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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: MycoPirate]
    #19056380 - 10/30/13 06:27 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:haha:


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: Sheekle]
    #19056385 - 10/30/13 06:28 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Once, when I was about 10, the whole block would go all out for Halloween. Our parents would just let us run wild for Halloween and it was a total blast. This one well meaning older couple even served up hot dogs for us kids one year. It worked out well until a few kids started a food fight. Needless to say it quickly got out of hand and there must have been 15 or so  kids participating in the melee. A fun time was had by all, except for the older couple.


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: ReginaldPMcpoop]
    #19056418 - 10/30/13 06:49 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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One time when I was little I was sleeping on the couch because I was afraid of the dark in my room and I started rubbing my weiner with the cool side of the sleeping bag and it felt pretty good but I didn't really know what was happening.



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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: MycoPirate]
    #19056763 - 10/30/13 09:56 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

oops i mean satan:rofl:


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: i like cow poo]
    #19056817 - 10/30/13 10:12 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I was like 13 camping with my dad and a few of my buddies.  We're sitting around the campfire at around midnight and we hear people down by the lake.  I convinced my buddies to go check it out with me so we head down there and start walking down the dock and theres two girls skinny dipping!

I ran down the rest of the way and grabbed their clothes and bottle of jack.  I dont remember the details but somehow we got them to make out in the water, and then make out on the deck and play with eachother in the sexy lesbian porno sort of way, all while shining our flashlights on them lmao.  Their titties were so nice I felt like I hit the jackpot. 

They were getting kind of into it then they saw one of our faces and noticed that we were like 13, freaked out and ran to their car and drove off.  We got to keep their clothes lmao.

So thats how I saw my first two pairs of tits.  Which also led to me getting drunk for the first time.

Overall, it was a great night


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: TheMovement]
    #19056837 - 10/30/13 10:16 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

When I was like 3 I thought it would be totally awesome to summersault down the stairs like donkey kong. I had to go to the hospital


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: Whitewater]
    #19057827 - 10/30/13 02:08 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I once cut a lamp cord with a pair of scissors back when I was little, it was pretty cool.


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19057875 - 10/30/13 02:19 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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TheMovement said:
I was like 13 camping with my dad and a few of my buddies.  We're sitting around the campfire at around midnight and we hear people down by the lake.  I convinced my buddies to go check it out with me so we head down there and start walking down the dock and theres two girls skinny dipping!

I ran down the rest of the way and grabbed their clothes and bottle of jack.  I dont remember the details but somehow we got them to make out in the water, and then make out on the deck and play with eachother in the sexy lesbian porno sort of way, all while shining our flashlights on them lmao.  Their titties were so nice I felt like I hit the jackpot. 

They were getting kind of into it then they saw one of our faces and noticed that we were like 13, freaked out and ran to their car and drove off.  We got to keep their clothes lmao.

So thats how I saw my first two pairs of tits.  Which also led to me getting drunk for the first time.

Overall, it was a great night



Sweet

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I once cut a lamp cord with a pair of scissors back when I was little, it was pretty cool.



Probably wasnt even plugged in


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: TheMovement] * 2
    #19057889 - 10/30/13 02:21 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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TheMovement said:
I was like 13 camping with my dad and a few of my buddies.  We're sitting around the campfire at around midnight and we hear people down by the lake.  I convinced my buddies to go check it out with me so we head down there and start walking down the dock and theres two girls skinny dipping!

I ran down the rest of the way and grabbed their clothes and bottle of jack.  I dont remember the details but somehow we got them to make out in the water, and then make out on the deck and play with eachother in the sexy lesbian porno sort of way, all while shining our flashlights on them lmao.  Their titties were so nice I felt like I hit the jackpot. 

They were getting kind of into it then they saw one of our faces and noticed that we were like 13, freaked out and ran to their car and drove off.  We got to keep their clothes lmao.

So thats how I saw my first two pairs of tits.  Which also led to me getting drunk for the first time.

Overall, it was a great night




I'm gonna go ahead and call bullshit on this bullshit story.


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #19057896 - 10/30/13 02:22 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Quote:

mjmihalov said:
I once cut a lamp cord with a pair of scissors back when I was little, it was pretty cool.



Probably wasnt even plugged in



Shhh!


