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TheGreenBox


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First time with weed - what to do?
#19058847 - 10/30/13 05:17 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Hi all,
I will be getting some weed and have never smoked it before. Just wondering if eating it is a legitimate option. Any real disadvantages? Basically, for stealth purposes, I can't smoke it in or around my house. And I want to be in my house. Should I just eat it?
Thanks!
-------------------- And in my darkest moment, fetal and weeping, the moon tells me a secret - my confidant. As full and bright as I am, this light is not my own and a million light reflections pass over me. Its source is bright and endless. - Tool
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Re: First time with weed - what to do? [Re: TheGreenBox]
#19058904 - 10/30/13 05:35 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Well you would have to cook with it. Can't just eat it. This is because the THC in the weed (what gets you high) needs to be decarboxylated (heated to a specific temp.) and then bound to a fat, because it is fat soluble. All this sounds complicated, but it's as easy as cooking some bud in some oil. If you were to eat, I would recommend making "Fire Crackers" which is basically: Bud and peanut butter/nutella in between two graham crackers and then cooked in the oven for 15-20 minutes at 325 (I think). I'd google it to find a recipe to your standards.
But, this leaves me with the point that edibles can be really strong, and it's pretty easy to get way too high, way too easily. A gram of weed can probably make 3-5 edibles for someone without a tolerance if prepared right. IMO I would just wait until you can find a time to smoke it, see how that goes - and see if you would like to eat it later on.

Edited by MrHill (10/30/13 05:41 PM)
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Re: First time with weed - what to do? [Re: MrHill]
#19059120 - 10/30/13 06:27 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I highly suggest smoking/vaping before you eat edibles. Eating can be a completely different monster. I make cannabudder with my trim/trash and one cookie puts me on my ass. Mildly psychedelic tbh and its a pure(almost) indica strain atm. If you do eat some dose very small and wait at least two hours to see how it feels.
Smoking and vaping gets you high in minutes. Edibles can take a long time to kick in but when they do....ohmehgawd....
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Re: First time with weed - what to do? [Re: MrHill]
#19059171 - 10/30/13 06:38 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Find a way to smoke it and save yourself a lot of trouble. Edibles effects will last a long time, especially with no tolerance, how long do you want to be high for? I've had slight effect last into the next day before with a strong dose.
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Re: First time with weed - what to do? [Re: Brisco]
#19059230 - 10/30/13 06:53 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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STEP 1: buy some stinky pot, preferably from a long haired hippie dude. STEP 2: take the pot and put it into a bong. any bong will do. STEP 3: nurse said bong until you reach desired highness. you will know when the time is right. STEP 4: get real acquainted with the couch until it seems necessary to preform step 1 again.
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Re: First time with weed - what to do? [Re: PirateSwazey]
#19059575 - 10/30/13 07:44 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Thanks for the input everyone! I guess I will just wait until I can smoke/vape or something.
I don't really care how long the high lasts for or how intense it is. Just wanna know what its like. Will just be alone in my room for a day with nothing to do kinda thing.
-------------------- And in my darkest moment, fetal and weeping, the moon tells me a secret - my confidant. As full and bright as I am, this light is not my own and a million light reflections pass over me. Its source is bright and endless. - Tool
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Re: First time with weed - what to do? [Re: TheGreenBox]
#19059580 - 10/30/13 07:44 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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TheGreenBox said: Hi all,
I will be getting some weed and have never smoked it before. Just wondering if eating it is a legitimate option. Any real disadvantages? Basically, for stealth purposes, I can't smoke it in or around my house. And I want to be in my house. Should I just eat it?
Thanks!
You will have to bound it to a fat first as others have stated. Making it into butter is easy but it is only worth it if you have a lot of weed and butter and have a few hours to properly make it. Plus, eating it is waaaaay different. You will get fucked up, especially for your first time. You may have a psychedelic type experience. I know when I first started smoking it was very psychedelic. (Eating it is far more psychedelic though.) Wait until you are alone and use something as a filter to smoke it. Back in the day I would use toilet paper roll cardboard and dryer sheets as a filter for the smell. Or you can blow it into a pillow or something. I would not suggest eating it for your first time. You need to familiarize yourself to the effects before jumping to something like that. It metabolizes differently when you eat it compared to smoking and the effects will last for hours compared to maybe a couple of hours when smoked. Your best bet is to smoke it for now. Also, the smell from the smoke will not linger for very long, so if you have a few hours alone and spray some air freshener you will be fine.
