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jewunit
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Well yeah, why do you think he went down in the first place? He was just salty b/c he thought I started without him.
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MystiqueMushroom

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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: jewunit]
#19055316 - 10/30/13 12:16 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Thats what I figured
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Shroomey Toons
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Update:
So this morning after everything was much calmer than last night, I asked my girlfriend if we could have a serious conversation about what she percieved last night. I looked in the ete, told her I love and would never lie to her. I told her I wasn't boxing my gremlin, but she said I was full of shit. She then verbally berates the size of my penis for about 13 minutes straight. 'Well your baby dick looks like a vienna sausage sitting on top of two raisins' you know cruel stuff like that. I swore I wasn't wacking over and over so she asked to see my phone. I thought she was going to check my internet history or something. Instead she calls my mama and tells her she caught me smacking the midget in the face last night. Which we all know is a lie. So know I have to convince my mom and girlfriend I wasn't slapping around my baby sasquatch. Terrible way to start the morning guys.
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EnemaOfState
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You gotta stop Jerkin your Gherkin man
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volcomstoner
I'll have just one more xanax



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Quote:
Shroomey Toons said: Update:
So this morning after everything was much calmer than last night, I asked my girlfriend if we could have a serious conversation about what she percieved last night. I looked in the ete, told her I love and would never lie to her. I told her I wasn't boxing my gremlin, but she said I was full of shit. She then verbally berates the size of my penis for about 13 minutes straight. 'Well your baby dick looks like a vienna sausage sitting on top of two raisins' you know cruel stuff like that. I swore I wasn't wacking over and over so she asked to see my phone. I thought she was going to check my internet history or something. Instead she calls my mama and tells her she caught me smacking the midget in the face last night. Which we all know is a lie. So know I have to convince my mom and girlfriend I wasn't slapping around my baby sasquatch. Terrible way to start the morning guys.
I think instead of slappin your midget you should slap the fuck outta your girl and keep that bitch in line.
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Absolem0918
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Patlal
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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: Absolem0918] 1
#19056820 - 10/30/13 10:13 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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OP is a wack job
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luvdemboomers
loner with a boner

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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: Patlal]
#19057683 - 10/30/13 01:42 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Patlal said: OP is a troll
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Sheekle
FREE BURKE



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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: Patlal] 1
#19057685 - 10/30/13 01:42 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Patlal said: OP is a wack job
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Sheekle
FREE BURKE



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Quote:
Shroomey Toons said: Update:
So this morning after everything was much calmer than last night, I asked my girlfriend if we could have a serious conversation about what she percieved last night. I looked in the ete, told her I love and would never lie to her.
Alright I get that you're like trolling and lying nd all (I hope), but why you would you have to hide the fact you were beating off in the first place. that concept as a whole just doesn't make much sense to me
-------------------- "Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods "I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago "you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard "The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist "Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft "or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16
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TrentBoyett
Aspiring Mycologist



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Quote:
volcomstoner said: I think instead of slappin your midget you should slap the fuck outta your girl and keep that bitch in line.
QFT
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MystiqueMushroom

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Quote:
Shroomey Toons said: Update:
So this morning after everything was much calmer than last night, I asked my girlfriend if we could have a serious conversation about what she percieved last night. I looked in the ete, told her I love and would never lie to her. I told her I wasn't boxing my gremlin, but she said I was full of shit. She then verbally berates the size of my penis for about 13 minutes straight. 'Well your baby dick looks like a vienna sausage sitting on top of two raisins' you know cruel stuff like that. I swore I wasn't wacking over and over so she asked to see my phone. I thought she was going to check my internet history or something. Instead she calls my mama and tells her she caught me smacking the midget in the face last night. Which we all know is a lie. So know I have to convince my mom and girlfriend I wasn't slapping around my baby sasquatch. Terrible way to start the morning guys.
The only way to get out of this on a clean slate is to get your mom and gf in the same room and whip it out and show them that there is no dry skin from wacking yesterday, because you DONT use lotion, that has to be key point you make, no lotion ever when you wack it
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TrentBoyett
Aspiring Mycologist



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Legend
RIP Sasha



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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: gzuf]
#19057800 - 10/30/13 02:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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OP obviously still jerks it.
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gzuf said:

Ima go wack it

I watched that last night.
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volcomstoner
I'll have just one more xanax



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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: Sheekle]
#19057874 - 10/30/13 02:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Sheekle said:
Quote:
Shroomey Toons said: Update:
So this morning after everything was much calmer than last night, I asked my girlfriend if we could have a serious conversation about what she percieved last night. I looked in the ete, told her I love and would never lie to her.
Alright I get that you're like trolling and lying nd all (I hope), but why you would you have to hide the fact you were beating off in the first place. that concept as a whole just doesn't make much sense to me
Right I don't understand, who cares if you jack off? It reminds me of that movie Don Jon, I wanted to hit that dudes girlfriend, I mean let the man jack off if he wants.
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MystiqueMushroom

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I can understand though from the girls perspective, like what if we the men found our girls jackin it and we werent getting enough pussy in the first place, see ?
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Sheekle
FREE BURKE



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I'd probably just ask to join in with the festivities
-------------------- "Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods "I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago "you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard "The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist "Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft "or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16
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TrentBoyett
Aspiring Mycologist



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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: Sheekle]
#19057918 - 10/30/13 02:25 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: I'd probably just ask to join in with the festivities
QFT
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MystiqueMushroom

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Re: I wasn't wacking I swear! [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19057929 - 10/30/13 02:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I wouldnt even ask, Id be like
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TrentBoyett
Aspiring Mycologist



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