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19057916 - 10/30/13 02:25 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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mjmihalov said:
Quote:

TheMovement said:
I was like 13 camping with my dad and a few of my buddies.  We're sitting around the campfire at around midnight and we hear people down by the lake.  I convinced my buddies to go check it out with me so we head down there and start walking down the dock and theres two girls skinny dipping!

I ran down the rest of the way and grabbed their clothes and bottle of jack.  I dont remember the details but somehow we got them to make out in the water, and then make out on the deck and play with eachother in the sexy lesbian porno sort of way, all while shining our flashlights on them lmao.  Their titties were so nice I felt like I hit the jackpot. 

They were getting kind of into it then they saw one of our faces and noticed that we were like 13, freaked out and ran to their car and drove off.  We got to keep their clothes lmao.

So thats how I saw my first two pairs of tits.  Which also led to me getting drunk for the first time.

Overall, it was a great night




I'm gonna go ahead and call bullshit on this bullshit story.



Why would I lie on the internet? about something that happened when i was 13


Edited by TheMovement (10/30/13 02:26 PM)


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: TheMovement]
    #19057920 - 10/30/13 02:26 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I thought it sounded plausible, I've done some crazy stupid shit like that when I was younger


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: TheMovement]
    #19057921 - 10/30/13 02:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

To seem cool? Idk. It wasn't me that lied it was you, I don't know your motives


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #19057926 - 10/30/13 02:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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I thought it sounded plausible, I've done some crazy stupid shit like that when I was younger




Plausible at best.

Still... pics or it didn't happen.


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #19058490 - 10/30/13 04:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

TBH I dont think it was that crazy, i was just a hormone enraged teenager lmao.


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To seem cool? Idk. It wasn't me that lied it was you, I don't know your motives



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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: TheMovement]
    #19058591 - 10/30/13 04:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Good ole Red


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: fapjack]
    #19058705 - 10/30/13 04:50 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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When I was like 14-15 me and my friend went into a Wendy's and bought a Jr Cheeseburger.  I brought it into the bathroom and shit on it, threw the meat away.  He went to the counter and tried to return it, the guy upwrapped it and saw a log of shit on the bun and started laughing.  My friend then said "Oh you think that's funny" and slammed it on the counter.  The entire time I was filming it/  We then ran out of building and into my friends car.  We did a lot of other fucked up shit too and filmed it, but that was the most funny thing we did.



ha I threw a dead bird behind the counter one time at burger king when I was like 14 just ran up in there (i think I even yelled dead bird mutherfyckers or something like that) and ran out


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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: cheshirect666]
    #19058712 - 10/30/13 04:51 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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cheshirect666 said:
Quote:

fapjack said:
When I was like 14-15 me and my friend went into a Wendy's and bought a Jr Cheeseburger.  I brought it into the bathroom and shit on it, threw the meat away.  He went to the counter and tried to return it, the guy upwrapped it and saw a log of shit on the bun and started laughing.  My friend then said "Oh you think that's funny" and slammed it on the counter.  The entire time I was filming it/  We then ran out of building and into my friends car.  We did a lot of other fucked up shit too and filmed it, but that was the most funny thing we did.



ha I threw a dead bird behind the counter one time at burger king when I was like 14 just ran up in there (i think I even yelled dead bird mutherfyckers or something like that) and ran out


sweet thread sheekle



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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #19058786 - 10/30/13 05:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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MystiqueMushroom said:
Quote:

cheshirect666 said:
Quote:

fapjack said:
When I was like 14-15 me and my friend went into a Wendy's and bought a Jr Cheeseburger.  I brought it into the bathroom and shit on it, threw the meat away.  He went to the counter and tried to return it, the guy upwrapped it and saw a log of shit on the bun and started laughing.  My friend then said "Oh you think that's funny" and slammed it on the counter.  The entire time I was filming it/  We then ran out of building and into my friends car.  We did a lot of other fucked up shit too and filmed it, but that was the most funny thing we did.



ha I threw a dead bird behind the counter one time at burger king when I was like 14 just ran up in there (i think I even yelled dead bird mutherfyckers or something like that) and ran out


sweet thread sheekle



:rofl2:




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Re: Cool childhood stories thread. Pretend we're sitting around a fire sharing stories [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19058796 - 10/30/13 05:07 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

One time I ordered 17 BK single Stackers at the drive thru...


We wanted to take advantage of the dollar menu


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