took care of something else. I found a thumb tack and put it on his seat so that when he came back he would sit on it and, well you know the rest.

But, when he came back, he SAW the fucking tack and picked it up and confronted me about it. I played it off like, I didn't know how it got there, but he knew. He told me if I wanted to hurt him, I could just press the tack into him. Freaked me out.

Anyhow, later on when I was older, on of my friends GF's told me she dated the guy I hit with the rock in the temple, and that he was a premature ejaculator and would just cum in his pants when they were making out. I wonder if that was from the rock that I threw at him?

Moral of the story: don't throw rocks unless you are prepared to push pins into people, or maybe make them have sexual problems?




*principal

and I do tha too, but I was never hit in the temple with a rock, so it's probably unrelated.


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InvisibleMystiqueMushroom

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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: Moorning Due]
    #19059424 - 10/30/13 07:22 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Moorning Due said:
When I was a little kid I threw a rock at this guy I didn't like and hit him right above the eye on the temple. It was during recess and after I hit the guy with the rock he cried like girl and ran and told on me.

I ended up going to the principles office and had to wait in his office while he took care of something else. I found a thumb tack and put it on his seat so that when he came back he would sit on it and, well you know the rest.

But, when he came back, he SAW the fucking tack and picked it up and confronted me about it. I played it off like, I didn't know how it got there, but he knew. He told me if I wanted to hurt him, I could just press the tack into him. Freaked me out.

Anyhow, later on when I was older, on of my friends GF's told me she dated the guy I hit with the rock in the temple, and that he was a premature ejaculator and would just cum in his pants when they were making out. I wonder if that was from the rock that I threw at him?

Moral of the story: don't throw rocks unless you are prepared to push pins into people, or maybe make them have sexual problems?



He said you could poke it into him to see if you were a psychopath, lucky for you you passed the test, if you wouldve failed youd prob be in a mental ward to this day


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #19059606 - 10/30/13 07:48 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

when I was a kid went out with a few friends for Halloween and we were walking by some parked cars
a light came on from one not far away there was two people getting down in that car some
hot looking blond chick was riding a guy in the back seat we didn't look long but lol
:sexymeow:
I am sure we all soaked it up like a sponge


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #19059627 - 10/30/13 07:51 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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MystiqueMushroom said:
He said you could poke it into him to see if you were a psychopath, lucky for you you passed the test, if you wouldve failed youd prob be in a mental ward to this day




But I took the tack and stuck it in his forehead, then I took two more an stuck one in each of his eyes, then two more in each earlobe. It took 4 tacks to do his whole neck (it was very long).

Once I was done, I played connect the dots with a sharpie while he massaged my big toe.

(the second story isn't true)


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: Moorning Due]
    #19059658 - 10/30/13 07:55 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Moorning Due said:
Quote:

MystiqueMushroom said:
He said you could poke it into him to see if you were a psychopath, lucky for you you passed the test, if you wouldve failed youd prob be in a mental ward to this day




But I took the tack and stuck it in his forehead, then I took two more an stuck one in each of his eyes, then two more in each earlobe. It took 4 tacks to do his whole neck (it was very long).

Once I was done, I played connect the dots with a sharpie while he massaged my big toe.

(the second story isn't true)



Then he sexually assaulted you and thats why you got away with it


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #19059842 - 10/30/13 08:21 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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MystiqueMushroom said:
Quote:

Moorning Due said:
Quote:

MystiqueMushroom said:
He said you could poke it into him to see if you were a psychopath, lucky for you you passed the test, if you wouldve failed youd prob be in a mental ward to this day




But I took the tack and stuck it in his forehead, then I took two more an stuck one in each of his eyes, then two more in each earlobe. It took 4 tacks to do his whole neck (it was very long).

Once I was done, I played connect the dots with a sharpie while he massaged my big toe.

(the second story isn't true)



Then he sexually assaulted you and thats why you got away with it




I'm stuck in his closet right now still, typing in the dark. He makes me do bad things.


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: Moorning Due]
    #19060729 - 10/30/13 10:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I am sure when we all were just little kids, we played house. Well this was true for me too. My first cousin, who is one year younger than I was more than eager to play along. My younger sister and her younger sister would play along like they were our kids. My parents used to have a camper shell propped up in the side yard that we would play in and pretend was our home.

We would play for hours, pretending to make pancakes, or steak for dinner. Playing cards, or other things that our parents did...