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I find it funny that your name is TheGreenBox and this is your first time smoking mj 
Definitely smoke before trying edibles.
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Re: First time with weed - what to do? [Re: KingKnowledge]
#19060052 - 10/30/13 08:47 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Step 1: Take the plant material. Step 2: Light the plant material and inhale. Step 3: Watch Pink Floyd Live at Pompeii
-------------------- "As I walk on through troubled times my spirit gets so downhearted sometimes so where are the strong and who are the trusted? And where is the harmony? Sweet harmony. Cause each time I feel it slippin' away, just makes me wanna cry. What's so funny 'bout peace love & understanding?" - Nick Lowe "Psychedelic drugs don't change you - they don't change your character - unless you want to be changed. They enable change; they can't impose it...” - Sasha Shulgin
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Re: First time with weed - what to do? [Re: mindgnome]
#19060087 - 10/30/13 08:51 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I agree with smoking first as others have said. A lot of people argue that edibles give you a body high vs head high so wanting to eat them to see what MJ is like wont really give you the right experience IMO. You may experience something you like or don't but it may not be what most people consider the high off weed.
Plus it usually takes a few tries to cook edibles right. No sense doing that if you have a limited amount. Plus you may just sit there and convince yourself you f'ed it up before it even started leading to a paranoid type state when the high actually hits you. Oh and a sploof (toilet paper roll and dryer sheets) like the poster above said works pretty well if the smell is your concern.
Edited by SgtPepperNo9 (10/30/13 08:54 PM)
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Re: First time with weed - what to do? [Re: SgtPepperNo9]
#19060142 - 10/30/13 08:59 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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You can always put it in your ass
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You should be asking

Lol JK.
Make a dube tube, light an incense and spray ozium afterwards. Thar will be no smell!
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Re: First time with weed - what to do? [Re: KingKnowledge]
#19060977 - 10/30/13 11:00 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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KingKnowledge said: I find it funny that your name is TheGreenBox and this is your first time smoking mj 
Definitely smoke before trying edibles.
Hahaha. I knew someone would comment on this. Its because I was sitting here thinking of a name, and I looked on the ground and there was a green box, so I just chose that. 
Anyway, thanks a lot guys. Will definitely smoke it first. Maybe just go for a little walk or something. Kinda hard where I live, but I'll find a way!
-------------------- And in my darkest moment, fetal and weeping, the moon tells me a secret - my confidant. As full and bright as I am, this light is not my own and a million light reflections pass over me. Its source is bright and endless. - Tool
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Re: First time with weed - what to do? [Re: TheGreenBox]
#19060981 - 10/30/13 11:01 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Do what you normally do
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We used to put it in the end of a cigarette back when I was young. Just twist it till some tobacco falls out, replace with weed...smoke it. By the time you take your couple hits, the evidence is gone! Of course, you need to smoke cigarettes convincingly. And some people hate tobacco...I just quit, but I'd make an exception if I had no papers or pipe or soda can or apple or bong or gravity bong or....
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Re: First time with weed - what to do? [Re: mindgnome] 1
#19061813 - 10/31/13 05:13 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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mindgnome said: Step 1: Take the plant material. Step 2: Light the plant material and inhale. Step 3: Watch Pink Floyd Live at Pompeii
But really smoke it first. Then watch Pink Floyd Live at Pompeii. Sorry, it is just kinda' required.
Until you watch that, we do not care how much weed you have smoked.
Smoke, watch, return.
Then we will discuss
K?
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Re: First time with weed - what to do? [Re: TheGreenBox]
#19061825 - 10/31/13 05:23 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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TheGreenBox said: Hi all,
I will be getting some weed and have never smoked it before. Just wondering if eating it is a legitimate option. Any real disadvantages? Basically, for stealth purposes, I can't smoke it in or around my house. And I want to be in my house. Should I just eat it?
Thanks!