That was until this one day, we were playing, and we sent the our make believe kids (the younger sisters) out to play. She took me up to our "bedroom" which in the camper was the space up above where the cab of the truck.

Remember we were only about 10-12 years old at the time.

Well, SHE pulled me close and started kissing me really aggressively, open mouth kissing. She told me to stick my tongue in hers (I had no clue wtf I was doing). To me it kinda felt gross, but I did notice something growing in between my legs and a feeling in my stomach like what it feels like when you free fall from a tall drop. She told me, "if we are married, we have to make love like REAL married people"......

Should I stop here?


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: Moorning Due]
    #19072778 - 11/01/13 11:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Moorning Due said:
I am sure when we all were just little kids, we played house. Well this was true for me too. My first cousin, who is one year younger than I was more than eager to play along. My younger sister and her younger sister would play along like they were our kids. My parents used to have a camper shell propped up in the side yard that we would play in and pretend was our home.

We would play for hours, pretending to make pancakes, or steak for dinner. Playing cards, or other things that our parents did...

That was until this one day, we were playing, and we sent the our make believe kids (the younger sisters) out to play. She took me up to our "bedroom" which in the camper was the space up above where the cab of the truck.

Remember we were only about 10-12 years old at the time.

Well, SHE pulled me close and started kissing me really aggressively, open mouth kissing. She told me to stick my tongue in hers (I had no clue wtf I was doing). To me it kinda felt gross, but I did notice something growing in between my legs and a feeling in my stomach like what it feels like when you free fall from a tall drop. She told me, "if we are married, we have to make love like REAL married people"......

Should I stop here?



Well that shut this place down FAST.


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: Moorning Due] * 1
    #19072805 - 11/01/13 11:16 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Moorning Due said:
Quote:

Moorning Due said:
I am sure when we all were just little kids, we played house. Well this was true for me too. My first cousin, who is one year younger than I was more than eager to play along. My younger sister and her younger sister would play along like they were our kids. My parents used to have a camper shell propped up in the side yard that we would play in and pretend was our home.

We would play for hours, pretending to make pancakes, or steak for dinner. Playing cards, or other things that our parents did...

That was until this one day, we were playing, and we sent the our make believe kids (the younger sisters) out to play. She took me up to our "bedroom" which in the camper was the space up above where the cab of the truck.

Remember we were only about 10-12 years old at the time.

Well, SHE pulled me close and started kissing me really aggressively, open mouth kissing. She told me to stick my tongue in hers (I had no clue wtf I was doing). To me it kinda felt gross, but I did notice something growing in between my legs and a feeling in my stomach like what it feels like when you free fall from a tall drop. She told me, "if we are married, we have to make love like REAL married people"......

Should I stop here?



Well that shut this place down FAST.



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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #19072977 - 11/02/13 12:04 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i remember this one time when i was like 9 when i first learned about #411. i got a piece of paper and started calling 411 to get the phone numbers of a bunch of places for no particular reason. i just liked when you would call and the answering machine would be like "for what listing please", then you would name the listing and an operator would answer and say "ok thank you" and put you through another answering machine that would tell you the number, but i didn't take the answering machine seriously and just waited for the operator to answer so i can personally tell them my listing. well i was gullible back then and didn't know there was an actual person behind the answering machine  listening to your listing. the answering machine wasn't automatic and in fact controlled by an operator who would listen to your listing and look up the number on a computer. anyway i didn't know and everytime i would call and the answering machine would say "for what listing please", i would say "MY ASS" out loud, and i would wait for the operator so i can tell them my listing. i must have called at least more than 50 times, 50+ numbers. i should have known earlier because one time i called and gave my usual listing "MY ASS", and the operator answered and i could here her laughing in the background, she's like "hahahaha thank you wait for ur number hahaha". i was like wtf.. i soon found out later when another lady operator answered and was like "ok sir that is very rude! blah blah blah" gave me a whole speech and i was pretty much speechless after that. im like "wooops..". good times.


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: zZZz]
    #19072991 - 11/02/13 12:08 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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zZZz said:
...and gave my usual listing "MY ASS", and the operator answered and i could here her laughing in the background, she's like "hahahaha thank you wait for ur number hahaha".




No she just thought you were Evil Betty!


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: Moorning Due]
    #19072998 - 11/02/13 12:10 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

hahaha that's EXACTLY how i said it. thanks for reminding me.


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