Just eat that shit and then have fun But make sure its not more than 2gs
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Re: First time with weed - what to do? [Re: rikuni]
#19062049 - 10/31/13 07:16 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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dude smoke it outside 5 minutes away, then run home, you'll be fine..
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Re: First time with weed - what to do? [Re: Deathcore] 1
#19062094 - 10/31/13 07:37 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Thanks again guys. Yes I will definitely just do it down the street then run home. And yes I will watch Pink Floyd Live at Pompeii and report.
-------------------- And in my darkest moment, fetal and weeping, the moon tells me a secret - my confidant. As full and bright as I am, this light is not my own and a million light reflections pass over me. Its source is bright and endless. - Tool
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Re: First time with weed - what to do? [Re: TheGreenBox]
#19062119 - 10/31/13 07:47 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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glad you know how to follow good directions, have fun.
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Re: First time with weed - what to do? [Re: Deathcore]
#19062219 - 10/31/13 08:25 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I can't believe I'm reading a post asking this:
I'm about to get some weed, what do I do next?
Not to sound like a jerk, but really???
smoke it eating it is healthier (inhaling any combustible substance isn't great for your lungs, but hey, it ain't cigarettes though) but don't eat it unless you want to be feeling it well into the next day or so.
and there is my non-jerk answer.
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Re: First time with weed - what to do? [Re: Rose]
#19062226 - 10/31/13 08:29 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Cervantes said:
Quote:
mindgnome said: Step 1: Take the plant material. Step 2: Light the plant material and inhale. Step 3: Watch Pink Floyd Live at Pompeii
But really smoke it first. Then watch Pink Floyd Live at Pompeii. Sorry, it is just kinda' required.
Until you watch that, we do not care how much weed you have smoked.
Smoke, watch, return.
Then we will discuss
K?
I've never seen that. Am I not a legitimate stoner?
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Re: First time with weed - what to do? [Re: Rose]
#19062473 - 10/31/13 09:52 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Live at Pompeii is a must if it is your first time getting stoned.
-------------------- "As I walk on through troubled times my spirit gets so downhearted sometimes so where are the strong and who are the trusted? And where is the harmony? Sweet harmony. Cause each time I feel it slippin' away, just makes me wanna cry. What's so funny 'bout peace love & understanding?" - Nick Lowe "Psychedelic drugs don't change you - they don't change your character - unless you want to be changed. They enable change; they can't impose it...” - Sasha Shulgin
Edited by mindgnome (10/31/13 09:54 AM)
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Re: First time with weed - what to do? [Re: mindgnome]
#19062733 - 10/31/13 10:54 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Gonna have to watch that now. Well. Next time i.get a bag.
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Quote:
MystiqueMushroom said: Do what you normally do 
Nah man, gotta go out and do some fun activities or do something entertaining... Weed makes everything a million times as fun! So do something you really enjoy, but while high and you will have a blast!!
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Re: First time with weed - what to do? [Re: Blazer420]
#19065715 - 10/31/13 08:07 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Blazer420 said:
Quote:
MystiqueMushroom said: Do what you normally do 
Nah man, gotta go out and do some fun activities or do something entertaining... Weed makes everything a million times as fun! So do something you really enjoy, but while high and you will have a blast!!
Normally I do do something I really enjoy, so your posts means nothing.
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Ok then....
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Re: First time with weed - what to do? [Re: Blazer420]
#19067004 - 10/31/13 11:19 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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It meant something to me Blazer420
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Re: First time with weed - what to do? [Re: MrHill]
#19067105 - 10/31/13 11:42 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Smoke it...
Just a suggestion.
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Re: First time with weed - what to do? [Re: mindgnome]
#19067126 - 10/31/13 11:47 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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mindgnome said: Live at Pompeii is a must if it is your first time getting stoned.
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Re: First time with weed - what to do? [Re: TheGreenBox]
#19067964 - 11/01/13 03:26 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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TheGreenBox said:I will watch Pink Floyd Live at Pompeii and report.
You have no choice, first time smoking weed will not get you high at all if you don't watch Live at Pompeii.
Set The Controls For The Heart of the Sun may even make you start tripping.
All the best
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Re: First time with weed - what to do? [Re: barong]
#19069311 - 11/01/13 11:02 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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You have to bake it into butter before you can eat it. You cant just shove it in your mouth lol find a pipe and smoke it outside. And then walk back inside. If you really need to smoke it indoors and don't wanna get caught, crack the window and take a long shower with the towel under the door
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MystiqueMushroom said: You can always put it in your ass
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just smoked my first j since i was 15 and now i remember why i love bud
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Re: First time with weed - what to do? [Re: Mrdbrewer]
#19069883 - 11/01/13 01:17 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Mrdbrewer said: just smoked my first j since i was 15 and now i remember why i love bud
Why the long wait?
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barong
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Quote:
MinnesnowtaNice said:
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Mrdbrewer said: just smoked my first j since i was 15 and now i remember why i love bud
Why the long wait?
He wanted to wait for his 16th birthday
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Re: First time with weed - what to do? [Re: barong]
#19073678 - 11/02/13 05:20 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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In my opinion, I would smoke it first. The first hit is rough, but you will get used to it very quickly.
As far as what to do after you smoke it. SEX!!! Sex while stoned is going to leave you on the moon. If you can't have sex, masturbate. Good times either way lol
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Re: First time with weed - what to do? [Re: Cheezymold]
#19073832 - 11/02/13 07:10 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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You mentioned stealth is a concern at home. People don't usually mention that cooking cannabis makes more smell than smoking ever will - and it can linger for DAYS - a strong pungent odor which sticks to the walls. My first time smoking I didn't feel much. This is common for people. It may take you a few or more tries to get off. Also set and setting are important as usual. With some practice and inclination in a dark room without distractions pot can take one far on a visionary journey ...
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Re: First time with weed - what to do? [Re: Deckard_Cain]
#19075304 - 11/02/13 02:03 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Deckard_Cain said: You mentioned stealth is a concern at home. People don't usually mention that cooking cannabis makes more smell than smoking ever will - and it can linger for DAYS - a strong pungent odor which sticks to the walls. My first time smoking I didn't feel much. This is common for people. It may take you a few or more tries to get off. Also set and setting are important as usual. With some practice and inclination in a dark room without distractions pot can take one far on a visionary journey ...
Yes, I completely agree.
You will probably have to train your body to have an orgasm while stoned. Took me quite a few times because I couldn't get myself through the intensity. I still cannot orgasm while having sex high though. Even though I haven't been able to, it still feels amazing and it makes me last for hours.
Besides doing sexual things, you should try everything that you like to do while you are stoned. Of course be safe about it but it might help open up your mind a bit and see things in a different light. Enjoy! Let us know how you like it
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Re: First time with weed - what to do? [Re: Cheezymold] 1
#19075813 - 11/02/13 04:01 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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u guise... its just pot.
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Re: First time with weed - what to do? [Re: PirateSwazey]
#19075836 - 11/02/13 04:05 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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PirateSwazey said: u guise... its just pot. 
Yeah it is just pot but over bearing parents or judge mental people make the experience suck! lol Man I am glad I don't have to worry about that shit anymore. Sneaking around is lame. 
"Over protective parents create the best liars."
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i dunno about all that overbearing parents business, when i was growing up my parents were pretty liberal about it. for me its just part of my lifestyle! i dont really care about being high or not, sometimes i dont even notice i am high after i smoke. i just love weed. and dreadlocks. gotta love dreadlocks. but u have to wash them. otherwise they get stinky.
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Re: First time with weed - what to do? [Re: PirateSwazey]
#19075978 - 11/02/13 04:40 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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My parents were over bearing, especially my mom, she was a control freak so I had to sneak around a lot and be crafty in my ways lol I admire people who have easy going parents, that would have been nice growing up! Mine don't care now that I am an adult which is bullshit they should have just let me be myself all those years but I digress!
I'm just saying that because the OP pretty much said they have to be sneaky so I just assumed they live with parents that do not approve or whatever their situation is that would make them have to be stealthy when smoking the mary.
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yeapp...@ OP just start playing disc golf or something. everyone who plays disc golf smokes weed and disc golf courses are great places to smoke weed. and hunt for mushrooms. 
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